Just dorf things

code/controllers/master_controller.dm

@@ -90,8 +90,12 @@ datum/controller/game_controller/proc/setup()
 	setup_economy()
 	SetupXenoarch()
 	cachedamageicons()
-
+	if(map && map.dorf)
+		mining_surprises = typesof(/mining_surprise/dorf) - /mining_surprise/dorf
 	for(var/i=0, i<max_secret_rooms, i++)
+		if(map && map.dorf)
+			make_dorf_secret()
+		else
 			make_mining_asteroid_secret()
 
 	//if(config.socket_talk)

code/game/machinery/machinery.dm

@@ -319,6 +319,8 @@ Class Procs:
 	..()
 	if(stat & (NOPOWER|BROKEN))
 		return 1
+	if(href_list["close"])
+		return
 	var/ghost_flags=0
 	if(ghost_write)
 		ghost_flags |= PERMIT_ALL

code/game/machinery/mommi_spawner.dm

@@ -15,6 +15,15 @@
 	var/recharge_time=600 // 60s
 	var/locked_to_zlevel = 0 // Whether to lock the spawned MoMMIs to the z-level
 
+/obj/machinery/mommi_spawner/dorf
+	machine_flags = WRENCHMOVE
+	desc = "A large pad mounted to the ground with large bolts."
+
+/obj/machinery/mommi_spawner/dorf/attack_ghost(var/mob/dead/observer/user)
+	if(stat & NOPOWER|BROKEN)
+		return
+	..()
+
 /obj/machinery/mommi_spawner/power_change()
 	if (powered())
 		stat &= ~NOPOWER
@@ -79,6 +88,7 @@
 		makeMoMMI(user)
 
 /obj/machinery/mommi_spawner/attackby(var/obj/item/O as obj, var/mob/user as mob)
+	if(!..())
 		if(istype(O,/obj/item/device/mmi))
 			var/obj/item/device/mmi/mmi = O
 			if(building)

code/modules/events/event_dynamic.dm

@@ -2,7 +2,7 @@ var/list/event_last_fired = list()
 
 //Always triggers an event when called, dynamically chooses events based on job population
 /proc/spawn_dynamic_event()
-	if(!config.allow_random_events)
+	if(!config.allow_random_events || map && map.dorf)
 		return
 
 	var/minutes_passed = world.time/600

code/modules/mining/surprise.dm

@@ -3,6 +3,7 @@
 
 #define TURF_FLOOR 0
 #define TURF_WALL 1
+
 var/global/list/mining_surprises = typesof(/mining_surprise)-/mining_surprise
 
 /surprise_turf_info

maps/_map.dm

@@ -26,6 +26,9 @@
 	//nanoui stuff
 	var/map_dir = ""
 
+	//Fuck the preprocessor
+	var/dorf = 0
+
 /datum/map/New()
 	. = ..()
 	src.zLevels = src.loadZLevels(src.zLevels)