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code/modules/mob/living/carbon/human/emote_vr.dm

@@ -17,8 +17,131 @@
 			message = "mlems [get_visible_gender() == MALE ? "his" : get_visible_gender() == FEMALE ? "her" : "their"] tongue up over [get_visible_gender() == MALE ? "his" : get_visible_gender() == FEMALE ? "her" : "their"] nose. Mlem."
 			m_type = 1
 		if ("awoo")
-			message = "awoos loudly. AwoooOOOOoooo!"
+			var/mob/living/carbon/human/H = src
+			var/obj/item/organ/external/L = H.get_organ("chest")
+			var/obj/item/organ/external/R = H.get_organ("head")
+			var/torso_good = 0
+			var/head_good = 0
+			if(L && (!(L.status & ORGAN_DESTROYED)) && (!(L.splinted)) && (!(L.status & ORGAN_BROKEN)))
+				torso_good = 1
+			if(R && (!(R.status & ORGAN_DESTROYED)) && (!(R.splinted)) && (!(R.status & ORGAN_BROKEN)))
+				head_good = 1
+
+			if(!torso_good && !head_good)
+				to_chat(usr, "<span class='danger'>You need an uninjured head and chest to be obnoxious.</span>") //discourage spam by breaking one or both
+				return
+
 			m_type = 2
+			message = "lets out an awoo."
+			playsound(loc, 'sound/voice/awoo.ogg', 50, 1, -1)
+
+
+			emoteDanger =  min(1+(emoteDanger*2), 100)
+			var/danger = emoteDanger - 5//Base chance to break something.
+			var/list/involved_parts = list(BP_HEAD, BP_TORSO) // why there are organ tags and organ names i will never know
+			for(var/organ_name in involved_parts)
+				var/obj/item/organ/external/E = get_organ(organ_name)
+				if(!E || E.is_stump() || E.splinted || (E.status & ORGAN_BROKEN))
+					involved_parts -= organ_name
+					danger += 7 //Add 7% chance for each involved part
+
+
+			if(prob(danger))
+				spawn(10) //the dreaded spawn
+					var/breaking = pick(involved_parts)
+					var/obj/item/organ/external/E = get_organ(breaking)
+					if(isSynthetic())
+						src.Weaken(5)
+						E.droplimb(1,DROPLIMB_EDGE)
+						message += " <span class='danger'>And falls apart!</span>" //might be redundant, havent seen a synth die yet in testing
+						log_and_message_admins("broke their [breaking] with *awoo and were kicked.", src)
+						to_chat(usr, "<span class='danger'>You have been automatically logged out for spamming emotes.</span>")
+						Logout(src)
+					else
+						src.Weaken(5)
+						if(E.cannot_break) //Prometheans go splat
+							E.droplimb(0,DROPLIMB_BLUNT)
+						else
+							E.fracture()
+						message += " <span class='danger'>And breaks something!</span>"
+						log_and_message_admins("broke their [breaking] with *awoo and were kicked.", src)
+						to_chat(usr, "<span class='danger'>You have been automatically logged out for spamming emotes.</span>")
+						Logout(src)
+		if ("nya")
+			var/mob/living/carbon/human/H = src
+			var/obj/item/organ/external/L = H.get_organ("chest")
+			var/obj/item/organ/external/R = H.get_organ("head")
+			var/torso_good = 0
+			var/head_good = 0
+			if(L && (!(L.status & ORGAN_DESTROYED)) && (!(L.splinted)) && (!(L.status & ORGAN_BROKEN)))
+				torso_good = 1
+			if(R && (!(R.status & ORGAN_DESTROYED)) && (!(R.splinted)) && (!(R.status & ORGAN_BROKEN)))
+				head_good = 1
+//discourage spam by potentially breaking one or both
+			if(!torso_good && !head_good)
+				to_chat(usr, "<span class='danger'>You need an uninjured head and chest to be obnoxious.</span>")
+				return
+
+			message = "lets out a nya."
+			m_type = 2
+			playsound(loc, 'sound/voice/nya.ogg', 50, 1, -1)
+
+
+			emoteDanger =  min(1+(emoteDanger*2), 100)
+			var/danger = emoteDanger - 5//Base chance to break something.
+			var/list/involved_parts = list(BP_HEAD, BP_TORSO) // why there are organ tags and organ names i will never know
+			for(var/organ_name in involved_parts)
+				var/obj/item/organ/external/E = get_organ(organ_name)
+				if(!E || E.is_stump() || E.splinted || (E.status & ORGAN_BROKEN))
+					involved_parts -= organ_name
+					danger += 5 //Add 5% chance for each involved part
+
+
+			if(prob(danger))
+				spawn(10) //the dreaded spawn
+					var/breaking = pick(involved_parts)
+					var/obj/item/organ/external/E = get_organ(breaking)
+					if(isSynthetic())
+						src.Weaken(5)
+						E.droplimb(1,DROPLIMB_EDGE)
+						message += " <span class='danger'>And loses their [breaking]!</span>" //redundant unless a non-lethal limb is added to the parts list
+						log_and_message_admins("broke their [breaking] with *nya and were kicked.", src)
+						to_chat(usr, "<span class='danger'>You have been automatically logged out for spamming emotes.</span>")
+						Logout(src)
+					else
+						src.Weaken(5)
+						if(E.cannot_break) //Prometheans go splat
+							E.droplimb(0,DROPLIMB_BLUNT)
+						else
+							E.fracture()
+						message += " <span class='danger'>And breaks something!</span>"
+						log_and_message_admins("broke their [breaking] with *nya and were kicked.", src)
+						to_chat(usr, "<span class='danger'>You have been automatically logged out for spamming emotes.</span>")
+						Logout(src)
+		if ("peep")
+			message = "peeps like a bird."
+			m_type = 2
+			playsound(loc, 'sound/voice/peep.ogg', 50, 1, -1)
+		if("chirp")
+			message = "chirps!"
+			playsound(src.loc, 'sound/misc/nymphchirp.ogg', 50, 0)
+			m_type = 2
+		if ("weh")
+			message = "lets out a weh."
+			m_type = 2
+			playsound(loc, 'sound/voice/weh.ogg', 50, 1, -1)
+		if ("merp")
+			message = "lets out a merp."
+			m_type = 2
+			playsound(loc, 'sound/voice/merp.ogg', 50, 1, -1)
+		if ("bark")
+			message = "lets out a bark."
+			m_type = 2
+			playsound(loc, 'sound/voice/bark2.ogg', 50, 1, -1)
+		if ("his")
+			message = "lets out a hiss."
+			m_type = 2
+			playsound(loc, 'sound/voice/hiss.ogg', 50, 1, -1)
 		if ("nsay")
 			nsay()
 			return TRUE

