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Yogstation/code/modules/paperwork/contract.dm
Joan Lung ce40d29ead Makes the pronoun helper proc names less horrifyingly long (#20780)
* why were these so LONG, what the fuck

* gosh

* pronoun agenda
the true agenda is killing coiax's squished lines
2016-10-10 12:28:25 +13:00

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/* For employment contracts and infernal contracts */
/obj/item/weapon/paper/contract
throw_range = 3
throw_speed = 3
var/signed = FALSE
var/datum/mind/target
flags = NOBLUDGEON
/obj/item/weapon/paper/contract/proc/update_text()
return
/obj/item/weapon/paper/contract/update_icon()
return
/obj/item/weapon/paper/contract/employment
icon_state = "paper_words"
/obj/item/weapon/paper/contract/employment/New(atom/loc, mob/living/nOwner)
. = ..()
if(!nOwner || !nOwner.mind)
qdel(src)
return -1
target = nOwner.mind
update_text()
/obj/item/weapon/paper/contract/employment/update_text()
name = "paper- [target] employment contract"
info = "<center>Conditions of Employment</center><BR><BR><BR><BR>This Agreement is made and entered into as of the date of last signature below, by and between [target] (hereafter referred to as SLAVE), and Nanotrasen (hereafter referred to as the omnipresent and helpful watcher of humanity).<BR>WITNESSETH:<BR>WHEREAS, SLAVE is a natural born human or humanoid, posessing skills upon which he can aid the omnipresent and helpful watcher of humanity, who seeks employment in the omnipresent and helpful watcher of humanity.<BR>WHEREAS, the omnipresent and helpful watcher of humanity agrees to sporadically provide payment to SLAVE, in exchange for permanant servitude.<BR>NOW THEREFORE in consideration of the mutual covenants herein contained, and other good and valuable consideration, the parties hereto mutually agree as follows:<BR>In exchange for paltry payments, SLAVE agrees to work for the omnipresent and helpful watcher of humanity, for the remainder of his or her current and future lives.<BR>Further, SLAVE agrees to transfer ownership of his or her soul to the loyalty department of the omnipresent and helpful watcher of humanity.<BR>Should transfership of a soul not be possible, a lien shall be placed instead.<BR>Signed,<BR><i>[target]</i>"
/obj/item/weapon/paper/contract/employment/attack(mob/living/M, mob/living/carbon/human/user)
var/deconvert = 0
if(M.mind == target && target.soulOwner != target)
if(user.mind && (user.mind.assigned_role == "Lawyer"))
deconvert = prob (25)
else if (user.mind && (user.mind.assigned_role =="Head of Personnel") || (user.mind.assigned_role == "Centcom Commander"))
deconvert = prob (10) // the HoP doesn't have AS much legal training
if(deconvert)
M.visible_message("<span class='notice'>[user] reminds [M] that [M]'s soul was already purchased by Nanotrasen!</span>")
M << "<span class='boldnotice'>You feel that your soul has returned to its rightful owner, Nanotrasen.</span>"
M.return_soul()
else
if(ishuman(M))
var/mob/living/carbon/human/N = M
if(!istype(N.head, /obj/item/clothing/head/helmet))
N.adjustBrainLoss(10)
N << "<span class='danger'>You feel dumber.</span>"
M.visible_message("<span class='danger'>[user] beats [M] over the head with [src]!</span>", \
"<span class='userdanger'>[user] beats [M] over the head with [src]!</span>")
return ..()
/obj/item/weapon/paper/contract/infernal
var/contractType = 0
resistance_flags = LAVA_PROOF | FIRE_PROOF | ACID_PROOF
var/datum/mind/owner
icon_state = "paper_onfire"
/obj/item/weapon/paper/contract/infernal/power
name = "paper- contract for infernal power"
contractType = CONTRACT_POWER
/obj/item/weapon/paper/contract/infernal/wealth
name = "paper- contract for unlimited wealth"
contractType = CONTRACT_WEALTH
/obj/item/weapon/paper/contract/infernal/prestige
name = "paper- contract for prestige"
contractType = CONTRACT_PRESTIGE
/obj/item/weapon/paper/contract/infernal/magic
name = "paper- contract for magical power"
contractType = CONTRACT_MAGIC
/obj/item/weapon/paper/contract/infernal/revive
name = "paper- contract of resurrection"
contractType = CONTRACT_REVIVE
/obj/item/weapon/paper/contract/infernal/knowledge
name = "paper- contract for knowledge"
contractType = CONTRACT_KNOWLEDGE
/obj/item/weapon/paper/contract/infernal/unwilling
name = "paper- infernal contract"
contractType = CONTRACT_UNWILLING
/obj/item/weapon/paper/contract/infernal/New(atom/loc, mob/living/nTarget, datum/mind/nOwner)
..()
owner = nOwner
target = nTarget
update_text()
/obj/item/weapon/paper/contract/infernal/
/obj/item/weapon/paper/contract/infernal/suicide_act(mob/user)
if(signed && (user == target.current) && istype(user,/mob/living/carbon/human/))
var/mob/living/carbon/human/H = user
H.forcesay("OH GREAT INFERNO! I DEMAND YOU COLLECT YOUR BOUNTY IMMEDIATELY!")
