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2019-10-23 21:36:47 -05:00
parent 9250b1c103
commit 8f78bfeb26
18 changed files with 614 additions and 10 deletions
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+/datum/component/shrink
+	var/olddens
+	var/oldopac
+	dupe_mode = COMPONENT_DUPE_HIGHLANDER
+
+/datum/component/shrink/Initialize(shrink_time)
+	if(!isatom(parent))
+		return COMPONENT_INCOMPATIBLE
+	var/atom/parent_atom = parent
+	parent_atom.transform = parent_atom.transform.Scale(0.5,0.5)
+	olddens = parent_atom.density
+	oldopac = parent_atom.opacity
+	parent_atom.density = 0
+	parent_atom.opacity = 0
+	if(isliving(parent_atom))
+		var/mob/living/L = parent_atom
+		L.add_movespeed_modifier(MOVESPEED_ID_SHRINK_RAY, update=TRUE, priority=100, multiplicative_slowdown=4)
+		if(iscarbon(L))
+			var/mob/living/carbon/C = L
+			C.unequip_everything()
+			C.visible_message("<span class='warning'>[C]'s belongings fall off of [C.p_them()] as they shrink down!</span>",
+			"<span class='userdanger'>Your belongings fall away as everything grows bigger!</span>")
+			if(ishuman(C))
+				var/mob/living/carbon/human/H = C
+				H.physiology.damage_resistance -= 100//carbons take double damage while shrunk
+	parent_atom.visible_message("<span class='warning'>[parent_atom] shrinks down to a tiny size!</span>",
+	"<span class='userdanger'>Everything grows bigger!</span>")
+	QDEL_IN(src, shrink_time)
+
+
+/datum/component/shrink/Destroy()
+	var/atom/parent_atom = parent
+	parent_atom.transform = parent_atom.transform.Scale(2,2)
+	parent_atom.density = olddens
+	parent_atom.opacity = oldopac
+	if(isliving(parent_atom))
+		var/mob/living/L = parent_atom
+		L.remove_movespeed_modifier(MOVESPEED_ID_SHRINK_RAY)
+		if(ishuman(L))
+			var/mob/living/carbon/human/H = L
+			H.physiology.damage_resistance += 100
+	..()
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+/obj/item/organ/heart/gland/access
+	true_name = "anagraphic electro-scrambler"
+	cooldown_low = 600
+	cooldown_high = 1200
+	uses = 1
+	icon_state = "mindshock"
+	mind_control_uses = 3
+	mind_control_duration = 900
+
+/obj/item/organ/heart/gland/access/activate()
+	to_chat(owner, "<span class='notice'>You feel like a VIP for some reason.</span>")
+	RegisterSignal(owner, COMSIG_MOB_ALLOWED, .proc/free_access)
+
+/obj/item/organ/heart/gland/access/proc/free_access(datum/source, obj/O)
+	return TRUE
+
+/obj/item/organ/heart/gland/access/Remove(mob/living/carbon/M, special = 0)
+	UnregisterSignal(owner, COMSIG_MOB_ALLOWED)
+	..()
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+/obj/item/organ/heart/gland/blood
+	true_name = "pseudonuclear hemo-destabilizer"
+	cooldown_low = 1200
+	cooldown_high = 1800
+	uses = -1
+	icon_state = "egg"
+	lefthand_file = 'icons/mob/inhands/misc/food_lefthand.dmi'
+	righthand_file = 'icons/mob/inhands/misc/food_righthand.dmi'
+	mind_control_uses = 3
+	mind_control_duration = 1500
+
+/obj/item/organ/heart/gland/blood/activate()
+	if(!ishuman(owner) || !owner.dna.species)
+		return
+	var/mob/living/carbon/human/H = owner
+	var/datum/species/species = H.dna.species
+	to_chat(H, "<span class='warning'>You feel your blood heat up for a moment.</span>")
+	species.exotic_blood = get_random_reagent_id()
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+/obj/item/organ/heart/gland/chem
+	true_name = "intrinsic pharma-provider"
+	cooldown_low = 50
+	cooldown_high = 50
