Conjugating verbs is hard

code/datums/spells/mind_transfer.dm

@@ -32,7 +32,7 @@ Also, you never added distance checking after target is selected. I've went ahea
 		return
 
 	if(!target.key || !target.mind)
-		to_chat(user, "[target.p_they(TRUE)] appear to be catatonic. Not even magic can affect [target.p_their()] vacant mind.")
+		to_chat(user, "[target.p_they(TRUE)] appear[target.p_s()] to be catatonic. Not even magic can affect [target.p_their()] vacant mind.")
 		return
 
 	if(user.suiciding)

code/game/dna/dna_modifier.dm

@@ -192,7 +192,7 @@
 		return
 	for(var/mob/living/carbon/slime/M in range(1,L))
 		if(M.Victim == L)
-			to_chat(usr, "[L.name] will not fit into the [src] because [L.p_they()] have a slime latched onto [L.p_their()] head.")
+			to_chat(usr, "[L.name] will not fit into the [src] because [L.p_they()] [L.p_have()] a slime latched onto [L.p_their()] head.")
 			return
 	if(L == user)
 		visible_message("[user] climbs into the [src].")

code/game/gamemodes/vampire/vampire_powers.dm

@@ -346,7 +346,7 @@
 	ticker.mode.vampire_enthralled[H.mind] = user.mind
 	H.mind.special_role = SPECIAL_ROLE_VAMPIRE_THRALL
 	to_chat(H, "<span class='danger'>You have been Enthralled by [user]. Follow [user.p_their()] every command.</span>")
-	to_chat(user, "<span class='warning'>You have successfully Enthralled [H]. <i>If [H.p_they()] refuse to do as you say just adminhelp.</i></span>")
+	to_chat(user, "<span class='warning'>You have successfully Enthralled [H]. <i>If [H.p_they()] refuse[H.p_s()] to do as you say just adminhelp.</i></span>")
 	add_attack_logs(user, H, "Vampire-thralled")
 
 

code/game/machinery/Sleeper.dm

@@ -338,7 +338,7 @@
 			return
 		for(var/mob/living/carbon/slime/M in range(1,GG.affecting))
 			if(M.Victim == GG.affecting)
-				to_chat(usr, "[GG.affecting.name] will not fit into the sleeper because [GG.affecting.p_they()] have a slime latched onto [GG.affecting.p_their()] head.")
+				to_chat(usr, "[GG.affecting.name] will not fit into the sleeper because [GG.affecting.p_they()] [GG.affecting.p_have()] a slime latched onto [GG.affecting.p_their()] head.")
 				return
 
 		visible_message("[user] starts putting [GG.affecting.name] into the sleeper.")

code/game/machinery/cryo.dm

@@ -108,7 +108,7 @@
 		return
 	for(var/mob/living/carbon/slime/M in range(1,L))
 		if(M.Victim == L)
-			to_chat(usr, "[L.name] will not fit into the cryo cell because [L.p_they()] have a slime latched onto [L.p_their()] head.")
+			to_chat(usr, "[L.name] will not fit into the cryo cell because [L.p_they()] [L.p_have()] a slime latched onto [L.p_their()] head.")
 			return
 	if(put_mob(L))
 		if(L == user)
@@ -301,7 +301,7 @@
 			return
 		for(var/mob/living/carbon/slime/M in range(1,GG.affecting))
 			if(M.Victim == GG.affecting)
-				to_chat(usr, "[GG.affecting.name] will not fit into the cryo because [GG.affecting.p_they()] have a slime latched onto [GG.affecting.p_their()] head.")
+				to_chat(usr, "[GG.affecting.name] will not fit into the cryo because [GG.affecting.p_they()] [GG.affecting.p_have()] a slime latched onto [GG.affecting.p_their()] head.")
 				return
 		var/mob/M = GG.affecting
 		if(put_mob(M))

code/game/machinery/cryopod.dm

@@ -551,7 +551,7 @@
 
 	for(var/mob/living/carbon/slime/M in range(1,L))
 		if(M.Victim == L)
-			to_chat(usr, "[L.name] will not fit into the cryo pod because [L.p_they()] have a slime latched onto [L.p_their()] head.")
+			to_chat(usr, "[L.name] will not fit into the cryo pod because [L.p_they()] [L.p_have()] a slime latched onto [L.p_their()] head.")
 			return
 
 

code/game/objects/items/weapons/cigs.dm

@@ -54,7 +54,7 @@ LIGHTERS ARE IN LIGHTERS.DM
 	if(istype(M) && M.on_fire)
 		user.changeNext_move(CLICK_CD_MELEE)
 		user.do_attack_animation(M)
-		light("<span class='notice'>[user] coldly lights the [name] with the burning body of [M]. Clearly, [user.p_they()] offer the warmest of regards...</span>")
+		light("<span class='notice'>[user] coldly lights the [name] with the burning body of [M]. Clearly, [user.p_they()] offer[user.p_s()] the warmest of regards...</span>")
 		return 1
 	else
 		return ..()
@@ -88,7 +88,7 @@ LIGHTERS ARE IN LIGHTERS.DM
 	else if(istype(W, /obj/item/melee/energy/sword/saber))
 		var/obj/item/melee/energy/sword/saber/S = W
 		if(S.active)
-			light("<span class='warning'>[user] swings their [W], barely missing their nose. [user.p_they(TRUE)] light [user.p_their()] [name] in the process.</span>")
+			light("<span class='warning'>[user] swings their [W], barely missing their nose. [user.p_they(TRUE)] light[user.p_s()] [user.p_their()] [name] in the process.</span>")
 
 	else if(istype(W, /obj/item/assembly/igniter))
 		light("<span class='notice'>[user] fiddles with [W], and manages to light [user.p_their()] [name].</span>")

code/game/objects/items/weapons/implants/implantchair.dm

@@ -79,7 +79,7 @@
 			return
 		var/mob/M = G.affecting
 		if(M.buckled_mob)
-			to_chat(usr, "[M] will not fit into [src] because [M.p_they()] have a slime latched onto [M.p_their()] head.")
+			to_chat(usr, "[M] will not fit into [src] because [M.p_they()] [M.p_have()] a slime latched onto [M.p_their()] head.")
 			return
 		if(put_mob(M))
 			qdel(G)

code/game/objects/items/weapons/tape.dm

@@ -18,7 +18,7 @@
 	else if(amount < 2)
 		to_chat(user, "You'll need more tape for this!")
 	else if(!M.check_has_mouth())
-		to_chat(user, "[M.p_they()] have no mouth to tape over!")
+		to_chat(user, "[M.p_they()] [M.p_have()] no mouth to tape over!")
 	else
 		if(M == user)
 			to_chat(user, "You try to tape your own mouth shut.")

code/modules/mob/living/carbon/human/interactive/functions.dm

@@ -631,7 +631,7 @@
 			TARGET = newSnack
 			newSnack.reagents.remove_any((newSnack.reagents.total_volume/2)-1)
 			newSnack.name = "Synthetic [newSnack.name]"
-			custom_emote(2, "[pick("gibbers","drools","slobbers","claps wildly","spits")] as [p_they()] vomit[p_s()] [newSnack] from [p_their] mouth!")
+			custom_emote(2, "[pick("gibbers","drools","slobbers","claps wildly","spits")] as [p_they()] vomit[p_s()] [newSnack] from [p_their()] mouth!")
 	catch(var/exception/e)
 		log_runtime(e, src, "Caught in SNPC cooking module")
 	doing &= ~SNPC_SPECIAL