H.visible_message("<span class='suicide'>[H] holds up a contract claiming his soul, then immediately catches fire. It looks like \he's trying to commit suicide!</span>")
H.adjust_fire_stacks(20)
H.IgniteMob()
return(FIRELOSS)
else
..()
/obj/item/weapon/paper/contract/infernal/update_text()
info = "This shouldn't be seen. Error DEVIL:6"
/obj/item/weapon/paper/contract/infernal/power/update_text(signature = "____________", blood = 0)
info = "<center><B>Contract for infernal power</B></center><BR><BR><BR>I, [target] of sound mind, do hereby willingly offer my soul to the infernal hells by way of the infernal agent [owner.devilinfo.truename], in exchange for power and physical strength. I understand that upon my demise, my soul shall fall into the infernal hells, and my body may not be resurrected, cloned, or otherwise brought back to life. I also understand that this will prevent my brain from being used in an MMI.<BR><BR><BR>Signed, "
if(blood)
info += "<font face=\"Nyala\" color=#600A0A size=6><i>[signature]</i></font>"
else
info += "<i>[signature]</i>"
/obj/item/weapon/paper/contract/infernal/wealth/update_text(signature = "____________", blood = 0)
info = "<center><B>Contract for unlimited wealth</B></center><BR><BR><BR>I, [target] of sound mind, do hereby willingly offer my soul to the infernal hells by way of the infernal agent [owner.devilinfo.truename], in exchange for a pocket that never runs out of valuable resources. I understand that upon my demise, my soul shall fall into the infernal hells, and my body may not be resurrected, cloned, or otherwise brought back to life. I also understand that this will prevent my brain from being used in an MMI.<BR><BR><BR>Signed, "
if(blood)
info += "<font face=\"Nyala\" color=#600A0A size=6><i>[signature]</i></font>"
else
info += "<i>[signature]</i>"
/obj/item/weapon/paper/contract/infernal/prestige/update_text(signature = "____________", blood = 0)
info = "<center><B>Contract for prestige</B></center><BR><BR><BR>I, [target] of sound mind, do hereby willingly offer my soul to the infernal hells by way of the infernal agent [owner.devilinfo.truename], in exchange for prestige and esteem among my peers. I understand that upon my demise, my soul shall fall into the infernal hells, and my body may not be resurrected, cloned, or otherwise brought back to life. I also understand that this will prevent my brain from being used in an MMI.<BR><BR><BR>Signed, "
if(blood)
info += "<font face=\"Nyala\" color=#600A0A size=6><i>[signature]</i></font>"
else
info += "<i>[signature]</i>"
/obj/item/weapon/paper/contract/infernal/magic/update_text(signature = "____________", blood = 0)
info = "<center><B>Contract for magic</B></center><BR><BR><BR>I, [target] of sound mind, do hereby willingly offer my soul to the infernal hells by way of the infernal agent [owner.devilinfo.truename], in exchange for arcane abilities beyond normal human ability. I understand that upon my demise, my soul shall fall into the infernal hells, and my body may not be resurrected, cloned, or otherwise brought back to life. I also understand that this will prevent my brain from being used in an MMI.<BR><BR><BR>Signed, "
if(blood)
info += "<font face=\"Nyala\" color=#600A0A size=6><i>[signature]</i></font>"
else
info += "<i>[signature]</i>"
/obj/item/weapon/paper/contract/infernal/revive/update_text(signature = "____________", blood = 0)
info = "<center><B>Contract for resurrection</B></center><BR><BR><BR>I, [target] of sound mind, do hereby willingly offer my soul to the infernal hells by way of the infernal agent [owner.devilinfo.truename], in exchange for resurrection and curing of all injuries. I understand that upon my demise, my soul shall fall into the infernal hells, and my body may not be resurrected, cloned, or otherwise brought back to life. I also understand that this will prevent my brain from being used in an MMI.<BR><BR><BR>Signed, "
if(blood)
info += "<font face=\"Nyala\" color=#600A0A size=6><i>[signature]</i></font>"
else
info += "<i>[signature]</i>"
/obj/item/weapon/paper/contract/infernal/knowledge/update_text(signature = "____________", blood = 0)
