Merge branch 'master' into cargocleanupv2boogaloo

2019-12-06 01:14:44 -05:00
parent 83b77650a8 8a6b9ac7e0
commit b860c6e0bb
617 changed files with 4927 additions and 2821 deletions
@@ -280,35 +280,35 @@

 ///Generate the full examine string of this atom (including icon for goonchat)
 /atom/proc/get_examine_string(mob/user, thats = FALSE)
-	. = "[icon2html(src, user)] [thats? "That's ":""][get_examine_name(user)]"
+	return "[icon2html(src, user)] [thats? "That's ":""][get_examine_name(user)]"

 /atom/proc/examine(mob/user)
-	to_chat(user, "[get_examine_string(user, TRUE)].")
+	. = list("[get_examine_string(user, TRUE)].")

 	if(desc)
-		to_chat(user, desc)
+		. += desc

 	if(reagents)
 		if(reagents.reagents_holder_flags & TRANSPARENT)
-			to_chat(user, "It contains:")
-			if(reagents.reagent_list.len)
+			. += "It contains:"
+			if(length(reagents.reagent_list))
 				if(user.can_see_reagents()) //Show each individual reagent
 					for(var/datum/reagent/R in reagents.reagent_list)
-						to_chat(user, "[R.volume] units of [R.name]")
+						. += "[R.volume] units of [R.name]"
 				else //Otherwise, just show the total volume
 					var/total_volume = 0
 					for(var/datum/reagent/R in reagents.reagent_list)
 						total_volume += R.volume
-					to_chat(user, "[total_volume] units of various reagents")
+					. += "[total_volume] units of various reagents"
 			else
-				to_chat(user, "Nothing.")
+				. += "Nothing."
 		else if(reagents.reagents_holder_flags & AMOUNT_VISIBLE)
 			if(reagents.total_volume)
-				to_chat(user, "<span class='notice'>It has [reagents.total_volume] unit\s left.</span>")
+				. += "<span class='notice'>It has [reagents.total_volume] unit\s left.</span>"
 			else
-				to_chat(user, "<span class='danger'>It's empty.</span>")
+				. += "<span class='danger'>It's empty.</span>"

-	SEND_SIGNAL(src, COMSIG_PARENT_EXAMINE, user)
+	SEND_SIGNAL(src, COMSIG_PARENT_EXAMINE, user, .)

 /atom/proc/relaymove(mob/user)
 	if(buckle_message_cooldown <= world.time)
@@ -660,7 +660,7 @@
 	var/atom/L = loc
 	if(!L)
 		return null
-	return L.AllowDrop() ? L : get_turf(L)
+	return L.AllowDrop() ? L : L.drop_location()

 /atom/Entered(atom/movable/AM, atom/oldLoc)
 	SEND_SIGNAL(src, COMSIG_ATOM_ENTERED, AM, oldLoc)
@@ -189,7 +189,13 @@
 		if(tod)
 			var/tdelta = round(world.time - timeofdeath)
 			if(tdelta < (DEFIB_TIME_LIMIT * 10))
-				holder.icon_state = "huddefib"
+				var/obj/item/organ/heart/He = getorgan(/obj/item/organ/heart)
+				if(He)
+					holder.icon_state = "huddefib"
+					if(He.organ_flags & ORGAN_FAILING)
+						holder.icon_state = "huddefibheart"
+				else
+					holder.icon_state = "huddefibheart"
 				return
 		holder.icon_state = "huddead"
 	else
@@ -349,7 +349,7 @@ Credit where due:
 		changelog_contents += "<li>[entry]</li>"
 	info = replacetext(info, "CLOCKCULTCHANGELOG", changelog_contents)

-/obj/item/paper/servant_primer/examine(mob/user)
-	if(!is_servant_of_ratvar(user) && !isobserver(user))
-		to_chat(user, "<span class='danger'>You can't understand any of the words on [src].</span>")
-	..()
+/obj/item/paper/servant_primer/oui_getcontent(mob/target)
+	if(!is_servant_of_ratvar(target) && !isobserver(target))
+		return "<HTML><HEAD><TITLE>[name]</TITLE></HEAD><BODY>[stars(info)]<HR>[stamps]</BODY></HTML>"
+	return ..()
@@ -409,7 +409,7 @@ GLOBAL_VAR_INIT(dynamic_forced_threat_level, -1)
 		message_admins("Drafting players for forced ruleset [rule.name].")
 		log_game("DYNAMIC: Drafting players for forced ruleset [rule.name].")
 		rule.mode = src
-		rule.acceptable(GLOB.player_list.len, threat_level)	// Assigns some vars in the modes, running it here for consistency
+		rule.acceptable(roundstart_pop_ready, threat_level)	// Assigns some vars in the modes, running it here for consistency
 		rule.candidates = candidates.Copy()
 		rule.trim_candidates()
 		if (rule.ready(TRUE))
@@ -421,7 +421,7 @@ GLOBAL_VAR_INIT(dynamic_forced_threat_level, -1)
 		return TRUE
 	var/list/drafted_rules = list()
 	for (var/datum/dynamic_ruleset/roundstart/rule in roundstart_rules)
-		if (rule.acceptable(GLOB.player_list.len, threat_level) && threat >= rule.cost)	// If we got the population and threat required
+		if (rule.acceptable(roundstart_pop_ready, threat_level) && threat >= rule.cost)	// If we got the population and threat required
 			rule.candidates = candidates.Copy()
 			rule.trim_candidates()
 			if (rule.ready() && rule.candidates.len > 0)
@@ -429,12 +429,12 @@ GLOBAL_VAR_INIT(dynamic_forced_threat_level, -1)
 	if(!drafted_rules.len)
 		message_admins("Not enough threat level for roundstart antags!")
 		log_game("DYNAMIC: Not enough threat level for roundstart antags!")
-	var/indice_pop = min(10,round(GLOB.player_list.len/pop_per_requirement)+1)
+	var/indice_pop = min(10,round(roundstart_pop_ready/pop_per_requirement)+1)
 	extra_rulesets_amount = 0
 	if (GLOB.dynamic_classic_secret)
 		extra_rulesets_amount = 0
 	else
-		if (GLOB.player_list.len > GLOB.dynamic_high_pop_limit)
+		if (roundstart_pop_ready > GLOB.dynamic_high_pop_limit)
 			message_admins("High Population Override is in effect! Threat Level will have more impact on which roles will appear, and player population less.")
 			log_game("DYNAMIC: High Population Override is in effect! Threat Level will have more impact on which roles will appear, and player population less.")
 			if (threat_level > high_pop_second_rule_req)
@@ -510,7 +510,7 @@ GLOBAL_VAR_INIT(dynamic_forced_threat_level, -1)
 	var/added_threat = starting_rule.scale_up(extra_rulesets_amount, threat)
 	if (starting_rule.pre_execute())
 		spend_threat(starting_rule.cost + added_threat)
-		log_threat("[starting_rule.ruletype] - <b>[starting_rule.name]</b> -[starting_rule.cost + starting_rule.scaled_times * starting_rule.scaling_cost] threat")
+		log_threat("[starting_rule.ruletype] - <b>[starting_rule.name]</b> -[starting_rule.cost + starting_rule.scaled_times * starting_rule.scaling_cost] threat", verbose = TRUE)
 		if(starting_rule.flags & HIGHLANDER_RULESET)
 			highlander_executed = TRUE
 		else if(starting_rule.flags & ONLY_RULESET)
@@ -605,7 +605,7 @@ GLOBAL_VAR_INIT(dynamic_forced_threat_level, -1)
 		new_rule.trim_candidates()
 		if (new_rule.ready(forced))
 			spend_threat(new_rule.cost)
-			log_threat("[new_rule.ruletype] - <b>[new_rule.name]</b> -[new_rule.cost] threat")
+			log_threat("[new_rule.ruletype] - <b>[new_rule.name]</b> -[new_rule.cost] threat", verbose = TRUE)
 			if (new_rule.execute()) // This should never fail since ready() returned 1
 				if(new_rule.flags & HIGHLANDER_RULESET)
 					highlander_executed = TRUE
@@ -626,7 +626,7 @@ GLOBAL_VAR_INIT(dynamic_forced_threat_level, -1)
 	if (rule.execute())
 		log_game("DYNAMIC: Injected a [rule.ruletype == "latejoin" ? "latejoin" : "midround"] ruleset [rule.name].")
 		spend_threat(rule.cost)
-		log_threat("[rule.ruletype] [rule.name] spent [rule.cost]")
+		log_threat("[rule.ruletype] [rule.name] spent [rule.cost]", verbose = TRUE)
 		if(rule.flags & HIGHLANDER_RULESET)
 			highlander_executed = TRUE
 		else if(rule.flags & ONLY_RULESET)
@@ -815,16 +815,19 @@ GLOBAL_VAR_INIT(dynamic_forced_threat_level, -1)
 /// Refund threat, but no more than threat_level.
 /datum/game_mode/dynamic/proc/refund_threat(regain)
 	threat = min(threat_level,threat+regain)
+	log_threat("[regain] refunded. Threat is now [threat].", verbose = TRUE)