+	uses = -1
+	icon_state = "viral"
+	mind_control_uses = 3
+	mind_control_duration = 1200
+	var/list/possible_reagents = list()
+
+/obj/item/organ/heart/gland/chem/Initialize()
+	. = ..()
+	for(var/R in subtypesof(/datum/reagent/drug) + subtypesof(/datum/reagent/medicine) + typesof(/datum/reagent/toxin))
+		possible_reagents += R
+
+/obj/item/organ/heart/gland/chem/activate()
+	var/chem_to_add = pick(possible_reagents)
+	owner.reagents.add_reagent(chem_to_add, 2)
+	owner.adjustToxLoss(-5, TRUE, TRUE)
+	..()
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+/obj/item/organ/heart/gland/egg
+	true_name = "roe/enzymatic synthesizer"
+	cooldown_low = 300
+	cooldown_high = 400
+	uses = -1
+	icon_state = "egg"
+	lefthand_file = 'icons/mob/inhands/misc/food_lefthand.dmi'
+	righthand_file = 'icons/mob/inhands/misc/food_righthand.dmi'
+	mind_control_uses = 2
+	mind_control_duration = 1800
+
+/obj/item/organ/heart/gland/egg/activate()
+	owner.visible_message("<span class='alertalien'>[owner] [pick(EGG_LAYING_MESSAGES)]</span>")
+	var/turf/T = owner.drop_location()
+	new /obj/item/reagent_containers/food/snacks/egg/gland(T)
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+/obj/item/organ/heart/gland/electric
+	true_name = "electron accumulator/discharger"
+	cooldown_low = 800
+	cooldown_high = 1200
+	icon_state = "species"
+	uses = -1
+	mind_control_uses = 2
+	mind_control_duration = 900
+
+/obj/item/organ/heart/gland/electric/Insert(mob/living/carbon/M, special = 0)
+	..()
+	ADD_TRAIT(owner, TRAIT_SHOCKIMMUNE, "abductor_gland")
+
+/obj/item/organ/heart/gland/electric/Remove(mob/living/carbon/M, special = 0)
+	REMOVE_TRAIT(owner, TRAIT_SHOCKIMMUNE, "abductor_gland")
+	..()
+
+/obj/item/organ/heart/gland/electric/activate()
+	owner.visible_message("<span class='danger'>[owner]'s skin starts emitting electric arcs!</span>",\
+	"<span class='warning'>You feel electric energy building up inside you!</span>")
+	playsound(get_turf(owner), "sparks", 100, TRUE, -1)
+	addtimer(CALLBACK(src, .proc/zap), rand(30, 100))
+
+/obj/item/organ/heart/gland/electric/proc/zap()
+	tesla_zap(owner, 4, 8000, TESLA_MOB_DAMAGE | TESLA_OBJ_DAMAGE | TESLA_MOB_STUN)
+	playsound(get_turf(owner), 'sound/magic/lightningshock.ogg', 50, TRUE)
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+/obj/item/organ/heart/gland/heal
+	true_name = "organic replicator"
+	cooldown_low = 200
+	cooldown_high = 400
+	uses = -1
+	human_only = TRUE
+	icon_state = "health"
+	mind_control_uses = 3
+	mind_control_duration = 3000
+
+/obj/item/organ/heart/gland/heal/activate()
+	if(!(owner.mob_biotypes & MOB_ORGANIC))
+		return
+
+	for(var/organ in owner.internal_organs)
+		if(istype(organ, /obj/item/organ/cyberimp))
+			reject_implant(organ)
+			return
+
+	var/obj/item/organ/liver/liver = owner.getorganslot(ORGAN_SLOT_LIVER)
+	if((!liver/* && !HAS_TRAIT(owner, TRAIT_NOMETABOLISM)*/) || (liver && ((liver.damage > (liver.maxHealth / 2)) || (istype(liver, /obj/item/organ/liver/cybernetic)))))
+		replace_liver(liver)
+		return
+
+	var/obj/item/organ/lungs/lungs = owner.getorganslot(ORGAN_SLOT_LUNGS)
+	if((!lungs && !HAS_TRAIT(owner, TRAIT_NOBREATH)) || (lungs && (istype(lungs, /obj/item/organ/lungs/cybernetic))))
+		replace_lungs(lungs)
+		return
+
+	var/obj/item/organ/eyes/eyes = owner.getorganslot(ORGAN_SLOT_EYES)
+	if(!eyes || (eyes && ((HAS_TRAIT_FROM(owner, TRAIT_NEARSIGHT, EYE_DAMAGE)) || (HAS_TRAIT_FROM(owner, TRAIT_BLIND, EYE_DAMAGE)) || (istype(eyes, /obj/item/organ/eyes/robotic)))))