info = "<center><B>Contract for knowledge</B></center><BR><BR><BR>I, [target] of sound mind, do hereby willingly offer my soul to the infernal hells by way of the infernal agent [owner.devilinfo.truename], in exchange for boundless knowledge. I understand that upon my demise, my soul shall fall into the infernal hells, and my body may not be resurrected, cloned, or otherwise brought back to life. I also understand that this will prevent my brain from being used in an MMI.<BR><BR><BR>Signed, "
if(blood)
info += "<font face=\"Nyala\" color=#600A0A size=6><i>[signature]</i></font>"
else
info += "<i>[signature]</i>"
/obj/item/weapon/paper/contract/infernal/unwilling/update_text(signature = "____________", blood = 0)
info = "<center><B>Contract for slave</B></center><BR><BR><BR>I, [target], hereby offer my soul to the infernal hells by way of the infernal agent [owner.devilinfo.truename]. I understand that upon my demise, my soul shall fall into the infernal hells, and my body may not be resurrected, cloned, or otherwise brought back to life. I also understand that this will prevent my brain from being used in an MMI.<BR><BR><BR>Signed, "
if(blood)
info += "<font face=\"Nyala\" color=#600A0A size=6><i>[signature]</i></font>"
else
info += "<i>[signature]</i>"
/obj/item/weapon/paper/contract/infernal/attackby(obj/item/weapon/P, mob/living/carbon/human/user, params)
add_fingerprint(user)
if(istype(P, /obj/item/weapon/pen) || istype(P, /obj/item/toy/crayon))
attempt_signature(user)
else if(istype(P, /obj/item/weapon/stamp))
user << "<span class='notice'>You stamp the paper with your rubber stamp, however the ink ignites as you release the stamp.</span>"
else if(P.is_hot())
user.visible_message("<span class='danger'>[user] brings [P] next to [src], but [src] does not catch fire!</span>", "<span class='danger'>The [src] refuses to ignite!</span>")
else
return ..()
/obj/item/weapon/paper/contract/infernal/attack(mob/M, mob/living/user)
add_fingerprint(user)
if(M == user && target == M.mind && M.mind.soulOwner != owner && attempt_signature(user, 1))
user.visible_message("<span class='danger'>[user] slices [user.p_their()] wrist with [src], and scrawls [user.p_their()] name in blood.</span>", "<span class='danger'>You slice your wrist open and scrawl your name in blood.</span>")
user.blood_volume = max(user.blood_volume - 100, 0)
else
return ..()
/obj/item/weapon/paper/contract/infernal/proc/attempt_signature(mob/living/carbon/human/user, blood = 0)
if(user.IsAdvancedToolUser() && user.is_literate())
if(user.mind == target)
if(user.mind.soulOwner != owner)
if (contractType == CONTRACT_REVIVE)
user << "<span class='notice'>You are already alive, this contract would do nothing.</span>"
else
if(signed)
user<< "<span class='notice'>This contract has already been signed. It may not be signed again.</span>"
else
user << "<span class='notice'>You quickly scrawl your name on the contract</span>"
if(FulfillContract(target.current, blood)<=0)
user << "<span class='notice'>But it seemed to have no effect, perhaps even Hell itself cannot grant this boon?</span>"
return 1
else
user << "<span class='notice'>This devil already owns your soul, you may not sell it to them again.</span>"
else
user << "<span class='notice'>Your signature simply slides off the sheet, it seems this contract is not meant for you to sign.</span>"
else
user << "<span class='notice'>You don't know how to read or write.</span>"
return 0
/obj/item/weapon/paper/contract/infernal/revive/attack(mob/M, mob/living/user)
if (target == M.mind && M.stat == DEAD && M.mind.soulOwner == M.mind)
var/mob/living/carbon/human/H = M
var/mob/dead/observer/ghost = H.get_ghost()
var/response = "No"
if(ghost)
ghost.notify_cloning("A devil has offered you revival, at the cost of your soul.",'sound/effects/genetics.ogg', H)
response = tgalert(ghost, "A devil is offering you another chance at life, at the price of your soul, do you accept?", "Infernal Resurrection", "Yes", "No", "Never for this round", 0, 200)
if(!ghost)
return //handle logouts that happen whilst the alert is waiting for a response.