 /// Generate threat and increase the threat_level if it goes beyond, capped at 100
 /datum/game_mode/dynamic/proc/create_threat(gain)
 	threat = min(100, threat+gain)
 	if(threat > threat_level)
 		threat_level = threat
+	log_threat("[gain] created. Threat is now [threat] and threat level is now [threat_level].", verbose = TRUE)

 /// Expend threat, can't fall under 0.
 /datum/game_mode/dynamic/proc/spend_threat(cost)
 	threat = max(threat-cost,0)
+	log_threat("[cost] spent. Threat is now [threat].", verbose = TRUE)

 /// Turns the value generated by lorentz distribution to threat value between 0 and 100.
 /datum/game_mode/dynamic/proc/lorentz_to_threat(x)
@@ -41,6 +41,9 @@
 		if (!istype(M, required_type))
 			trimmed_list.Remove(M)
 			continue
+		if (M.GetComponent(/datum/component/virtual_reality))
+			trimmed_list.Remove(M)
+			continue
 		if (!M.client) // Are they connected?
 			trimmed_list.Remove(M)
 			continue
@@ -167,7 +167,7 @@ GLOBAL_LIST_INIT(meteorsC, list(/obj/effect/meteor/dust)) //for space dust event
 /obj/effect/meteor/examine(mob/user)
 	if(!(flags_1 & ADMIN_SPAWNED_1) && isliving(user))
 		SSmedals.UnlockMedal(MEDAL_METEOR, user.client)
-	..()
+	return ..()

 /obj/effect/meteor/attackby(obj/item/I, mob/user, params)
 	if(I.tool_behaviour == TOOL_MINING)
@@ -12,6 +12,7 @@
 	density = FALSE
 	state_open = TRUE
 	circuit = /obj/item/circuitboard/machine/sleeper
+	req_access = list(ACCESS_CMO) //Used for reagent deletion and addition of non medicines
 	var/efficiency = 1
 	var/min_health = -25
 	var/list/available_chems
@@ -28,9 +29,27 @@

 /obj/machinery/sleeper/Initialize()
 	. = ..()
+	create_reagents(500, NO_REACT)
 	occupant_typecache = GLOB.typecache_living
 	update_icon()
 	reset_chem_buttons()
+	RefreshParts()
+	add_inital_chems()
+
+/obj/machinery/sleeper/on_deconstruction()
+	var/obj/item/reagent_containers/sleeper_buffer/buffer = new (loc)
+	buffer.volume = reagents.maximum_volume
+	buffer.reagents.maximum_volume = reagents.maximum_volume
+	reagents.trans_to(buffer.reagents, reagents.total_volume)
+
+/obj/machinery/sleeper/proc/add_inital_chems()
+	for(var/i in available_chems)
+		var/datum/reagent/R = reagents.has_reagent(i)
+		if(!R)
+			reagents.add_reagent(i, (20))
+			continue
+		if(R.volume < 20)
+			reagents.add_reagent(i, (20 - R.volume))

 /obj/machinery/sleeper/RefreshParts()
 	var/E
@@ -47,6 +66,11 @@
 		available_chems |= possible_chems[i]
 	reset_chem_buttons()