+		replace_eyes(eyes)
+		return
+
+	var/obj/item/bodypart/limb
+	var/list/limb_list = list(BODY_ZONE_L_ARM, BODY_ZONE_R_ARM, BODY_ZONE_L_LEG, BODY_ZONE_R_LEG)
+	for(var/zone in limb_list)
+		limb = owner.get_bodypart(zone)
+		if(!limb)
+			replace_limb(zone)
+			return
+		if((limb.get_damage() >= (limb.max_damage / 2)) || (limb.status == BODYPART_ROBOTIC))
+			replace_limb(zone, limb)
+			return
+
+	if(owner.getToxLoss() > 40)
+		replace_blood()
+		return
+	var/tox_amount = 0
+	for(var/datum/reagent/toxin/T in owner.reagents.reagent_list)
+		tox_amount += owner.reagents.get_reagent_amount(T.type)
+	if(tox_amount > 10)
+		replace_blood()
+		return
+	if(owner.blood_volume < BLOOD_VOLUME_OKAY)
+		owner.blood_volume = BLOOD_VOLUME_NORMAL
+		to_chat(owner, "<span class='warning'>You feel your blood pulsing within you.</span>")
+		return
+
+	var/obj/item/bodypart/chest/chest = owner.get_bodypart(BODY_ZONE_CHEST)
+	if((chest.get_damage() >= (chest.max_damage / 4)) || (chest.status == BODYPART_ROBOTIC))
+		replace_chest(chest)
+		return
+
+/obj/item/organ/heart/gland/heal/proc/reject_implant(obj/item/organ/cyberimp/implant)
+	owner.visible_message("<span class='warning'>[owner] vomits up his [implant.name]!</span>", "<span class='userdanger'>You suddenly vomit up your [implant.name]!</span>")
+	owner.vomit(0, TRUE, TRUE, 1, FALSE, FALSE, FALSE, TRUE)
+	implant.Remove(owner)
+	implant.forceMove(owner.drop_location())
+
+/obj/item/organ/heart/gland/heal/proc/replace_liver(obj/item/organ/liver/liver)
+	if(liver)
+		owner.visible_message("<span class='warning'>[owner] vomits up his [liver.name]!</span>", "<span class='userdanger'>You suddenly vomit up your [liver.name]!</span>")
+		owner.vomit(0, TRUE, TRUE, 1, FALSE, FALSE, FALSE, TRUE)
+		liver.Remove(owner)
+		liver.forceMove(owner.drop_location())
+	else
+		to_chat(owner, "<span class='warning'>You feel a weird rumble in your bowels...</span>")
+
+	var/liver_type = /obj/item/organ/liver
+	if(owner?.dna?.species?.mutantliver)
+		liver_type = owner.dna.species.mutantliver
+	var/obj/item/organ/liver/new_liver = new liver_type()
+	new_liver.Insert(owner)
+
+/obj/item/organ/heart/gland/heal/proc/replace_lungs(obj/item/organ/lungs/lungs)
+	if(lungs)
+		owner.visible_message("<span class='warning'>[owner] vomits up his [lungs.name]!</span>", "<span class='userdanger'>You suddenly vomit up your [lungs.name]!</span>")
+		owner.vomit(0, TRUE, TRUE, 1, FALSE, FALSE, FALSE, TRUE)
+		lungs.Remove(owner)
+		lungs.forceMove(owner.drop_location())
+	else
+		to_chat(owner, "<span class='warning'>You feel a weird rumble inside your chest...</span>")
+
+	var/lung_type = /obj/item/organ/lungs
+	if(owner.dna.species && owner.dna.species.mutantlungs)
+		lung_type = owner.dna.species.mutantlungs
+	var/obj/item/organ/lungs/new_lungs = new lung_type()
+	new_lungs.Insert(owner)
+
+/obj/item/organ/heart/gland/heal/proc/replace_eyes(obj/item/organ/eyes/eyes)
+	if(eyes)
+		owner.visible_message("<span class='warning'>[owner]'s [eyes.name] fall out of their sockets!</span>", "<span class='userdanger'>Your [eyes.name] fall out of their sockets!</span>")
+		playsound(owner, 'sound/effects/splat.ogg', 50, TRUE)
+		eyes.Remove(owner)
+		eyes.forceMove(owner.drop_location())
+	else
+		to_chat(owner, "<span class='warning'>You feel a weird rumble behind your eye sockets...</span>")
