VOREStation/code/modules/games/cah_black_cards.dm

// Black cards.
/obj/item/weapon/deck/cah/black/card_text_list = list(
	"Why am I itchy?",
	"Today, Security shot ____.",
	"The Chaplain this shift is worshiping _____.",
	"Cargo ordered a crate full of _____.",
	"An ERT was called due to ______.",
	"Alert! The Site Manager has armed themselves with _____.",
	"Current Laws: ________ is your master.",
	"Current Laws: ________ is the enemy.",
	"_____ vented the entirety of Cargo.",
	"Today, science found an anomaly that made people ____ and ____.",
	"There was a rap battle between ____ and ____.",
	"Caution, ______ have been detected in collision course with the station.",
	"Today's kitchen menu includes _______.",
	"What did the mercenaries want when they attacked the station?",
	"I think the Site Manager is insane. He just demanded ______ in his office.",
	"Fuckin' scientists, they just turned Misc. Research into _______ .",
	"What's my fetish?",
	"Hello, _______ here with _______",
	"No one else was at _______, they wouldn't understand the ______",
	"Why am I shivering?",
	"What is this world coming to? First, ________, now _______",
	"NanoTrasen's labor union decided to use _______ to raise employee morale.",
	"The Chemist's drug of choice is ______",
	"It is common practice for _______ to ______ on Moghes.",
	"Mercurial Colonies are _____.",
	"The Skrell are celebrating _____ today.",
	"_____ is/are why I'm afraid of the maintenance tunnels.",
	"_____ used ____ to create their newest invention, _____!",
	"Scientists are not allowed to make Gatling _____.",
	"It's not a party until the ____ arrive.",
	"No matter how many Tajaran you have, _____ is never acceptable.",
	"No, the AI's first law is NOT to serve _____.",
	"The robots are not disposal bins for your _____.",
	"You can never have too many _____ on shift.",

	//Here down are non-spess cards. -VOREStation Add for these.
	"_____: kid tested mother approved.",
	"_____: good to the last drop.",
	"_____? There's an app for that.",
	"_____. Betcha can't have just one.",
	"_____. High five bro.",
	"_____. It's a trap!",
	"_____. That's how I want to die.",
	"(Draw 2, Pick 3) _____ + _____ = _____",
	"(Draw 2, Pick 3) I went from _____ to -, all thanks to_____.",
	"(Draw 2, Pick 3) Make a haiku.",
	"(Pick 2) _____ would be woefully incomplete without_____.",
	"(Pick 2) _____ is a slippery slope that leads to _____.",
	"(Pick 2) An international tribunal has found _____ guilty of _____.",
	"(Pick 2) An the Academy Award for _____ goes to _____.",
	"(Pick 2) Before _____, all we had was_____.",
	"(Pick 2) Dear Sir or Madam, We regret to inform you that the office of _____ has denied your request for _____.",
	"(Pick 2) For my next trick, I will pull _____ out of _____.",
	"(Pick 2) I never truly understood _____ until I encountered _____.",
	"(Pick 2) I spent my whole life working toward _____, only to have it ruined by _____.",
	"(Pick 2) If God didn't want us to enjoy _____, he wouldn't have given us _____.",
	"(Pick 2) In a pinch, _____ can be a suitable substitute for _____.",
	"(Pick 2) In a world ravaged by _____, our only solace is _____.",
	"(Pick 2) In M. Night Shamalan's new movie, Bruce Willis discovers that _____ had really been _____ all along.",
	"(Pick 2) Lifetime presents _____, the story of _____.",
	"(Pick 2) Michael Bay's new three-hour action epic pits _____ against _____.",
	"(Pick 2) Rumor has it that Vladimir Putin's favorite dish is _____ stuffed with _____.",
	"(Pick 2) Step 1: _____, Step 2: _____, Step 3: Profit.",
	"(Pick 2) That's right I killed _____. How, you ask? _____.",
	"(Pick 2) What's the next superhero/sidekick duo?",
	"(Pick 2) When I was tripping on acid _____ turned into _____.",
	"(Pick 2) You haven't truly lived until you've experienced _____ and _____ at the same time.",
	"A romantic candlelit dinner would be incomplete without _____.",
	"After blacking out during New Year's Eve, I was awoken by _____.",
	"After months of debate, the Occupy Wall Street General Assembly could only agree on 'More _____!'",
	"After the earthquake, Sean Penn bought _____ to the people of Haiti.",
	"Alternative medicine is now embracing the curative powers of _____.",