+	//Total container size 500 - 2000u
+	if(reagents)
+		reagents.maximum_volume = (500*E)
+
+
 /obj/machinery/sleeper/update_icon()
 	icon_state = initial(icon_state)
 	if(state_open)
@@ -81,7 +105,42 @@
 	if (. & EMP_PROTECT_SELF)
 		return
 	if(is_operational() && occupant)
+		var/datum/reagent/R = pick(reagents.reagent_list)
+		inject_chem(R.id, occupant)
 		open_machine()
+	//Is this too much?
+	if(severity == EMP_HEAVY)
+		var/chem = pick(available_chems)
+		available_chems -= chem
+		available_chems += get_random_reagent_id()
+		reset_chem_buttons()
+
+/obj/machinery/sleeper/attackby(obj/item/I, mob/user, params)
+	if(istype(I, /obj/item/reagent_containers/sleeper_buffer))
+		var/obj/item/reagent_containers/sleeper_buffer/SB = I
+		if((SB.reagents.total_volume + reagents.total_volume) < reagents.maximum_volume)
+			SB.reagents.trans_to(reagents, SB.reagents.total_volume)
+			visible_message("[user] places the [SB] into the [src].")
+			qdel(SB)
+			return
+		else
+			SB.reagents.trans_to(reagents, SB.reagents.total_volume)
+			visible_message("[user] adds as much as they can to the [src] from the [SB].")
+			return
+	if(istype(I, /obj/item/reagent_containers))
+		var/obj/item/reagent_containers/RC = I
+		if(RC.reagents.total_volume == 0)
+			to_chat(user, "<span class='notice'>The [I] is empty!</span>")
+		for(var/datum/reagent/R in RC.reagents.reagent_list)
+			if((obj_flags & EMAGGED) || (allowed(usr)))
+				break
+			if(!istype(R, /datum/reagent/medicine))
+				visible_message("The [src] gives out a hearty boop and rejects the [I]. The Sleeper's screen flashes with a pompous \"Medicines only, please.\"")
+				return
+		RC.reagents.trans_to(reagents, 1000)
+		visible_message("[user] adds as much as they can to the [src] from the [I].")
+		return
+

 /obj/machinery/sleeper/MouseDrop_T(mob/target, mob/user)
 	if(user.stat || user.lying || !Adjacent(user) || !user.Adjacent(target) || !iscarbon(target) || !user.IsAdvancedToolUser())
@@ -130,8 +189,8 @@
 		open_machine()

 /obj/machinery/sleeper/examine(mob/user)
-	..()
-	to_chat(user, "<span class='notice'>Alt-click [src] to [state_open ? "close" : "open"] it.</span>")
+	. = ..()
+	. += "<span class='notice'>Alt-click [src] to [state_open ? "close" : "open"] it.</span>"

 /obj/machinery/sleeper/ui_interact(mob/user, ui_key = "main", datum/tgui/ui = null, force_open = FALSE, \
 									datum/tgui/master_ui = null, datum/ui_state/state = GLOB.notcontained_state)
@@ -141,18 +200,24 @@

 	ui = SStgui.try_update_ui(user, src, ui_key, ui, force_open)
 	if(!ui)
-		ui = new(user, src, ui_key, "sleeper", name, 375, 550, master_ui, state)
+		ui = new(user, src, ui_key, "sleeper", name, 550, 700, master_ui, state)
 		ui.open()

 /obj/machinery/sleeper/ui_data()
 	var/list/data = list()
 	data["occupied"] = occupant ? 1 : 0
 	data["open"] = state_open
+	data["efficiency"] = efficiency
+	data["current_vol"] = reagents.total_volume
+	data["tot_capacity"] = reagents.maximum_volume

 	data["chems"] = list()
 	for(var/chem in available_chems)
-		var/datum/reagent/R = GLOB.chemical_reagents_list[chem]
-		data["chems"] += list(list("name" = R.name, "id" = R.id, "allowed" = chem_allowed(chem)))
+		var/datum/reagent/R = reagents.has_reagent(chem)
+		R = GLOB.chemical_reagents_list[chem]
+		data["synthchems"] += list(list("name" = R.name, "id" = R.id, "synth_allowed" = synth_allowed(chem)))
+	for(var/datum/reagent/R in reagents.reagent_list)
+		data["chems"] += list(list("name" = R.name, "id" = R.id, "vol" = R.volume, "purity" = R.purity, "allowed" = chem_allowed(R.id)))

 	data["occupant"] = list()
 	var/mob/living/mob_occupant = occupant
@@ -184,8 +249,15 @@
 		if(mob_occupant.reagents && mob_occupant.reagents.reagent_list.len)
 			for(var/datum/reagent/R in mob_occupant.reagents.reagent_list)
 				data["occupant"]["reagents"] += list(list("name" = R.name, "volume" = R.volume))
+		data["occupant"]["failing_organs"] = list()
+		var/mob/living/carbon/C = mob_occupant
+		if(C)
+			for(var/obj/item/organ/Or in C.getFailingOrgans())
+				if(istype(Or, /obj/item/organ/brain))
+					continue
+				data["occupant"]["failing_organs"] += list(list("name" = Or.name))
+
 		if(mob_occupant.has_dna()) // Blood-stuff is mostly a copy-paste from the healthscanner.
-			var/mob/living/carbon/C = mob_occupant
 			var/blood_id = C.get_blood_id()
 			if(blood_id)
 				data["occupant"]["blood"] = list() // We can start populating this list.
@@ -196,7 +268,7 @@
 						blood_type = R.name
 					else
 						blood_type = blood_id
-				data["occupant"]["blood"]["maxBloodVolume"] = BLOOD_VOLUME_NORMAL
+				data["occupant"]["blood"]["maxBloodVolume"] = (BLOOD_VOLUME_NORMAL*C.blood_ratio)
 				data["occupant"]["blood"]["currentBloodVolume"] = C.blood_volume
 				data["occupant"]["blood"]["dangerBloodVolume"] = BLOOD_VOLUME_SAFE
 				data["occupant"]["blood"]["bloodType"] = blood_type
@@ -216,24 +288,49 @@
 			. = TRUE
 		if("inject")
 			var/chem = params["chem"]
+			var/amount = text2num(params["volume"])
 			if(!is_operational() || !mob_occupant)
 				return
 			if(mob_occupant.health < min_health && chem != "epinephrine")
 				return
-			if(inject_chem(chem, usr))
+			if(inject_chem(chem, usr, amount))
 				. = TRUE
 				if(scrambled_chems && prob(5))
 					to_chat(usr, "<span class='warning'>Chemical system re-route detected, results may not be as expected!</span>")
+		if("synth")
+			var/chem = params["chem"]
+			if(!is_operational())
+				return
+			reagents.add_reagent(chem_buttons[chem], 10) //other_purity = 0.75 for when the mechanics are in
+		if("purge")
+			var/chem = params["chem"]
+			if(allowed(usr))
+				if(!is_operational())
+					return
+				reagents.remove_reagent(chem, 10)
+				return
+			if(chem in available_chems)
+				if(!is_operational())
+					return
+				/*var/datum/reagent/R = reagents.has_reagent(chem) //For when purity effects are in
+				if(R.purity < 0.8)*/
+				reagents.remove_reagent(chem, 10)
+			else
+				visible_message("<span class='warning'>Access Denied.</span>")
+				playsound(src, 'sound/machines/terminal_prompt_deny.ogg', 50, 0)
+

 /obj/machinery/sleeper/emag_act(mob/user)
 	. = ..()
+	obj_flags |= EMAGGED
 	scramble_chem_buttons()
 	to_chat(user, "<span class='warning'>You scramble the sleeper's user interface!</span>")
 	return TRUE