+
+	addtimer(CALLBACK(src, .proc/finish_replace_eyes), rand(100, 200))
+
+/obj/item/organ/heart/gland/heal/proc/finish_replace_eyes()
+	var/eye_type = /obj/item/organ/eyes
+	if(owner.dna.species && owner.dna.species.mutanteyes)
+		eye_type = owner.dna.species.mutanteyes
+	var/obj/item/organ/eyes/new_eyes = new eye_type()
+	new_eyes.Insert(owner)
+	owner.visible_message("<span class='warning'>A pair of new eyes suddenly inflates into [owner]'s eye sockets!</span>", "<span class='userdanger'>A pair of new eyes suddenly inflates into your eye sockets!</span>")
+
+/obj/item/organ/heart/gland/heal/proc/replace_limb(body_zone, obj/item/bodypart/limb)
+	if(limb)
+		owner.visible_message("<span class='warning'>[owner]'s [limb.name] suddenly detaches from [owner.p_their()] body!</span>", "<span class='userdanger'>Your [limb.name] suddenly detaches from your body!</span>")
+		playsound(owner, "desceration", 50, TRUE, -1)
+		limb.drop_limb()
+	else
+		to_chat(owner, "<span class='warning'>You feel a weird tingle in your [parse_zone(body_zone)]... even if you don't have one.</span>")
+
+	addtimer(CALLBACK(src, .proc/finish_replace_limb, body_zone), rand(150, 300))
+
+/obj/item/organ/heart/gland/heal/proc/finish_replace_limb(body_zone)
+	owner.visible_message("<span class='warning'>With a loud snap, [owner]'s [parse_zone(body_zone)] rapidly grows back from [owner.p_their()] body!</span>",
+	"<span class='userdanger'>With a loud snap, your [parse_zone(body_zone)] rapidly grows back from your body!</span>",
+	"<span class='warning'>Your hear a loud snap.</span>")
+	playsound(owner, 'sound/magic/demon_consume.ogg', 50, TRUE)
+	owner.regenerate_limb(body_zone)
+
+/obj/item/organ/heart/gland/heal/proc/replace_blood()
+	owner.visible_message("<span class='warning'>[owner] starts vomiting huge amounts of blood!</span>", "<span class='userdanger'>You suddenly start vomiting huge amounts of blood!</span>")
+	keep_replacing_blood()
+
+/obj/item/organ/heart/gland/heal/proc/keep_replacing_blood()
+	var/keep_going = FALSE
+	owner.vomit(0, TRUE, FALSE, 3, FALSE, FALSE, FALSE, TRUE)
+	owner.Stun(15)
+	owner.adjustToxLoss(-15, TRUE, TRUE)
+
+	owner.blood_volume = min(BLOOD_VOLUME_NORMAL, owner.blood_volume + 20)
+	if(owner.blood_volume < BLOOD_VOLUME_NORMAL)
+		keep_going = TRUE
+
+	if(owner.getToxLoss())
+		keep_going = TRUE
+	for(var/datum/reagent/toxin/R in owner.reagents.reagent_list)
+		owner.reagents.remove_reagent(R.type, 4)
+		if(owner.reagents.has_reagent(R.type))
+			keep_going = TRUE
+	if(keep_going)
+		addtimer(CALLBACK(src, .proc/keep_replacing_blood), 30)
+
+/obj/item/organ/heart/gland/heal/proc/replace_chest(obj/item/bodypart/chest/chest)
+	if(chest.status == BODYPART_ROBOTIC)
+		owner.visible_message("<span class='warning'>[owner]'s [chest.name] rapidly expels its mechanical components, replacing them with flesh!</span>", "<span class='userdanger'>Your [chest.name] rapidly expels its mechanical components, replacing them with flesh!</span>")
+		playsound(owner, 'sound/magic/clockwork/anima_fragment_attack.ogg', 50, TRUE)
+		var/list/dirs = GLOB.alldirs.Copy()
+		for(var/i in 1 to 3)
+			var/obj/effect/decal/cleanable/robot_debris/debris = new(get_turf(owner))
+			debris.streak(dirs)
+	else
+		owner.visible_message("<span class='warning'>[owner]'s [chest.name] sheds off its damaged flesh, rapidly replacing it!</span>", "<span class='warning'>Your [chest.name] sheds off its damaged flesh, rapidly replacing it!</span>")
