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code/game/objects/items/melee/energy.dm

@@ -147,6 +147,12 @@
 		return NONE
 	return ..()
 
+/obj/item/melee/transforming/energy/sword/on_active_parry(mob/living/owner, atom/object, damage, attack_text, attack_type, armour_penetration, mob/attacker, def_zone, final_block_chance, list/block_return, parry_efficiency, parry_time)
+	. = ..()
+	if(parry_efficiency == 100)		// perfect parry
+		return_list[BLOCK_RETURN_REDIRECT_METHOD] = REDIRECT_METHOD_RETURN_TO_SENDER
+		. |= BLOCK_SHOULD_REDIRECT
+
 /obj/item/melee/transforming/energy/sword/cyborg
 	sword_color = "red"
 	light_color = "#ff0000"

code/game/objects/items/melee/transforming.dm

@@ -84,4 +84,4 @@
 /obj/item/melee/transforming/proc/clumsy_transform_effect(mob/living/user)
 	if(clumsy_check && HAS_TRAIT(user, TRAIT_CLUMSY) && prob(50))
 		to_chat(user, "<span class='warning'>You accidentally cut yourself with [src], like a doofus!</span>")
-		user.take_bodypart_damage(5,5)
+		user.take_bodypart_damage(5,5)

code/modules/mob/living/living_defense.dm

@@ -77,6 +77,7 @@
 		final_percent = returnlist[BLOCK_RETURN_PROJECTILE_BLOCK_PERCENTAGE]
 		if(returned & BLOCK_SHOULD_REDIRECT)
 			handle_projectile_attack_redirection(P, returnlist[BLOCK_RETURN_REDIRECT_METHOD])
+			return BULLET_ACT_FORCE_PIERCE
 		if(returned & BLOCK_REDIRECTED)
 			return BULLET_ACT_FORCE_PIERCE
 		if(returned & BLOCK_SUCCESS)