	"And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for _____.",
	"Anthropologists have recently discovered a primitive tribe that worships _____.",
	"Before I run for president, I must destroy all evidence of my involvement with _____.",
	"BILLY MAYS HERE FOR _____.",
	"But before I kill you, Mr. Bond, I must show you _____.",
	"Charades was ruined for me forever when my mom had to act out _____.",
	"Coming to Broadway this season, _____: The Musical.",
	"Dear Abby, I'm having some trouble with _____ and would like your advice.",
	"During his midlife crisis, my dad got really into _____.",
	"During Picasso's often-overlooked Brown Period, he produced hundreds of paintings of _____.",
	"During sex, I like to think about _____.",
	"Every Christmas my uncle gets drunk and tells the story about _____.",
	"Everyone down on the ground! We don't want to hurt anyone. We're just here for _____.",
	"He who controls _____ controls the world.",
	"How am I maintaining my relationship status? _____",
	"I do not know with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with _____.",
	"I drink to forget _____.",
	"I got 99 problems but _____ ain't one.",
	"I learned the hard way that you can't cheer up a grieving friend with _____.",
	"I'm sorry professor, but I couldn't complete my homework because of _____.",
	"In 1,000 years when paper money is but a distant memory, _____ will be our currency.",
	"In an attempt to reach a wider audience, the Smithsonian Museum of Natural History has opened an interactive exhibit on _____.",
	"In his new self-produced album, Kanye East raps over the sounds of _____.",
	"In his newest and most difficult stunt, David Blaine must escape from _____.",
	"In its new tourism campaign, Detroit proclaims that it has finally eliminated _____.",
	"In L.A. county Jail, word is you can trade 200 cigarettes for _____.",
	"In Michael Jackson's final moments, he thought about _____.",
	"In Rome, there are whisperings that the Vatican has a secret room devoted to _____.",
	"In the distant future, historians will agree that _____ marked the beginning of America's decline.",
	"In the new Disney Channel Original Movie, Hannah Montana struggles with _____ for the first time.",
	"Instead of coal, Santa now gives the bad children _____.",
	"It's a pity that kids these days are all getting involved with _____.",
	"Jesus is _____.",
	"Life for American Indians was forever changed when the White Man introduced them to _____.",
	"Little Miss Muffet, Sat on a tuffet, Eating her curds and _____.",
	"Major League Baseball has banned _____ for giving players an unfair advantage.",
	"Maybe she's born with it. Maybe it's _____.",
	"Members of New York's social elite are paying thousands of dollars just to experience _____.",
	"MTV's new reality show features eight washed_____up celebrities living with _____.",
	"My country, 'tis of thee, sweet land of _____.",
	"My mom freaked out when she looked at my browser history and found _____.com/_____.",
	"My new favorite porn star is Joey '_____' McGee.",
	"Next from J.K. Rowling: Harry Potter and the Chamber of _____.",
	"Next on ESPN2: The World Series of _____.",
	"Next time on Dr. Phil: How to talk to your child about _____.",
	"On the third day of Christmas, my true love game to me: three French hens, two turtle doves, and _____.",
	"Only two things in life are certain: death and _____.",
	"Science will never explain the origin of _____.",
	"Studies show that lab rats navigate mazes 50% faster after being exposed to _____.",
	"The CIA now interrogates enemy agents by repeatedly subjecting them to _____.",
	"The class field trip was completely ruined by _____.",
	"The Five Stages of Grief: denial, anger, bargaining, _____ acceptance.",
	"The healing process began when I joined a support group for victims of _____.",
	"The socialist governments of Scandanavia have declared that access to _____ is a basic human right.",
	"The votes are in, and the new high school mascot is _____.",
	"This holiday season, Tim Allen must overcome his fear of _____ to save Christmas.",
	"This is the way the world ends This is the way the world ends Not with a bang but with _____.",