+		playsound(owner, 'sound/effects/splat.ogg', 50, TRUE)
+		var/list/dirs = GLOB.alldirs.Copy()
+		for(var/i in 1 to 3)
+			var/obj/effect/decal/cleanable/blood/gibs/gibs = new(get_turf(owner))
+			gibs.streak(dirs)
+
+	var/obj/item/bodypart/chest/new_chest = new(null)
+	new_chest.replace_limb(owner, TRUE)
+	qdel(chest)
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+/obj/item/organ/heart/gland/mindshock
+	true_name = "neural crosstalk uninhibitor"
+	cooldown_low = 400
+	cooldown_high = 700
+	uses = -1
+	icon_state = "mindshock"
+	mind_control_uses = 1
+	mind_control_duration = 6000
+	var/list/mob/living/carbon/human/broadcasted_mobs = list()
+
+/obj/item/organ/heart/gland/mindshock/activate()
+	to_chat(owner, "<span class='notice'>You get a headache.</span>")
+
+	var/turf/T = get_turf(owner)
+	for(var/mob/living/carbon/H in orange(4,T))
+		if(H == owner)
+			continue
+		switch(pick(1,3))
+			if(1)
+				to_chat(H, "<span class='userdanger'>You hear a loud buzz in your head, silencing your thoughts!</span>")
+				H.Stun(50)
+			if(2)
+				to_chat(H, "<span class='warning'>You hear an annoying buzz in your head.</span>")
+				H.confused += 15
+				H.adjustOrganLoss(ORGAN_SLOT_BRAIN, 10, 160)
+			if(3)
+				H.hallucination += 60
+
+/obj/item/organ/heart/gland/mindshock/mind_control(command, mob/living/user)
+	if(!ownerCheck() || !mind_control_uses || active_mind_control)
+		return FALSE
+	mind_control_uses--
+	for(var/mob/M in oview(7, owner))
+		if(!ishuman(M))
+			continue
+		var/mob/living/carbon/human/H = M
+		if(H.stat)
+			continue
+
+		broadcasted_mobs += H
+		to_chat(H, "<span class='userdanger'>You suddenly feel an irresistible compulsion to follow an order...</span>")
+		to_chat(H, "<span class='mind_control'>[command]</span>")
+
+		message_admins("[key_name(user)] broadcasted an abductor mind control message from [key_name(owner)] to [key_name(H)]: [command]")
+
+		var/obj/screen/alert/mind_control/mind_alert = H.throw_alert("mind_control", /obj/screen/alert/mind_control)
+		mind_alert.command = command
+
+	if(LAZYLEN(broadcasted_mobs))
+		active_mind_control = TRUE
+		addtimer(CALLBACK(src, .proc/clear_mind_control), mind_control_duration)
+
+	update_gland_hud()
+	return TRUE
+
+/obj/item/organ/heart/gland/mindshock/clear_mind_control()
+	if(!active_mind_control || !LAZYLEN(broadcasted_mobs))
+		return FALSE
+	for(var/M in broadcasted_mobs)
+		var/mob/living/carbon/human/H = M
+		to_chat(H, "<span class='userdanger'>You feel the compulsion fade, and you <i>completely forget</i> about your previous orders.</span>")
+		H.clear_alert("mind_control")
+	active_mind_control = FALSE
+	return TRUE
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+/obj/item/organ/heart/gland/plasma
+	true_name = "effluvium sanguine-synonym emitter"
+	cooldown_low = 1200
+	cooldown_high = 1800
+	icon_state = "slime"
+	uses = -1
+	mind_control_uses = 1
+	mind_control_duration = 800
+
+/obj/item/organ/heart/gland/plasma/activate()
+	to_chat(owner, "<span class='warning'>You feel bloated.</span>")
+	addtimer(CALLBACK(GLOBAL_PROC, .proc/to_chat, owner, "<span class='userdanger'>A massive stomachache overcomes you.</span>"), 150)
+	addtimer(CALLBACK(src, .proc/vomit_plasma), 200)
+
+/obj/item/organ/heart/gland/plasma/proc/vomit_plasma()
+	if(!owner)
+		return
+	owner.visible_message("<span class='danger'>[owner] vomits a cloud of plasma!</span>")
