Admin Fax Template Flair

- Added custom messages to EvilFaxes, for extra schadenfreude
- Fax body for Templates changed to more unique versions

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tweak: Added custom messages for evil faxes
tweat: Added unique text body for each non-evil fax template
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code/modules/admin/topic.dm

@@ -1707,7 +1707,7 @@
 		if(!istype(H))
 			to_chat(usr, "This can only be used on instances of type /mob/living/carbon/human")
 			return
-		var/etypes = list("borging","corgifying","firedeath","braindeath","honktumor","demotion")
+		var/etypes = list("Borgification","Corgification","Death By Fire","Total Brain Death","Honk Tumor","Demotion Notice")
 		var/eviltype = input(src.owner, "Which type of evil fax do you wish to send [H]?","Its good to be baaaad...", "") as null|anything in etypes
 		if(!(eviltype in etypes))
 			return
@@ -1718,7 +1718,7 @@
 		var/obj/machinery/photocopier/faxmachine/fax = locate(href_list["originfax"])
 
 		P.name = "Central Command - [customname]"
-		P.info = "<b>A reminder: per the terms of your contract, stupid faxes will get you demoted, or worse.</b>"
+		P.info = "<b>You <i>really</i> should've known better.</b>"
 		P.myeffect = eviltype
 		P.mytarget = H
 		if(alert("Do you want the Evil Fax to activate automatically if [H] tries to ignore it?",,"Yes", "No") == "Yes")
@@ -1758,19 +1758,19 @@
 		var/obj/item/weapon/paper/P = new /obj/item/weapon/paper(null)
 		var/obj/machinery/photocopier/faxmachine/fax = locate(href_list["originfax"])
 		P.name = "Central Command - paper"
-		var/stypes = list("handle it yourself","illegible","not signed","sorry, not right now","stop wasting our time")
+		var/stypes = list("Handle it yourselves!","Illegible fax","Fax not signed/stamped","Not Right Now","You are wasting our time")
 		var/stype = input(src.owner, "Which type of standard reply do you wish to send to [H]?","Choose your paperwork", "") as null|anything in stypes
 		var/tmsg = "<font face='Verdana' color='black'><center><img src = 'ntlogo.png'><BR><BR><BR><font size='4'><B>NanoTrasen Science Station Cyberiad</B></font><BR><BR><BR><font size='4'>NAS Trurl Communications Department Report</font></center><BR><BR>"
-		if(stype == "handle it yourself")
-			tmsg += "Greetings, esteemed crewmember. Your fax has been <B><I>DECLINED</I></B> automatically by NAS Trurl Fax Registration.<BR><BR>Please proceed in accordance with Standard Operating Procedure and/or Space Law. You are fully trained to handle this situation without Central Command intervention."
-		else if(stype == "illegible")
-			tmsg += "Greetings, esteemed crewmember. Your fax has been <B><I>DECLINED</I></B> automatically by NAS Trurl Fax Registration.<BR><BR>Your fax was too poorly written for our system to interpret."
-		else if(stype == "not signed")
-			tmsg += "Greetings, esteemed crewmember. Your fax has been <B><I>DECLINED</I></B> automatically by NAS Trurl Fax Registration.<BR><BR>Your fax was not properly signed and/or stamped."
-		else if(stype == "sorry, not right now")
-			tmsg += "Greetings, esteemed crewmember. Unfortunately, we are unable to spare the resources to assist you at this time."
-		else if(stype == "stop wasting our time")
-			tmsg += "Stop wasting our time."
+		if(stype == "Handle it yourselves!")
+			tmsg += "Greetings, esteemed crewmember. Your fax has been <B><I>DECLINED</I></B> automatically by NAS Trurl Fax Registration.<BR><BR>Please proceed in accordance with Standard Operating Procedure and/or Space Law. You are fully trained to handle this situation without Central Command intervention.<BR><BR><i><small>This is an automatic message.<BR><BR>Do not reply.</i></small>"
+		else if(stype == "Illegible fax")
+			tmsg += "Greetings, esteemed crewmember. Your fax has been <B><I>DECLINED</I></B> automatically by NAS Trurl Fax Registration.<BR><BR>Your fax's grammar, syntax and/or typography are of a sub-par level and do not allow us to understand the contents of the message.<BR><BR>Please consult your nearest dictionary and/or thesaurus and try again.<BR><BR><i><small>This is an automatic message.<BR><BR>Do not reply.</i></small>"
+		else if(stype == "Fax not signed/stamped")
+			tmsg += "Greetings, esteemed crewmember. Your fax has been <B><I>DECLINED</I></B> automatically by NAS Trurl Fax Registration.<BR><BR>Your fax was not properly signed and/or stamped. Please stamp your fax in accordance with NanoTrasen Fax Communication Policy, Section 3, Paragraph 6, Line 9.<BR><BR><i><small>This is an automatic message.<BR><BR>Do not reply.</i></small>"
+		else if(stype == "Not Right Now")
+			tmsg += "Greetings, esteemed crewmember. Your fax has been <B><I>DECLINED</I></B> automatically by NAS Trurl Fax Registration.<BR><BR>Due to pressing concerns of a matter above your current paygrade, we are unable to provide assistance in whatever matter your fax referenced.<BR><BR>This can be either due to a power outage, bureaucratic audit, pest infestation, Ascendance Event, corgi outbreak, or any other situation that would affect the proper functioning of the NAS Trurl.<BR><BR>Please try again later.<BR><BR><i><small>This is an automatic message.<BR><BR>Do not reply.</i></small>"
+		else if(stype == "You are wasting our time")
+			tmsg += "Greetings, esteemed crewmember. Your fax has been <B><I>DECLINED</I></B> automatically by NAS Trurl Fax Registration.<BR><BR>In the interest of preventing further mismanagement of company resources, please avoid wasting our time with such petty drivel.<BR><BR>Do kindly remember that we expect our workforce to maintain at least a semi-decent level of proffesionalism. Do not test our patience.<BR><BR><i><small>This is an automatic message.<BR><BR>Do not reply.</i></small>"
 		else
 			return
 		tmsg += "</font>"

