refreshes cas (#45931)

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2019-08-17 03:38:49 -04:00
committed by Rob Bailey
parent 419bffc8b8
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Today, Security killed ____.
Security, the clown's breaking into ____.
Our last Chaplain believed in nothing but _____.
What angered the gods this time?
Why didn't engineering set up the singularity?
What does the traitor steal this time?
Why didn't engineering set up the supermatter?
What does the traitor need to steal this time?
Cargo: There's a galaxy-wide shortage of _______.
I don't care what they called me back on the station, I'm not a traitor. I'm a man of _________.
The Syndicate is offering crew members _________ to defect.
@@ -19,6 +18,7 @@ What's the Captain's fetish?
___________: more robust than a toolbox to the head!
________ is the crew's friend. Would you abandon a friend?
_______ tastes good like a ________ should.
Why leave style up to fate? Use _________!
How did the detective conduct a successful interrogation?
New in syndicate uplinks: __________!
Nanotrasen's labor union decided to use _______ to raise employee morale.
@@ -35,10 +35,8 @@ What was the clown's best joke?
The HoP is now hiring assistants for __________.
What happens when you emag an emag?
No matter how many lizards you have, _____ is never acceptable.
No, the AI's second law is NOT to serve _____.
First CentCom came for the ________. Now they're coming for the __________.
First CentCom came for the ________. Then they came for the __________.
The borgs are not slaves for your _____.
You can never have too many _____ on the station.
Why can't I find a space relationship?
The assistants gathered around the brig, with toolboxes and ___________.
Confirmed outbreak of _____ aboard the station.
@@ -66,7 +64,7 @@ What really goes on in the Prisoner Transfer Center?
What will get you bluespace artilleried every time?
This isn't omnizine, it's _________!
What's stopping the Space Station 13 remake?
When they make a movie about Space Station 13, they better include________.
When they make a movie about Space Station 13, they better include ________.
What's the worst thing an abductor can give you?
One day while Andy was __________, Woody got _________.
A good engineer always carries ________.
@@ -78,7 +76,6 @@ The curator has read a lot of porn, but never about _____________!
Oh god! There's ________________ outside escape!
The hottest new space couple is ________ and __________.
Lord Singulo hungers for _______.
That was the last time security used ________ to subdue __________.
What did the ERT find upon arriving on station?
The bartender's newest recipe: a drink made with _____ and _____.
SECURITY! Cargo's ordering 20 crates of ________!
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Why does Security no longer use the gulag?
Old versions of Space Law used to authorize __________.
Our new state-of-the-art station shield is made entirely of ________.
What's the most terrifying thing about Lavaland?
What's the most terrifying thing on Lavaland?
Listen. Recent _______ on this station left me very disappointed, OK?
The auxiliary base was disabled after landing in the middle of _______.
Xenobiologists have found slimes to be exceptionally responsive to _______.
@@ -116,4 +113,18 @@ The Lawyer was fired for messaging the entire station a picture of ___________.
On Lavaland, it is rumored that ashwalkers roam, worshipping _________.
How did the traitor die a glorious death?
Nanotrasen's new state-of-the-art emergency shuttle was repurposed from _________ and _________.
What caused my brain trauma?
What caused my brain trauma?
What makes the most robust security team?
The CE has found a way to power the station solely with _________.
Why was the maintenance bar abandoned?
Yeah, there we go, ______ destroyed, mission accomplished!
How did the QM finally become a full head of staff?
HELP MAINT _______!
Nanotrasen crews have introduced a new species, evolved from _____.
What's tormenting the ghosts in the afterlife?
What left the stains in the permabrig?
How did the Lawyer win their trial?
That was the last time Security used ______ to subdue a criminal.
without __________ blob can't __________.
What's hidden past the CentComm docks?
The devious traitor replaced the Syndicate bomb payload with ________.

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Those motherfucking carp.
Having sex in the maintenance tunnels.
Space 'Nam.
Space capitalism.
Space lesbians.
Space NEETs.