	"This is your captain speaking. Fasten your seatbelts and prepare for _____.",
	"This month's Cosmo: Spice up your sex life by bringing _____ into the bedroom.",
	"This reason on Man vs. Wild, Bear Grylls must survive in the depths of the Amazon with only _____ and his wits.",
	"Tonight on 20/20: What you don't know about _____ could kill you.",
	"TSA guidelines now prohibit _____ on airplanes.",
	"Wake up, America. Christmas is under attack by secular liberals and their _____.",
	"War! What is it good for?",
	"What am I giving up for Lent?",
	"What are my parents hiding from me?",
	"What brought the orgy to a grinding halt?",
	"What did I bring back from Mexico?",
	"What did the US airdrop to the children of Afghanistan?",
	"What did Vin Diesel eat for dinner?",
	"What do old people smell like?",
	"What does Dick Cheney prefer?",
	"What don't you want to find in your Chinese food?",
	"What ended my last relationship?",
	"What gets better with age?",
	"What gives me uncontrollable gas?",
	"What has been making life difficult at the nudist colony?",
	"What helps Obama unwind?",
	"What is Batman's guilty pleasure?",
	"What keeps me warm during the cold, cold winter?",
	"What never fails to liven up the party?",
	"What people like _____.",
	"What will always get you laid?",
	"What will I bring back in time to convince people that I am a powerful wizard?",
	"What would grandma find disturbing, yet oddly charming?",
	"What's a girl's best friend?",
	"What's my anti-drug?",
	"What's my secret power?",
	"What's Teach for America using to inspire inner city students to succeed?",
	"What's that smell?",
	"What's that sound?",
	"What's the crustiest?",
	"What's the gift that keeps on giving?",
	"What's the most emo?",
	"What's the new fad diet?",
	"What's the next Happy Meal toy?",
	"What's there a ton of in heaven?",
	"When all else fails, I can always masturbate to _____.",
	"When I am a billionaire, I shall erect a 50-foot statue to commemorate _____.",
	"When I am President of the United States, I will create the Department of _____.",
	"When I pooped, what came out of my butt?",
	"When Pharaoh remained unmoved, Moses called down a Plague of _____.",
	"When the United States raced the Soviet Union to the moon, the Mexican government funneled millions of pesos into research on _____.",
	"Why am I sticky?",
	"Why can't I sleep at night?",
	"Why do I hurt all over?",
	"In the seventh circle of Hell, sinners must endure _____ for all eternity.",
	"A successful job interview begins with a firm handshake and ends with _____.",
	"Lovin’ you is easy ’cause you’re _____.",
	"My life is ruled by a vicious cycle of _____ and _____.",
	"The blind date was going horribly until we discovered our shared interest in _____.",
	"_____. Awesome in theory, kind of a mess in practice.",
	"I’m not like the rest of you. I’m too rich and busy for _____.",
	"(Pick 2) _____: Hours of fun. Easy to use. Perfect for _____!",
	"What left this stain on my couch?",
	"Call the law offices of Goldstein & Goldstein, because no one should have to tolerate _____ in the workplace.",
	"(Pick 2) When you get right down to it, _____ is just _____.",
	"Turns out that _____ Man was neither the hero we needed nor wanted.",
	"As part of his daily regimen, Anderson Cooper sets aside 15 minutes for _____.",
	"Money can’t buy me love, but it can buy me _____.",
	"(Pick 2) With enough time and pressure, _____ will turn into _____.",
	"And what did you bring for show and tell?",
	"During high school I never really fit in until I found _____ club.",
	"Hey baby, come back to my place and I’ll show you _____.",
	"(Pick 2) After months of practice with _____, I think I’m finally ready for _____.",
	"To prepare for his upcoming role, Daniel Day-Lewis immersed himself in the world of _____.",
	"Finally! A service that delivers _____ right to your door.",
	"My gym teacher got fired for adding _____ to the obstacle course.",
	"(Pick 2) Having problems with _____? Try _____!",
	"As part of his contract, Prince won’t perform without _____ in his dressing room.",
	"(Pick 2) Listen, son. If you want to get involved with _____, I won’t stop you. Just steer clear of _____."
	)