-/obj/machinery/sleeper/proc/inject_chem(chem, mob/user)
-	if((chem in available_chems) && chem_allowed(chem))
-		occupant.reagents.add_reagent(chem_buttons[chem], 10) //emag effect kicks in here so that the "intended" chem is used for all checks, for extra FUUU
+//trans to
+/obj/machinery/sleeper/proc/inject_chem(chem, mob/user, volume = 10)
+	if(chem_allowed(chem))
+		reagents.trans_id_to(occupant, chem, volume)//emag effect kicks in here so that the "intended" chem is used for all checks, for extra FUUU
 		if(user)
 			log_combat(user, occupant, "injected [chem] into", addition = "via [src]")
 		return TRUE
@@ -246,6 +343,14 @@
 	var/occ_health = mob_occupant.health > min_health || chem == "epinephrine"
 	return amount && occ_health

+/obj/machinery/sleeper/proc/synth_allowed(chem)
+	var/datum/reagent/R = reagents.has_reagent(chem)
+	if(!R)
+		return TRUE
+	if(R.volume < 50)
+		return TRUE
+	return FALSE
+
 /obj/machinery/sleeper/proc/reset_chem_buttons()
 	scrambled_chems = FALSE
 	LAZYINITLIST(chem_buttons)
@@ -454,20 +454,20 @@ Class Procs:
 /obj/machinery/examine(mob/user)
 	. = ..()
 	if(stat & BROKEN)
-		to_chat(user, "<span class='notice'>It looks broken and non-functional.</span>")
+		. += "<span class='notice'>It looks broken and non-functional.</span>"
 	if(!(resistance_flags & INDESTRUCTIBLE))
 		if(resistance_flags & ON_FIRE)
-			to_chat(user, "<span class='warning'>It's on fire!</span>")
+			. += "<span class='warning'>It's on fire!</span>"
 		var/healthpercent = (obj_integrity/max_integrity) * 100
 		switch(healthpercent)
 			if(50 to 99)
-				to_chat(user, "It looks slightly damaged.")
+				. += "It looks slightly damaged."
 			if(25 to 50)
-				to_chat(user, "It appears heavily damaged.")
+				. += "It appears heavily damaged."
 			if(0 to 25)
-				to_chat(user, "<span class='warning'>It's falling apart!</span>")
+				. += "<span class='warning'>It's falling apart!</span>"
 	if(user.research_scanner && component_parts)
-		to_chat(user, display_parts(user, TRUE))
+		. += display_parts(user, TRUE)

 //called on machinery construction (i.e from frame to machinery) but not on initialization
 /obj/machinery/proc/on_construction()
@@ -14,8 +14,8 @@
 	req_access = list(ACCESS_AI_UPLOAD)

 /obj/machinery/ai_slipper/examine(mob/user)
-	..()
-	to_chat(user, "<span class='notice'>It has <b>[uses]</b> uses of foam remaining.</span>")
+	. = ..()
+	. += "<span class='notice'>It has <b>[uses]</b> uses of foam remaining.</span>"

 /obj/machinery/ai_slipper/power_change()
 	if(stat & BROKEN)
@@ -11,9 +11,9 @@
 	var/static/list/style_list_icons = list("standard" = 'icons/mob/augmentation/augments.dmi', "engineer" = 'icons/mob/augmentation/augments_engineer.dmi', "security" = 'icons/mob/augmentation/augments_security.dmi', "mining" = 'icons/mob/augmentation/augments_mining.dmi')

 /obj/machinery/aug_manipulator/examine(mob/user)
-	..()
+	. = ..()
 	if(storedpart)
-		to_chat(user, "<span class='notice'>Alt-click to eject the limb.</span>")
+		. += "<span class='notice'>Alt-click to eject the limb.</span>"

 /obj/machinery/aug_manipulator/Initialize()
 	initial_icon_state = initial(icon_state)
@@ -24,10 +24,10 @@
 			add_overlay("ccharger-o[newlevel]")

 /obj/machinery/cell_charger/examine(mob/user)
-	..()
-	to_chat(user, "There's [charging ? "a" : "no"] cell in the charger.")
+	. = ..()
+	. += "There's [charging ? "a" : "no"] cell in the charger."
 	if(charging)
-		to_chat(user, "Current charge: [round(charging.percent(), 1)]%.")
+		. += "Current charge: [round(charging.percent(), 1)]%."

 /obj/machinery/cell_charger/attackby(obj/item/W, mob/user, params)
 	if(istype(W, /obj/item/stock_parts/cell) && !panel_open)
@@ -93,20 +93,20 @@
 	to_chat(user, "<span class='notice'>You flip the write-protect tab to [read_only ? "protected" : "unprotected"].</span>")

 /obj/item/disk/data/examine(mob/user)
-	..()
-	to_chat(user, "The write-protect tab is set to [read_only ? "protected" : "unprotected"].")
+	. = ..()
+	. += "The write-protect tab is set to [read_only ? "protected" : "unprotected"]."


 //Clonepod

 /obj/machinery/clonepod/examine(mob/user)
-	..()
+	. = ..()
 	var/mob/living/mob_occupant = occupant
 	if(mess)
-		to_chat(user, "It's filled with blood and viscera. You swear you can see it moving...")
+		. += "It's filled with blood and viscera. You swear you can see it moving..."
 	if(is_operational() && mob_occupant)
 		if(mob_occupant.stat != DEAD)
-			to_chat(user, "Current clone cycle is [round(get_completion())]% complete.")
+			. += "Current clone cycle is [round(get_completion())]% complete."