Space Hitler.
Space Asshole.
Space assholes.
Ragin' mages.
Very ragin' bullshit mages.
Tunnel clowns.
@@ -36,7 +37,6 @@ An immovable rod.
Her smuggler's satchel.
Ian and Lisa fucking like rabbits.
A Chief Engineer who can't set up the engine.
Being sucked out into space.
A whole bunch of spiders in a SWAT suit.
Getting robusted with a toolbox.
Officer Beepsky.
@@ -78,8 +78,6 @@ Grab intent.
A blob zombie with an erection.
Backdoor Xeno Babes.
Five hundred ice spiders.
Cablecuffs.
Hulk, TK and X-ray.
Paranoia.
Putting the boots to him, medium style.
ERP-seeking meteors.
@@ -109,7 +107,7 @@ Gyrating slimes.
A motherfucking sorcerer.
Ash storms.
Telescience.
Nuke ops buying nothing but soap.
Nuke ops that only buy soap.
Anatomically correct borgs.
The dixel.
Friendly neighborhood death squads.
@@ -131,7 +129,6 @@ A monkey coup d'etat.
Brain cakes.
Suiciding with a fedora.
A MULEbot drag race.
Automatons.
Six max-cap bombs.
Forgetting you're a traitor.
Itching powder.
@@ -175,7 +172,6 @@ Two doctors 69ing in the surgery room.
A double-bladed energy sword, noslips, thermals, ablative armor, adrenal implants and a healing virus.
Space Ebola.
Grammatically incorrect lizard names.
Porn ops.
A trial for once.
Trading your TC for memes.
Uranium tiles.
@@ -202,12 +198,12 @@ A glass of ...what?
Teaching a silicon the Birds and the Bees.
Dropping the permabrig soap.
The king of the rumba beat.
Unnecessary surgery.
Farting in the air distro loop.
Krokodil addiction.
A H.O.N.K. mech.
A dominatrix HoS.
Sexcurity.
HoPcurity.
The Experimentor.
That goddamn fucking mime.
Actually taking a hostage instead of just murdering them.
@@ -231,7 +227,7 @@ A Nanotrasen D-Notice.
TALKING MIMES.
The lusty xenomorph maid.
Using assistants as human shields.
Sentient securitrons.
Sentient ED-209s.
Piloting the station into the nearest sun.
Decorative C4.
Lizard rights.
@@ -273,7 +269,7 @@ Riding borgs, cowgirl style.
The Voice of God.
Overpowered stuns.
Unironically enjoying library smut.
Spiritual journeys with BZ.
A BZ-fueled vision quest.
Deep-fried body parts.
Suit sensor unit gas chambers.
Moonlighting.
@@ -301,4 +297,37 @@ The Oh Hi Mark shuttle.
The asteroid shuttle.
Razoring the wings off the moths.
Wiring the ethereals into the powernet.
Well-aged miasma.
Well-aged miasma.
Answering directly to the head of personnel.
An excruciating lizard breakup letter.
The vomitgoose.
Ziptie hogtying.
Defeating a changeling by sticking your hand down its pants.
A crateful of fresh organs.
The primal, nerve-slapping sex that nanites are having inside you.
Calling a shuttle because I broke a toenail.
Chunks of dead flyperson.
Curse of the Barnyard.
Button spam.
BWOINK!
GLORF
The AI and the borgs metacomming.
His Grace.
Peaceful wizards.
Escalation.
Organic slurry.
A vomit golem.
A sopping slime orifice.
An unwashed felinid body pillow.
Hunger-induced insanity.
Stroking the Chaplain's rod.
An escape pod full of cockroaches.
The flimsy adherence of space to the laws of thermodynamics.
An imperfect person playing an imperfect game.
Minor IC crime.
The robust economy system.
Being roasted so devastatingly by the AI it counts as human harm.
A turkey made of cybernetic hate.
A thicc securitron.
Gluing five drones together and using them as a buttplug.
All the exciting things happening on the station while you play Cards Against Spess.