code/modules/mob/living/carbon/human/human.dm

@@ -20,6 +20,9 @@
 	var/active_regen = FALSE //Used for the regenerate proc in human_powers.dm
 	var/active_regen_delay = 300
 
+	var/emoteDanger = 1 // What the current danger for spamming emotes is - shared between different types of emotes to keep people from just
+										// flip/snap/flip/snap.  Decays at a rate of 1 per second to a minimum of 1.
+
 /mob/living/carbon/human/Initialize(mapload, var/new_species = null)
 	if(!dna)
 		dna = new /datum/dna(null)

code/modules/mob/living/carbon/human/life.dm

@@ -37,6 +37,8 @@
 	set invisibility = 0
 	set background = BACKGROUND_ENABLED
 
+	var/timeSinceLastTick = world.time - lastLifeProc //Used to curb emote spam
+
 	if (transforming)
 		return
 
@@ -95,6 +97,10 @@
 
 	pulse = handle_pulse()
 
+	//Used to determine if someone should get ass blasted for awoo'ing
+	emoteDanger = max(0, emoteDanger - (timeSinceLastTick / 10))
+
+
 /mob/living/carbon/human/proc/handle_some_updates()
 	if(life_tick > 5 && timeofdeath && (timeofdeath < 5 || world.time - timeofdeath > 6000))	//We are long dead, or we're junk mobs spawned like the clowns on the clown shuttle
 		return 0

code/modules/mob/living/living_defines.dm

@@ -68,4 +68,6 @@
 
 	var/looking_elsewhere = FALSE //If the mob's view has been relocated to somewhere else, like via a camera or with binocs
 
-	var/image/selected_image = null // Used for buildmode AI control stuff.
+	var/image/selected_image = null // Used for buildmode AI control stuff.
+
+	var/lastLifeProc = 0    // Wallclock time of the last time this mob had life() called on them (at finish), used for tying variables to wallclock rather than tickcount