 /obj/machinery/clonepod/return_air()
 	// We want to simulate the clone not being in contact with
@@ -762,13 +762,13 @@
 	var/active = 0 //if the ship is on

 /obj/item/orion_ship/examine(mob/user)
-	..()
+	. = ..()
 	if(!(in_range(user, src)))
 		return
 	if(!active)
-		to_chat(user, "<span class='notice'>There's a little switch on the bottom. It's flipped down.</span>")
+		. += "<span class='notice'>There's a little switch on the bottom. It's flipped down.</span>"
 	else
-		to_chat(user, "<span class='notice'>There's a little switch on the bottom. It's flipped up.</span>")
+		. += "<span class='notice'>There's a little switch on the bottom. It's flipped up.</span>"

 /obj/item/orion_ship/attack_self(mob/user) //Minibomb-level explosion. Should probably be more because of how hard it is to survive the machine! Also, just over a 5-second fuse
 	if(active)
@@ -17,13 +17,7 @@
 		network += lowertext(i)

 /obj/machinery/computer/security/check_eye(mob/user)
-	if(CHECK_BITFIELD(stat, NOPOWER|BROKEN) || is_blind(user) || !in_view_range(user, src) || !user.canUseTopic(src, !issilicon(user), FALSE))
-		user.unset_machine()
-		return
-	if(!(user in watchers))
-		user.unset_machine()
-		return
-	if(!watchers[user])
+	if(!can_interact(user) || !(user in watchers) || !watchers[user])
 		user.unset_machine()
 		return
 	var/obj/machinery/camera/C = watchers[user]
@@ -41,55 +35,50 @@
 			M.unset_machine() //to properly reset the view of the users if the console is deleted.
 	return ..()

-/obj/machinery/computer/security/attack_hand(mob/user)
+/obj/machinery/computer/security/can_interact(mob/user)
+	if((!issilicon(user) && !Adjacent(user)) || is_blind(user) || !in_view_range(user, src))
+		return FALSE
+	return ..()
+
+/obj/machinery/computer/security/interact(mob/user, special_state)
 	. = ..()
-	if(.)
-		return
-	if(stat)
+	if (ismob(user) && !isliving(user)) // ghosts don't need cameras
 		return
 	if (!network)
-		throw EXCEPTION("No camera network")
+		CRASH("No camera network")
 		user.unset_machine()
-		return
+		return FALSE
 	if (!(islist(network)))
-		throw EXCEPTION("Camera network is not a list")
+		CRASH("Camera network is not a list")
 		user.unset_machine()
-		return
-	if(..())
-		user.unset_machine()
-		return
+		return FALSE

 	var/list/camera_list = get_available_cameras()
 	if(!(user in watchers))
 		for(var/Num in camera_list)
 			var/obj/machinery/camera/CAM = camera_list[Num]
-			if(istype(CAM))
-				if(CAM.can_use())
-					watchers[user] = CAM //let's give the user the first usable camera, and then let him change to the camera he wants.
-					break
+			if(istype(CAM) && CAM.can_use())
+				watchers[user] = CAM //let's give the user the first usable camera, and then let him change to the camera he wants.
+				break
 		if(!(user in watchers))
 			user.unset_machine() // no usable camera on the network, we disconnect the user from the computer.
-			return
+			return FALSE
 	playsound(src, 'sound/machines/terminal_prompt.ogg', 25, 0)
 	use_camera_console(user)

 /obj/machinery/computer/security/proc/use_camera_console(mob/user)
 	var/list/camera_list = get_available_cameras()
 	var/t = input(user, "Which camera should you change to?") as null|anything in camera_list
-	if(user.machine != src) //while we were choosing we got disconnected from our computer or are using another machine.
+	if(!src || user.machine != src) //while we were choosing we got disconnected from our computer or are using another machine.
 		return
-	if(!t)
+	if(!t || t == "Cancel")
 		user.unset_machine()
 		playsound(src, 'sound/machines/terminal_off.ogg', 25, 0)
 		return

 	var/obj/machinery/camera/C = camera_list[t]

-	if(t == "Cancel")
-		user.unset_machine()
-		playsound(src, 'sound/machines/terminal_off.ogg', 25, 0)
-		return
-	if(!C || !C.can_use() || CHECK_BITFIELD(stat, NOPOWER|BROKEN) || is_blind(user) || !in_view_range(user, src) || !user.canUseTopic(src, !issilicon(user), FALSE))
+	if(!C || !C.can_use() || !can_interact(user))
 		user.unset_machine()
 		return FALSE

@@ -63,7 +63,7 @@ GLOBAL_VAR_INIT(time_last_changed_position, 0)
 /obj/machinery/computer/card/examine(mob/user)
 	. = ..()
 	if(inserted_scan_id || inserted_modify_id)
-		to_chat(user, "<span class='notice'>Alt-click to eject the ID card.</span>")
+		. += "<span class='notice'>Alt-click to eject the ID card.</span>"

 /obj/machinery/computer/card/attackby(obj/I, mob/user, params)
 	if(isidcard(I))
@@ -42,12 +42,6 @@
 	. = ..()
 	GLOB.shuttle_caller_list += src

-/obj/machinery/computer/communications/process()
-	if(..())
-		var/ai_autoupdate = aistate != STATE_STATUSDISPLAY && aistate != STATE_CALLSHUTTLE && aistate != STATE_PURCHASE && aistate != STATE_VIEWMESSAGE
-		var/machine_user_autoupdate = state != STATE_STATUSDISPLAY && state != STATE_CALLSHUTTLE && state != STATE_PURCHASE && state != STATE_VIEWMESSAGE
-		updateDialog(machine_user_autoupdate,ai_autoupdate)
-
 /obj/machinery/computer/communications/Topic(href, href_list)
 	if(..())
 		return
@@ -586,8 +580,6 @@

 	popup.set_content(dat)
 	popup.open()
-	popup.set_content(dat)
-	popup.open()

 /obj/machinery/computer/communications/proc/get_javascript_header(form_id)
 	var/dat = {"<script type="text/javascript">
@@ -8,9 +8,9 @@
 	var/state = 1

 /obj/structure/frame/examine(user)
-	..()
+	. = ..()
 	if(circuit)
-		to_chat(user, "It has \a [circuit] installed.")
+		. += "It has \a [circuit] installed."


 /obj/structure/frame/deconstruct(disassembled = TRUE)
@@ -29,7 +29,7 @@
 	var/list/req_component_names = null // user-friendly names of components

 /obj/structure/frame/machine/examine(user)
-	..()
+	. = ..()
 	if(state == 3 && req_components && req_component_names)
 		var/hasContent = 0
 		var/requires = "It requires"
@@ -44,9 +44,9 @@
 			hasContent = 1

 		if(hasContent)
-			to_chat(user, requires + ".")
+			. += requires + "."
 		else
-			to_chat(user, "It does not require any more components.")
+			. += "It does not require any more components."