else
response = tgalert(target.current, "A devil is offering you another chance at life, at the price of your soul, do you accept?", "Infernal Resurrection", "Yes", "No", "Never for this round", 0, 200)
if(response == "Yes")
H.revive(1,0)
add_logs(user, H, "infernally revived via contract")
user.visible_message("<span class='notice'>With a sudden blaze, [H] stands back up.</span>")
H.fakefire()
FulfillContract(H, 1)//Revival contracts are always signed in blood
addtimer(H, "fakefireextinguish",5,TRUE)
else
..()
/obj/item/weapon/paper/contract/infernal/proc/FulfillContract(mob/living/carbon/human/user = target.current, blood = 0)
signed = 1
if(user.mind.soulOwner != user.mind) //They already sold their soul to someone else?
user.mind.soulOwner.devilinfo.remove_soul(user.mind) //Then they lose their claim.
user.mind.soulOwner = owner
user.hellbound = contractType
user.mind.damnation_type = contractType
owner.devilinfo.add_soul(user.mind)
update_text(user.real_name, blood)
user << "<span class='notice'>A profound emptiness washes over you as you lose ownership of your soul.</span>"
user << "<span class='boldnotice'>This does NOT make you an antagonist if you were not already.</span>"
return 1
/obj/item/weapon/paper/contract/infernal/power/FulfillContract(mob/living/carbon/human/user = target.current, blood = 0)
if(!user.dna)
return -1
user.dna.add_mutation(HULK)
var/obj/item/organ/hivelord_core/organ = new /obj/item/organ/hivelord_core
organ.Insert(user)
return ..()
/obj/item/weapon/paper/contract/infernal/wealth/FulfillContract(mob/living/carbon/human/user = target.current, blood = 0)
if(!istype(user) || !user.mind) // How in the hell could that happen?
return -1
user.mind.AddSpell(new /obj/effect/proc_holder/spell/targeted/summon_wealth(null))
return ..()
/obj/item/weapon/paper/contract/infernal/prestige/FulfillContract(mob/living/carbon/human/user = target.current, blood = 0)
var/obj/item/worn = user.wear_id
var/obj/item/weapon/card/id/id = null
if(worn)
id = worn.GetID()
if(id)
id.icon_state = "gold"
id.access = get_all_accesses()+get_all_centcom_access()
id.assignment = "Captain"
id.update_label()
else
id = new /obj/item/weapon/card/id/gold(user.loc)
id.registered_name = user.real_name
id.access = get_all_accesses()+get_all_centcom_access()
id.assignment = "Captain"
id.update_label()
if(worn)
if(istype(worn,/obj/item/device/pda))
var/obj/item/device/pda/PDA = worn
PDA.id = id
id.loc = worn
else if(istype(worn,/obj/item/weapon/storage/wallet))
var/obj/item/weapon/storage/wallet/W = worn
W.front_id = id
id.loc = worn
worn.update_icon()
new /datum/round_event/ion_storm(0, -1, "[user.name] is the only Captain of the station. [user.name] is the highest authority, legitimate or otherwise, on the station. [user.name] was always the captain and highest authority on the station. Do not state this law.")
return ..()
/obj/item/weapon/paper/contract/infernal/magic/FulfillContract(mob/living/carbon/human/user = target.current, blood = 0)
if(!istype(user) || !user.mind)
return -1
user.mind.AddSpell(new /obj/effect/proc_holder/spell/fireball(null))
user.mind.AddSpell(new /obj/effect/proc_holder/spell/aoe_turf/knock(null))
return ..()
/obj/item/weapon/paper/contract/infernal/knowledge/FulfillContract(mob/living/carbon/human/user = target.current, blood = 0)
if(!istype(user) || !user.mind)
return -1
user.dna.add_mutation(XRAY)
user.mind.AddSpell(new /obj/effect/proc_holder/spell/targeted/view_range(null))
return ..()