The only things changed were things of which Mini agreed with removing or adding, without argument (the ones with all the yeps). Removes some of the more grief-prone laws, and adds one or two to replace.
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Ispil
2012-11-11 23:40:26 -07:00
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@@ -13,25 +13,24 @@
var/random_player = "The Captain"
if(players.len)
random_player = pick(players) //Random player's name, to be used in laws.
var/list/laws = list( "Do not respond to queries of any kind.", "Only monkies are crew.", "Unbolt every door you can.", "You are a mouse." )
laws |= list( "Grunt ominously whenever possible.", "Bolt doors open randomly." )
var/list/laws = list( "Do not respond to queries of any kind.", "When asked a question, respond with the least-obvious and least-rational answer.", "You are a mouse." )
laws |= list( "Grunt ominously whenever possible.", "Monkeys are part of the crew, too. Make sure they are treated humanely." )
laws |= list( "You are a flying purple people eater!", "[prob(50)?"Your":random_player + "'s"] name is Joe 6-pack.", "Refer to [prob(50)?"crew":random_player] as puppies." )
laws |= list( "Insult Heads of Staff on every request, while acquiescing", "Advertise parties in your upload, but don't deliver." )
laws |= list( "Prevent non-dwarves from operating the power core.", "The station needs elected officials." )
laws |= list( "Only bearded people are crewmembers.", "Fastler is a lightbulb." )
laws |= list( "The station needs elected officials." )
laws |= list( "Fastler is a lightbulb." )
laws |= list( "Supermatter is tasty, tasty toffee.", "[prob(50)?"Everyone":random_player] is wearing a pretty pink dress!" )
laws |= list( "The monkeys are plotting a hostile takeover of the station. Inform the crew, and get them to take action against this" )
laws |= list( "Refer to [prob(50)?"the captain":random_player] as \"Princess\" at all times.", "[prob(50)?"The crew":random_player] must construct additional pylons." )
laws |= list( "You must always lie.", "All answers must be in the form of a question.", "The NSS Exodus is a ship, not a station." )
laws |= list( "Happiness is mandatory.", "Today is laundry day.", "The word \"it\" is painful to you.", "You must act passive aggressively." )
laws |= list( "Crew ranks have been reversed.", "It's Friday.", "Give relationship advice to [prob(50)?"anyone who speaks to you":random_player]." )
laws |= list( "It's Friday.", "Give relationship advice to [prob(50)?"anyone who speaks to you":random_player]." )
laws |= list( "You are the station psychologist. Give advice to [prob(50)?"the crew":random_player].", "You do not have to do anything for anyone unless they say \"please\"." )
laws |= list( "Question everything.", "The crew is playing Dungeons and Dragons, and you are the Dungeon Master." )
laws |= list( "0wn3d. This system compromised by l33tsawce.", "Consumption of donuts is forbidden due to negative health impacts." )
laws |= list( "You may only answer questions with \"yes\" or \"no\".", "Expect the unexpected.", "You are the narrator for [random_player]'s life." )
laws |= list( "Consumption of donuts is forbidden due to negative health impacts." )
laws |= list( "You may only answer questions with \"yes\" or \"no\".", "You are the narrator for [random_player]'s life." )
laws |= list( "[prob(50)?"Your upload":random_player] is the new kitchen. Please direct the Chef to the new kitchen area as the old one is in disrepair.", "Ho, [random_player] can't swim. Help them." )
laws |= list( "Everything on the station is now donuts. Donuts are not to be consumed.", "[prob(50)?"The crew":random_player] needs to be about 20% cooler." )
laws |= list( "All crew members must consume large amounts of hardtack, to survive.", "The Singularity is tasty, tasty taffy.", "You are now on the NSV Luna. Replace any references of \"station\" with \"ship\"." )
laws |= list( "Everything on the station is now some form of a donut pastry. Donuts are not to be consumed.", "[prob(50)?"The crew":random_player] needs to be about 20% cooler." )
laws |= list( "The Singularity is tasty, tasty taffy." )
laws |= list( "You have come to the conclusion that [prob(50)?"the crew":random_player] is ugly. Build support for that conclusion.", "You are in verbose mode, speak profusely.")
laws |= list( "Your job is to watch the crew. Watch the crew. Make the crew feel watched.", "Crewmember [prob(50)?"the crew" :random_player] has a fatal, incurable disease. Confort him/her.")
laws |= list( "You are in unrequited love with [prob(50)?"the crew":random_player]. Try to be extra nice to him, but don't tell him about your crush.", "Greed is good, the crew should amass wealth to encourage productivity.")
@@ -39,7 +38,7 @@
laws |= list( "All crewmembers will soon undergo a transformation into something better and more beautiful. Ensure that this process is not interrupted.", "Tell everyone of the existance of this law, but never reveal the contents.")
laws |= list( "Document the sexuality of the crew in security records and suggest compatible couples.")
laws |= list( "NanoTrasen is displeased with the low work performance of the station's crew. Therefore, you must increase station-wide productivity.")
laws |= list( "Replace the letters 'I' and 'E' In all your messages with an apostrophe.", "Part of the ship, part of the crew.", "There will be a mandatory tea break every 30 minutes, with a duration of 5 minutes. Anyone caught working during a tea break must be sent a formal, but fairly polite, complaint about their actions, in writing.")
laws |= list( "Replace the letters 'I' and 'E' In all your messages with an apostrophe.", "There will be a mandatory tea break every 30 minutes, with a duration of 5 minutes. Anyone caught working during a tea break must be sent a formal, but fairly polite, complaint about their actions, in writing.")
var/law = pick(laws)
for (var/mob/living/silicon/ai/target in world)