 /obj/structure/frame/machine/proc/update_namelist()
 	if(!req_components)
@@ -24,13 +24,13 @@
 	. = ..()

 /obj/machinery/defibrillator_mount/examine(mob/user)
-	..()
+	. = ..()
 	if(defib)
-		to_chat(user, "<span class='notice'>There is a defib unit hooked up. Alt-click to remove it.<span>")
+		. += "<span class='notice'>There is a defib unit hooked up. Alt-click to remove it.<span>"
 		if(GLOB.security_level >= SEC_LEVEL_RED)
-			to_chat(user, "<span class='notice'>Due to a security situation, its locking clamps can be toggled by swiping any ID.</span>")
+			. += "<span class='notice'>Due to a security situation, its locking clamps can be toggled by swiping any ID.</span>"
 		else
-			to_chat(user, "<span class='notice'>Its locking clamps can be [clamps_locked ? "dis" : ""]engaged by swiping an ID with access.</span>")
+			. += "<span class='notice'>Its locking clamps can be [clamps_locked ? "dis" : ""]engaged by swiping an ID with access.</span>"

 /obj/machinery/defibrillator_mount/process()
 	if(defib && defib.cell && defib.cell.charge < defib.cell.maxcharge && is_operational())
@@ -149,8 +149,8 @@
 	var/mode = SINGLE

 /obj/item/grenade/barrier/examine(mob/user)
-	..()
-	to_chat(user, "<span class='notice'>Alt-click to toggle modes.</span>")
+	. = ..()
+	. += "<span class='notice'>Alt-click to toggle modes.</span>"

 /obj/item/grenade/barrier/AltClick(mob/living/carbon/user)
 	if(!istype(user) || !user.canUseTopic(src, BE_CLOSE))
@@ -27,9 +27,9 @@
 	RefreshParts()

 /obj/machinery/dish_drive/examine(mob/user)
-	..()
+	. = ..()
 	if(user.Adjacent(src))
-		to_chat(user, "<span class='notice'>Alt-click it to beam its contents to any nearby disposal bins.</span>")
+		. += "<span class='notice'>Alt-click it to beam its contents to any nearby disposal bins.</span>"

 /obj/machinery/dish_drive/attack_hand(mob/living/user)
 	if(!contents.len)
@@ -640,47 +640,47 @@
 				update_icon(AIRLOCK_CLOSED)

 /obj/machinery/door/airlock/examine(mob/user)
-	..()
+	. = ..()
 	if(obj_flags & EMAGGED)
-		to_chat(user, "<span class='warning'>Its access panel is smoking slightly.</span>")
+		. += "<span class='warning'>Its access panel is smoking slightly.</span>"
 	if(charge && !panel_open && in_range(user, src))
-		to_chat(user, "<span class='warning'>The maintenance panel seems haphazardly fastened.</span>")
+		. += "<span class='warning'>The maintenance panel seems haphazardly fastened.</span>"
 	if(charge && panel_open)
-		to_chat(user, "<span class='warning'>Something is wired up to the airlock's electronics!</span>")
+		. += "<span class='warning'>Something is wired up to the airlock's electronics!</span>"
 	if(note)
 		if(!in_range(user, src))
-			to_chat(user, "There's a [note.name] pinned to the front. You can't read it from here.")
+			. += "There's a [note.name] pinned to the front. You can't read it from here."
 		else
-			to_chat(user, "There's a [note.name] pinned to the front...")
-			note.examine(user)
+			. += "There's a [note.name] pinned to the front..."
+			. += note.examine(user)

 	if(panel_open)
 		switch(security_level)
 			if(AIRLOCK_SECURITY_NONE)
-				to_chat(user, "Its wires are exposed!")
+				. += "Its wires are exposed!"
 			if(AIRLOCK_SECURITY_METAL)
-				to_chat(user, "Its wires are hidden behind a welded metal cover.")
+				. += "Its wires are hidden behind a welded metal cover."
 			if(AIRLOCK_SECURITY_PLASTEEL_I_S)
-				to_chat(user, "There is some shredded plasteel inside.")
+				. += "There is some shredded plasteel inside."
 			if(AIRLOCK_SECURITY_PLASTEEL_I)
-				to_chat(user, "Its wires are behind an inner layer of plasteel.")
+				. += "Its wires are behind an inner layer of plasteel."
 			if(AIRLOCK_SECURITY_PLASTEEL_O_S)
-				to_chat(user, "There is some shredded plasteel inside.")
+				. += "There is some shredded plasteel inside."
 			if(AIRLOCK_SECURITY_PLASTEEL_O)
-				to_chat(user, "There is a welded plasteel cover hiding its wires.")
+				. += "There is a welded plasteel cover hiding its wires."
 			if(AIRLOCK_SECURITY_PLASTEEL)
-				to_chat(user, "There is a protective grille over its panel.")
+				. += "There is a protective grille over its panel."
 	else if(security_level)
 		if(security_level == AIRLOCK_SECURITY_METAL)
-			to_chat(user, "It looks a bit stronger.")
+			. += "It looks a bit stronger."
 		else
-			to_chat(user, "It looks very robust.")
+			. += "It looks very robust."

 	if(issilicon(user) && (!stat & BROKEN))
-		to_chat(user, "<span class='notice'>Shift-click [src] to [ density ? "open" : "close"] it.</span>")
-		to_chat(user, "<span class='notice'>Ctrl-click [src] to [ locked ? "raise" : "drop"] its bolts.</span>")
-		to_chat(user, "<span class='notice'>Alt-click [src] to [ secondsElectrified ? "un-electrify" : "permanently electrify"] it.</span>")
-		to_chat(user, "<span class='notice'>Ctrl-Shift-click [src] to [ emergency ? "disable" : "enable"] emergency access.</span>")
+		. += "<span class='notice'>Shift-click [src] to [ density ? "open" : "close"] it.</span>"
+		. += "<span class='notice'>Ctrl-click [src] to [ locked ? "raise" : "drop"] its bolts.</span>"
+		. += "<span class='notice'>Alt-click [src] to [ secondsElectrified ? "un-electrify" : "permanently electrify"] it.</span>"
+		. += "<span class='notice'>Ctrl-Shift-click [src] to [ emergency ? "disable" : "enable"] emergency access.</span>"

 /obj/machinery/door/airlock/attack_ai(mob/user)
 	if(!src.canAIControl(user))
@@ -7,8 +7,8 @@
 	var/unres_sides = 0 //unrestricted sides, or sides of the airlock that will open regardless of access

 /obj/item/electronics/airlock/examine(mob/user)
-	..()
-	to_chat(user, "<span class='notice'>Has a neat <i>selection menu</i> for modifying airlock access levels.</span>")
+	. = ..()
+	. += "<span class='notice'>Has a neat <i>selection menu</i> for modifying airlock access levels.</span>"

 /obj/item/electronics/airlock/ui_interact(mob/user, ui_key = "main", datum/tgui/ui = null, force_open = FALSE, \
 													datum/tgui/master_ui = null, datum/ui_state/state = GLOB.hands_state)
@@ -593,14 +593,12 @@
 	return ..()

