And some more excessive processing

code/modules/mob/living/carbon/alien/life.dm

@@ -43,8 +43,6 @@
 		silent = 0
 	else
 		updatehealth()
-		handle_stunned()
-		handle_weakened()
 		if(health <= 0)
 			death()
 			blinded = 1
@@ -52,7 +50,6 @@
 			return 1
 
 		if(paralysis && paralysis > 0)
-			handle_paralysed()
 			blinded = 1
 			stat = UNCONSCIOUS
 			if(halloss > 0)

code/modules/mob/living/carbon/metroid/life.dm

@@ -106,14 +106,11 @@
 	else
 		if (src.paralysis || src.stunned || src.weakened || (status_flags && FAKEDEATH)) //Stunned etc.
 			if (src.stunned > 0)
-				AdjustStunned(-1)
 				src.stat = 0
 			if (src.weakened > 0)
-				AdjustWeakened(-1)
 				src.lying = 0
 				src.stat = 0
 			if (src.paralysis > 0)
-				AdjustParalysis(-1)
 				src.blinded = 0
 				src.lying = 0
 				src.stat = 0