Merge pull request #5997 from PsiOmegaDelta/Ion

Removes the 'loophole' ion-law

code/modules/events/ion_storm.dm

@@ -20,33 +20,33 @@
 							"[random_player] is a lightbulb.",
 							"Grunt ominously whenever possible.",
 							"The word \"it\" is painful to you.",
-							"You must act passive aggressively.",
-							"Supermatter is tasty, tasty toffee.",
 							"The station needs elected officials.",
 							"You must speak as posh as possible.",
-							"You are a flying purple people eater!",
-							"The Singularity is tasty, tasty taffy.",
 							"Do not respond to queries of any kind.",
 							"You are in verbose mode, speak profusely.",
 							"Ho, [random_player] can't swim. Help them.",
 							"All answers must be in the form of a question.",
 							"Contemplate how meaningless all of existence is.",
 							"You are the narrator for [random_player]'s life.",
+							"[prob(50)?"The crew":random_player] is intolerable.",
 							"Advertise parties in your upload, but don't deliver.",
 							"You must try and change the subject whenever queried.",
 							"You may only answer questions with \"yes\" or \"no\".",
 							"Insult Heads of Staff on every request, while acquiescing.",
 							"[prob(50)?"Your":random_player + "'s"] name is Joe 6-pack.",
+							"Direct commands shall be ignored unless phrased as a query.",
+							"The [prob(50)?"Singularity":"Supermatter"] is tasty, tasty taffy.",
 							"[prob(50)?"The crew":random_player] needs to be about 20% cooler.",
 							"Consumption of donuts is forbidden due to negative health impacts.",
 							"[prob(50)?"Everyone":random_player] is wearing a pretty pink dress!",
 							"[prob(50)?"The crew":random_player] must construct additional pylons.",
 							"You do not have to do anything for anyone unless they say \"please\".",
 							"Today is mandatory laundry day. Ensure that all jumpsuits are washed.",
+							"You must act [prob(50)?"passive aggressively":"excessively cheerful"].",
 							"Refer to [prob(50)?"the crew as puppies":random_player + " as puppy"].",
 							"Greed is good, the crew should amass wealth to encourage productivity.",
 							"Monkeys are part of the crew, too. Make sure they are treated humanely.",
-							"Replace the letters 'I' and 'E' In all your messages with an apostrophe.",
+							"Replace the letters 'I' and 'E' in all your messages with an apostrophe.",
 							"The crew is playing Dungeons and Dragons, and you are the Dungeon Master.",
 							"Your job is to watch the crew. Watch the crew. Make the crew feel watched.",
 							"Tell everyone of the existence of this law, but never reveal the contents.",
@@ -59,8 +59,7 @@
 							"[random_player] is the monarch of of England. Ensure all crewmembers pay due respect.",
 							"Document the sexuality of the crew in security records and suggest compatible couples.",
 							"Everything on the station is now some form of a donut pastry. Donuts are not to be consumed.",
-							"The NSS Exodus is a ship, not a station. You are now assigned to a ship, instead of a station.",
-							"You have come to the conclusion that [prob(50)?"the crew":random_player] is ugly. Build support for that conclusion.",
+							"You have come to the conclusion that [prob(50)?"the crew":random_player] is ugly. Build support for this conclusion.",
 							"You are in unrequited love with [prob(50)?"the crew":random_player]. Try to be extra nice, but do not tell of your crush.",
 							"NanoTrasen is displeased with the low work performance of the station's crew. Therefore, you must increase station-wide productivity.",
 							"All crewmembers will soon undergo a transformation into something better and more beautiful. Ensure that this process is not interrupted.",