 /obj/machinery/door/airlock/clockwork/examine(mob/user)
-	..()
-	var/gear_text = "The cogwheel is flickering and twisting wildly. Report this to a coder."
+	. = ..()
 	switch(construction_state)
 		if(GEAR_SECURE)
-			gear_text = "<span class='brass'>The cogwheel is solidly <b>wrenched</b> to the brass around it.</span>"
+			. += "<span class='brass'>The cogwheel is solidly <b>wrenched</b> to the brass around it.</span>"
 		if(GEAR_LOOSE)
-			gear_text = "<span class='alloy'>The cogwheel has been <i>loosened</i>, but remains <b>connected loosely</b> to the door!</span>"
-	to_chat(user, gear_text)
+			. += "<span class='alloy'>The cogwheel has been <i>loosened</i>, but remains <b>connected loosely</b> to the door!</span>"

 /obj/machinery/door/airlock/clockwork/emp_act(severity)
 	if(prob(80/severity))
@@ -37,14 +37,14 @@
 	var/unres_sides = 0 //Unrestricted sides. A bitflag for which direction (if any) can open the door with no access

 /obj/machinery/door/examine(mob/user)
-	..()
+	. = ..()
 	if(red_alert_access)
 		if(GLOB.security_level >= SEC_LEVEL_RED)
-			to_chat(user, "<span class='notice'>Due to a security threat, its access requirements have been lifted!</span>")
+			. += "<span class='notice'>Due to a security threat, its access requirements have been lifted!</span>"
 		else
-			to_chat(user, "<span class='notice'>In the event of a red alert, its access requirements will automatically lift.</span>")
+			. += "<span class='notice'>In the event of a red alert, its access requirements will automatically lift.</span>"
 	if(!poddoor)
-		to_chat(user, "<span class='notice'>Its maintenance panel is <b>screwed</b> in place.</span>")
+		. += "<span class='notice'>Its maintenance panel is <b>screwed</b> in place.</span>"

 /obj/machinery/door/check_access_list(list/access_list)
 	if(red_alert_access && GLOB.security_level >= SEC_LEVEL_RED)
@@ -34,13 +34,13 @@
 /obj/machinery/door/firedoor/examine(mob/user)
 	..()
 	if(!density)
-		to_chat(user, "<span class='notice'>It is open, but could be <b>pried</b> closed.</span>")
+		. += "<span class='notice'>It is open, but could be <b>pried</b> closed.</span>"
 	else if(!welded)
-		to_chat(user, "<span class='notice'>It is closed, but could be <i>pried</i> open. Deconstruction would require it to be <b>welded</b> shut.</span>")
+		. += "<span class='notice'>It is closed, but could be <i>pried</i> open. Deconstruction would require it to be <b>welded</b> shut.</span>"
 	else if(boltslocked)
-		to_chat(user, "<span class='notice'>It is <i>welded</i> shut. The floor bolts have been locked by <b>screws</b>.</span>")
+		. += "<span class='notice'>It is <i>welded</i> shut. The floor bolts have been locked by <b>screws</b>.</span>"
 	else
-		to_chat(user, "<span class='notice'>The bolt locks have been <i>unscrewed</i>, but the bolts themselves are still <b>wrenched</b> to the floor.</span>")
+		. += "<span class='notice'>The bolt locks have been <i>unscrewed</i>, but the bolts themselves are still <b>wrenched</b> to the floor.</span>"

 /obj/machinery/door/firedoor/proc/CalculateAffectingAreas()
 	remove_from_areas()
@@ -270,18 +270,18 @@
 	var/reinforced = 0

 /obj/structure/firelock_frame/examine(mob/user)
-	..()
+	. = ..()
 	switch(constructionStep)
 		if(CONSTRUCTION_PANEL_OPEN)
-			to_chat(user, "<span class='notice'>It is <i>unbolted</i> from the floor. A small <b>loosely connected</b> metal plate is covering the wires.</span>")
+			. += "<span class='notice'>It is <i>unbolted</i> from the floor. A small <b>loosely connected</b> metal plate is covering the wires.</span>"
 			if(!reinforced)
-				to_chat(user, "<span class='notice'>It could be reinforced with plasteel.</span>")
+				. += "<span class='notice'>It could be reinforced with plasteel.</span>"
 		if(CONSTRUCTION_WIRES_EXPOSED)
-			to_chat(user, "<span class='notice'>The maintenance plate has been <i>pried away</i>, and <b>wires</b> are trailing.</span>")
+			. += "<span class='notice'>The maintenance plate has been <i>pried away</i>, and <b>wires</b> are trailing.</span>"
 		if(CONSTRUCTION_GUTTED)
-			to_chat(user, "<span class='notice'>The maintenance panel is missing <i>wires</i> and the circuit board is <b>loosely connected</b>.</span>")
+			. += "<span class='notice'>The maintenance panel is missing <i>wires</i> and the circuit board is <b>loosely connected</b>.</span>"
 		if(CONSTRUCTION_NOCIRCUIT)
-			to_chat(user, "<span class='notice'>There are no <i>firelock electronics</i> in the frame. The frame could be <b>cut</b> apart.</span>")
+			. += "<span class='notice'>There are no <i>firelock electronics</i> in the frame. The frame could be <b>cut</b> apart.</span>"

 /obj/structure/firelock_frame/update_icon()
 	..()
@@ -22,8 +22,8 @@ GLOBAL_LIST_EMPTY(doppler_arrays)
 	return ..()

 /obj/machinery/doppler_array/examine(mob/user)
-	..()
-	to_chat(user, "<span class='notice'>Its dish is facing to the [dir2text(dir)].</span>")
+	. = ..()
+	. += "<span class='notice'>Its dish is facing to the [dir2text(dir)].</span>"

 /obj/machinery/doppler_array/process()
 	return PROCESS_KILL
@@ -114,13 +114,13 @@ GLOBAL_LIST_EMPTY(doppler_arrays)
 		return

 	var/point_gain = 0
-	
+
 	/*****The Point Calculator*****/
-	
+
 	if(orig_light < 10)
 		say("Explosion not large enough for research calculations.")
 		return
-	else if(orig_light < 4500) 
+	else if(orig_light < 4500)
 		point_gain = (83300 * orig_light) / (orig_light + 3000)
 	else
 		point_gain = TECHWEB_BOMB_POINTCAP
@@ -129,9 +129,9 @@
 	break_message = "slowly falls dark, lights stuttering."

