Adds the Beach Bum Language

code/modules/awaymissions/corpse.dm

@@ -377,6 +377,10 @@
 	icon_state = "sleeper"
 	flavour_text = "You are a beach bum!"
 
+/obj/effect/mob_spawn/human/beach/equip(mob/living/carbon/human/H)
+	..()
+	H.dna.add_mutation(STONER)
+
 /////////////////Officers+Nanotrasen Security//////////////////////
 
 /obj/effect/mob_spawn/human/bridgeofficer

code/modules/language/beachbum.dm

@@ -0,0 +1,22 @@
+/datum/language/beachbum
+	name = "Beach Bumbian"
+	desc = "For when you're too toasted to speak normally."
+	speech_verb = "mumbles"
+	ask_verb = "grills"
+	exclaim_verb = "hollers"
+	key = "u"
+	space_chance = 85
+	default_priority = 90
+	syllables = list("cowabunga", "rad", "radical", "dudes", "bogus", "weeed", "every",
+					"dee", "dah", "woah", "surf", "blazed", "high", "heinous", "day",
+					"brah", "bro", "blown", "catch", "body", "beach", "oooo", "twenty",
+					"shiz", "phiz", "wizz", "pop", "chill", "awesome", "dude", "it",
+					"wax", "stoked", "yes", "ding", "way", "no", "wicked", "aaaa",
+					"cool", "hoo", "wah", "wee", "man", "maaaaaan", "mate", "wick",
+					"oh", "ocean", "up", "out", "rip", "slide", "big", "stomp",
+					"weed", "pot", "smoke", "four-twenty", "shove", "wacky", "hah",
+					"sick", "slash", "spit", "stoked", "shallow", "gun", "party",
+					"heavy", "stellar", "excellent", "triumphant", "babe", "four",
+					"tail", "trim", "tube", "wobble", "roll", "gnarly", "epic")
+
+	icon_state = "beach"

code/modules/mob/living/carbon/human/status_procs.dm

@@ -20,3 +20,16 @@
 	. = ..()
 	if(.)
 		update_hair()
+
+/mob/living/carbon/human/set_drugginess(amount)
+	..()
+	if(!amount)
+		remove_language(/datum/language/beachbum)
+
+/mob/living/carbon/human/adjust_drugginess(amount)
+	..()
+	if(!dna.check_mutation(STONER))
+		if(druggy)
+			grant_language(/datum/language/beachbum)
+		else
+			remove_language(/datum/language/beachbum)

code/modules/surgery/organs/tongue.dm.rej

@@ -0,0 +1,9 @@
+diff a/code/modules/surgery/organs/tongue.dm b/code/modules/surgery/organs/tongue.dm	(rejected hunks)
+@@ -17,6 +17,7 @@
+ 		/datum/language/codespeak,
+ 		/datum/language/monkey,
+ 		/datum/language/narsie,
++		/datum/language/beachbum,
+ 		/datum/language/ratvar
+ 	))
+