code/modules/paperwork/paper.dm

@@ -676,23 +676,27 @@
 /obj/item/weapon/paper/evilfax/proc/evilpaper_specialaction(var/mob/living/carbon/target)
 	spawn(30)
 		if(istype(target,/mob/living/carbon))
-			if(myeffect == "borging")
+			if(myeffect == "Borgification")
+				to_chat(target,"<span class='userdanger'>You seem to comprehend the AI a little better. Why are your muscles so stiff?</span>")
 				target.ForceContractDisease(new /datum/disease/transformation/robot(0))
-			else if(myeffect == "corgifying")
+			else if(myeffect == "Corgification")
+				to_chat(target,"<span class='userdanger'>You hear distant howling as the world seems to grow bigger around you. Boy, that itch sure is getting worse!</span>")
 				target.ForceContractDisease(new /datum/disease/transformation/corgi(0))
-			else if(myeffect == "firedeath")
+			else if(myeffect == "Death By Fire")
+				to_chat(target,"<span class='userdanger'>You feel hotter than usual. Maybe you should lowe-wait, is that your hand melting?</span>")
 				var/turf/simulated/T = get_turf(target)
 				new /obj/effect/hotspot(T)
 				target.adjustFireLoss(150) // hard crit, the burning takes care of the rest.
-			else if(myeffect == "braindeath")
-				to_chat(target,"<span class='userdanger'>A series of bright lights flash across your vision: COGNITOHAZARD YHWH-3 ACTIVATED</span>")
+			else if(myeffect == "Total Brain Death")
+				to_chat(target,"<span class='userdanger'>You see a message appear in front of you in bright red letters: <b>YHWH-3 MEMETIC KILL AGENT ACTIVATED</b></span>")
 				target.mutations.Add(NOCLONE)
 				target.adjustBrainLoss(125)
-			else if(myeffect == "honktumor")
+			else if(myeffect == "Honk Tumor")
 				if(!target.get_int_organ(/obj/item/organ/internal/honktumor))
 					var/obj/item/organ/internal/organ = new /obj/item/organ/internal/honktumor
+					to_chat(target,"<span class='userdanger'>Life seems funnier, somehow.</span>")
 					organ.insert(target)
-			else if(myeffect == "demotion")
+			else if(myeffect == "Demotion Notice")
 				command_announcement.Announce("[mytarget] is hereby demoted to the rank of Civilian. Process this demotion immediately. Failure to comply with these orders is grounds for termination.","CC Demotion Order")
 			else
 				message_admins("Evil paper [src] was activated without a proper effect set! This is a bug.")