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code/modules/clothing/shoes/cluwne.dm

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+/obj/item/clothing/shoes/clown_shoes/cluwne
+	desc = "The prankster's standard-issue clowning shoes. Damn, they're huge!"
+	name = "clown shoes"
+	icon_state = "cluwne"
+	item_state = "cluwne"
+	resistance_flags = INDESTRUCTIBLE | LAVA_PROOF | FIRE_PROOF | UNACIDABLE | ACID_PROOF
+	item_flags = DROPDEL
+	var/footstep = 1
+
+/obj/item/clothing/shoes/clown_shoes/cluwne/Initialize()
+	.=..()
+	ADD_TRAIT(src, TRAIT_NODROP, CLOTHING_TRAIT)
+	ADD_TRAIT(src, CURSED_ITEM_TRAIT, CLOTHING_TRAIT)
+
+/obj/item/clothing/shoes/clown_shoes/cluwne/step_action()
+	if(footstep > 1)
+		playsound(src, "clownstep", 50, 1)
+		footstep = 0
+	else
+		footstep++
+
+/obj/item/clothing/shoes/clown_shoes/cluwne/equipped(mob/user, slot)
+	. = ..()
+	if(!ishuman(user))
+		return
+	if(slot == SLOT_SHOES)
+		var/mob/living/carbon/human/H = user
+		H.dna.add_mutation(CLUWNEMUT)
+	return