+	var/turf/open/T = get_turf(owner)
+	if(istype(T))
+		T.atmos_spawn_air("plasma=50;TEMP=[T20C]")
+	owner.vomit()
@@ -0,0 +1,47 @@
+/obj/item/organ/heart/gland/quantum
+	true_name = "quantic de-observation matrix"
+	cooldown_low = 150
+	cooldown_high = 150
+	uses = -1
+	icon_state = "emp"
+	mind_control_uses = 2
+	mind_control_duration = 1200
+	var/mob/living/carbon/entangled_mob
+
+/obj/item/organ/heart/gland/quantum/activate()
+	if(entangled_mob)
+		return
+	for(var/mob/M in oview(owner, 7))
+		if(!iscarbon(M))
+			continue
+		entangled_mob = M
+		addtimer(CALLBACK(src, .proc/quantum_swap), rand(600, 2400))
+		return
+
+/obj/item/organ/heart/gland/quantum/proc/quantum_swap()
+	if(QDELETED(entangled_mob))
+		entangled_mob = null
+		return
+	var/turf/T = get_turf(owner)
+	do_teleport(owner, get_turf(entangled_mob),null,TRUE,channel = TELEPORT_CHANNEL_QUANTUM)
+	do_teleport(entangled_mob, T,null,TRUE,channel = TELEPORT_CHANNEL_QUANTUM)
+	to_chat(owner, "<span class='warning'>You suddenly find yourself somewhere else!</span>")
+	to_chat(entangled_mob, "<span class='warning'>You suddenly find yourself somewhere else!</span>")
+	if(!active_mind_control) //Do not reset entangled mob while mind control is active
+		entangled_mob = null
+
+/obj/item/organ/heart/gland/quantum/mind_control(command, mob/living/user)
+	if(..())
+		if(entangled_mob && ishuman(entangled_mob) && (entangled_mob.stat < DEAD))
+			to_chat(entangled_mob, "<span class='userdanger'>You suddenly feel an irresistible compulsion to follow an order...</span>")
+			to_chat(entangled_mob, "<span class='mind_control'>[command]</span>")
+			var/obj/screen/alert/mind_control/mind_alert = entangled_mob.throw_alert("mind_control", /obj/screen/alert/mind_control)
+			mind_alert.command = command
+			message_admins("[key_name(owner)] mirrored an abductor mind control message to [key_name(entangled_mob)]: [command]")
+			update_gland_hud()
+
+/obj/item/organ/heart/gland/quantum/clear_mind_control()
+	if(active_mind_control)
+		to_chat(entangled_mob, "<span class='userdanger'>You feel the compulsion fade, and you completely forget about your previous orders.</span>")
+		entangled_mob.clear_alert("mind_control")
+	..()
@@ -0,0 +1,21 @@
+/obj/item/organ/heart/gland/slime
+	true_name = "gastric animation galvanizer"
+	cooldown_low = 600
+	cooldown_high = 1200
+	uses = -1
+	icon_state = "slime"
+	mind_control_uses = 1
+	mind_control_duration = 2400
+
+/obj/item/organ/heart/gland/slime/Insert(mob/living/carbon/M, special = 0)
+	..()
+	owner.faction |= "slime"
+	owner.grant_language(/datum/language/slime)
+
+/obj/item/organ/heart/gland/slime/activate()
+	to_chat(owner, "<span class='warning'>You feel nauseated!</span>")
+	owner.vomit(20)
+
+	var/mob/living/simple_animal/slime/Slime = new(get_turf(owner), "grey")
+	Slime.Friends = list(owner)
+	Slime.Leader = owner
@@ -0,0 +1,14 @@
+/obj/item/organ/heart/gland/spiderman
+	true_name = "araneae cloister accelerator"
+	cooldown_low = 450
+	cooldown_high = 900
+	uses = -1
+	icon_state = "spider"
+	mind_control_uses = 2
+	mind_control_duration = 2400
+
+/obj/item/organ/heart/gland/spiderman/activate()
+	to_chat(owner, "<span class='warning'>You feel something crawling in your skin.</span>")
+	owner.faction |= "spiders"
+	var/obj/structure/spider/spiderling/S = new(owner.drop_location())
+	S.directive = "Protect your nest inside [owner.real_name]."
@@ -0,0 +1,15 @@
+/obj/item/organ/heart/gland/transform
+	true_name = "anthropmorphic transmorphosizer"
+	cooldown_low = 900
+	cooldown_high = 1800
+	uses = -1
+	human_only = TRUE
+	icon_state = "species"
+	mind_control_uses = 7
+	mind_control_duration = 300
+
+/obj/item/organ/heart/gland/transform/activate()
+	to_chat(owner, "<span class='notice'>You feel unlike yourself.</span>")
+	randomize_human(owner)
+	var/species = pick(list(/datum/species/human, /datum/species/lizard, /datum/species/insect, /datum/species/fly))
+	owner.set_species(species)
@@ -0,0 +1,18 @@
+/obj/item/organ/heart/gland/trauma
+	true_name = "white matter randomiser"
+	cooldown_low = 800
+	cooldown_high = 1200
+	uses = 5
+	icon_state = "emp"
+	mind_control_uses = 3
+	mind_control_duration = 1800
+
+/obj/item/organ/heart/gland/trauma/activate()
+	to_chat(owner, "<span class='warning'>You feel a spike of pain in your head.</span>")
+	if(prob(33))
+		owner.gain_trauma_type(BRAIN_TRAUMA_SPECIAL, rand(TRAUMA_RESILIENCE_BASIC, TRAUMA_RESILIENCE_LOBOTOMY))
+	else
+		if(prob(20))
+			owner.gain_trauma_type(BRAIN_TRAUMA_SEVERE, rand(TRAUMA_RESILIENCE_BASIC, TRAUMA_RESILIENCE_LOBOTOMY))
+		else
+			owner.gain_trauma_type(BRAIN_TRAUMA_MILD, rand(TRAUMA_RESILIENCE_BASIC, TRAUMA_RESILIENCE_LOBOTOMY))
@@ -0,0 +1,12 @@
+/obj/item/organ/heart/gland/ventcrawling
+	true_name = "pliant cartilage enabler"
+	cooldown_low = 1800
+	cooldown_high = 2400
+	uses = 1
+	icon_state = "vent"
+	mind_control_uses = 4
+	mind_control_duration = 1800
+
+/obj/item/organ/heart/gland/ventcrawling/activate()
+	to_chat(owner, "<span class='notice'>You feel very stretchy.</span>")
+	owner.ventcrawler = VENTCRAWLER_ALWAYS
@@ -0,0 +1,34 @@
+/obj/item/organ/heart/gland/viral
+	true_name = "contamination incubator"
+	cooldown_low = 1800
+	cooldown_high = 2400
+	uses = 1
+	icon_state = "viral"
+	mind_control_uses = 1
+	mind_control_duration = 1800
+
+/obj/item/organ/heart/gland/viral/activate()
+	to_chat(owner, "<span class='warning'>You feel sick.</span>")
+	var/datum/disease/advance/A = random_virus(pick(2,6),6)
+	A.carrier = TRUE
+	owner.ForceContractDisease(A, FALSE, TRUE)
+
+/obj/item/organ/heart/gland/viral/proc/random_virus(max_symptoms, max_level)
+	if(max_symptoms > VIRUS_SYMPTOM_LIMIT)
+		max_symptoms = VIRUS_SYMPTOM_LIMIT
+	var/datum/disease/advance/A = new /datum/disease/advance()
+	var/list/datum/symptom/possible_symptoms = list()
+	for(var/symptom in subtypesof(/datum/symptom))
+		var/datum/symptom/S = symptom
+		if(initial(S.level) > max_level)
+			continue
+		if(initial(S.level) <= 0) //unobtainable symptoms
+			continue
+		possible_symptoms += S
+	for(var/i in 1 to max_symptoms)
+		var/datum/symptom/chosen_symptom = pick_n_take(possible_symptoms)
+		if(chosen_symptom)
+			var/datum/symptom/S = new chosen_symptom
+			A.symptoms += S
+	A.Refresh() //just in case someone already made and named the same disease
+	return A
@@ -238,25 +238,64 @@
 	armor = list("melee" = 0, "bullet" = 0, "laser" = -5,"energy" = 0, "bomb" = 0, "bio" = 0, "rad" = -5, "fire" = 0, "acid" = 0)
 	equip_delay_other = 140
 	var/datum/brain_trauma/mild/phobia/paranoia
+	var/warped = FALSE
+
+/obj/item/clothing/head/foilhat/Initialize(mapload)
+	. = ..()
+	if(!warped)
+		AddComponent(/datum/component/anti_magic, FALSE, FALSE, TRUE, ITEM_SLOT_HEAD,  6, TRUE, null, CALLBACK(src, .proc/warp_up))
+	else
+		warp_up()

 /obj/item/clothing/head/foilhat/equipped(mob/living/carbon/human/user, slot)
-	..()
-	if(slot == SLOT_HEAD)
-		if(paranoia)
-			QDEL_NULL(paranoia)
-		paranoia = new()
-		user.gain_trauma(paranoia, TRAUMA_RESILIENCE_MAGIC, "conspiracies")
-		to_chat(user, "<span class='warning'>As you don the foiled hat, an entire world of conspiracy theories and seemingly insane ideas suddenly rush into your mind. What you once thought unbelievable suddenly seems.. undeniable. Everything is connected and nothing happens just by accident. You know too much and now they're out to get you. </span>")
+	. = ..()
+	if(slot != SLOT_HEAD || warped)
+		return
+	if(paranoia)
+		QDEL_NULL(paranoia)
+	paranoia = new()
+	paranoia.clonable = FALSE
+
+	user.gain_trauma(paranoia, TRAUMA_RESILIENCE_MAGIC)
+	to_chat(user, "<span class='warning'>As you don the foiled hat, an entire world of conspiracy theories and seemingly insane ideas suddenly rush into your mind. What you once thought unbelievable suddenly seems.. undeniable. Everything is connected and nothing happens just by accident. You know too much and now they're out to get you. </span>")
+
+
+/obj/item/clothing/head/foilhat/MouseDrop(atom/over_object)
+	//God Im sorry
+	if(!warped && iscarbon(usr))
+		var/mob/living/carbon/C = usr
+		if(src == C.head)
+			to_chat(C, "<span class='userdanger'>Why would you want to take this off? Do you want them to get into your mind?!</span>")
+			return
+	return ..()

 /obj/item/clothing/head/foilhat/dropped(mob/user)
-	..()
+	. = ..()
 	if(paranoia)
 		QDEL_NULL(paranoia)

+/obj/item/clothing/head/foilhat/proc/warp_up()
+	name = "scorched tinfoil hat"
+	desc = "A badly warped up hat. Quite unprobable this will still work against any of fictional and contemporary dangers it used to."
+	warped = TRUE
+	if(!isliving(loc) || !paranoia)
+		return
+	var/mob/living/target = loc
+	if(target.get_item_by_slot(SLOT_HEAD) != src)
+		return
+	QDEL_NULL(paranoia)
+	if(!target.IsUnconscious())
+		to_chat(target, "<span class='warning'>Your zealous conspirationism rapidly dissipates as the donned hat warps up into a ruined mess. All those theories starting to sound like nothing but a ridicolous fanfare.</span>")
+
 /obj/item/clothing/head/foilhat/attack_hand(mob/user)
-	if(iscarbon(user))
+	if(!warped && iscarbon(user))
 		var/mob/living/carbon/C = user
 		if(src == C.head)
 			to_chat(user, "<span class='userdanger'>Why would you want to take this off? Do you want them to get into your mind?!</span>")
 			return
-	..()
+	return ..()
+
+/obj/item/clothing/head/foilhat/microwave_act(obj/machinery/microwave/M)
+	. = ..()
+	if(!warped)
+		warp_up()