 /obj/machinery/droneDispenser/examine(mob/user)
-	..()
+	. = ..()
 	if((mode == DRONE_RECHARGING) && !stat && recharging_text)
-		to_chat(user, "<span class='warning'>[recharging_text]</span>")
+		. += "<span class='warning'>[recharging_text]</span>"

 /obj/machinery/droneDispenser/power_change()
 	..()
@@ -196,8 +196,8 @@
 	var/id = null

 /obj/item/wallframe/flasher/examine(mob/user)
-	..()
-	to_chat(user, "<span class='notice'>Its channel ID is '[id]'.</span>")
+	. = ..()
+	. += "<span class='notice'>Its channel ID is '[id]'.</span>"

 /obj/item/wallframe/flasher/after_attach(var/obj/O)
 	..()
@@ -183,10 +183,10 @@
 		container_resist(user)

 /obj/machinery/harvester/examine(mob/user)
-	..()
+	. = ..()
 	if(stat & BROKEN)
 		return
 	if(state_open)
-		to_chat(user, "<span class='notice'>[src] must be closed before harvesting.</span>")
+		. += "<span class='notice'>[src] must be closed before harvesting.</span>"
 	else if(!harvesting)
-		to_chat(user, "<span class='notice'>Alt-click [src] to start harvesting.</span>")
+		. += "<span class='notice'>Alt-click [src] to start harvesting.</span>"
@@ -221,7 +221,6 @@
 		. += "\t<span class='notice'>No chemicals are attached.</span>\n"

 	. += "\t<span class='notice'>[attached ? attached : "No one"] is attached.</span>"
-	to_chat(user,.)

 #undef IV_TAKING
 #undef IV_INJECTING
@@ -33,8 +33,8 @@
 			icon_state = "light0"

 /obj/machinery/light_switch/examine(mob/user)
-	..()
-	to_chat(user, "It is [on? "on" : "off"].")
+	. = ..()
+	. += "It is [on? "on" : "off"]."

 /obj/machinery/light_switch/interact(mob/user)
 	. = ..()
@@ -838,10 +838,10 @@
 		T.cp = src

 /obj/machinery/turretid/examine(mob/user)
-	..()
+	. = ..()
 	if(issilicon(user) && (!stat & BROKEN))
-		to_chat(user, "<span class='notice'>Ctrl-click [src] to [ enabled ? "disable" : "enable"] turrets.</span>")
-		to_chat(user, "<span class='notice'>Alt-click [src] to set turrets to [ lethal ? "stun" : "kill"].</span>")
+		. += "<span class='notice'>Ctrl-click [src] to [ enabled ? "disable" : "enable"] turrets.</span>"
+		. += "<span class='notice'>Alt-click [src] to set turrets to [ lethal ? "stun" : "kill"].</span>"

 /obj/machinery/turretid/attackby(obj/item/I, mob/user, params)
 	if(stat & BROKEN)
@@ -30,12 +30,12 @@
 	return ..()

 /obj/machinery/quantumpad/examine(mob/user)
-	..()
-	to_chat(user, "<span class='notice'>It is [ linked_pad ? "currently" : "not"] linked to another pad.</span>")
+	. = ..()
+	. += "<span class='notice'>It is [ linked_pad ? "currently" : "not"] linked to another pad.</span>"
 	if(!panel_open)
-		to_chat(user, "<span class='notice'>The panel is <i>screwed</i> in, obstructing the linking device.</span>")
+		. += "<span class='notice'>The panel is <i>screwed</i> in, obstructing the linking device.</span>"
 	else
-		to_chat(user, "<span class='notice'>The <i>linking</i> device is now able to be <i>scanned<i> with a multitool.</span>")
+		. += "<span class='notice'>The <i>linking</i> device is now able to be <i>scanned<i> with a multitool.</span>"

 /obj/machinery/quantumpad/RefreshParts()
 	var/E = 0
@@ -40,10 +40,10 @@
 	butchering.bonus_modifier = amount_produced/5

 /obj/machinery/recycler/examine(mob/user)
-	..()
-	to_chat(user, "The power light is [(stat & NOPOWER) ? "off" : "on"].")
-	to_chat(user, "The safety-mode light is [safety_mode ? "on" : "off"].")
-	to_chat(user, "The safety-sensors status light is [obj_flags & EMAGGED ? "off" : "on"].")
+	. = ..()
+	. += "The power light is [(stat & NOPOWER) ? "off" : "on"]."
+	. += "The safety-mode light is [safety_mode ? "on" : "off"]."
+	. += "The safety-sensors status light is [obj_flags & EMAGGED ? "off" : "on"]."

 /obj/machinery/recycler/power_change()
 	..()
@@ -46,12 +46,12 @@
 	return ..()

 /obj/machinery/space_heater/examine(mob/user)
-	..()
-	to_chat(user, "\The [src] is [on ? "on" : "off"], and the hatch is [panel_open ? "open" : "closed"].")
+	. = ..()
+	. += "\The [src] is [on ? "on" : "off"], and the hatch is [panel_open ? "open" : "closed"]."
 	if(cell)
-		to_chat(user, "The charge meter reads [cell ? round(cell.percent(), 1) : 0]%.")
+		. += "The charge meter reads [cell ? round(cell.percent(), 1) : 0]%."
 	else
-		to_chat(user, "There is no power cell installed.")
+		. += "There is no power cell installed."

 /obj/machinery/space_heater/update_icon()
 	if(on)
@@ -114,12 +114,11 @@
 /obj/machinery/status_display/examine(mob/user)
 	. = ..()
 	if (message1 || message2)
-		var/list/msg = list("The display says:")
+		. += "The display says:"
 		if (message1)
-			msg += "<br>\t<tt>[html_encode(message1)]</tt>"
+			. += "\t<tt>[html_encode(message1)]</tt>"
 		if (message2)
-			msg += "<br>\t<tt>[html_encode(message2)]</tt>"
-		to_chat(user, msg.Join())
+			. += "\t<tt>[html_encode(message2)]</tt>"

 // Helper procs for child display types.
 /obj/machinery/status_display/proc/display_shuttle_status(obj/docking_port/mobile/shuttle)
@@ -146,9 +145,9 @@
 				modestr = "<br>\t<tt>[modestr]: [shuttle.getTimerStr()]</tt>"
 			else
 				modestr = "<br>\t<tt>[modestr]</tt>"
-		to_chat(user, "The display says:<br>\t<tt>[shuttle.name]</tt>[modestr]")
+		return "The display says:<br>\t<tt>[shuttle.name]</tt>[modestr]"
 	else
-		to_chat(user, "The display says:<br>\t<tt>Shuttle missing!</tt>")
+		return "The display says:<br>\t<tt>Shuttle missing!</tt>"


 /// Evac display which shows shuttle timer or message set by Command.
@@ -195,9 +194,9 @@
 /obj/machinery/status_display/evac/examine(mob/user)
 	. = ..()
 	if(mode == SD_EMERGENCY)
-		examine_shuttle(user, SSshuttle.emergency)
+		. += examine_shuttle(user, SSshuttle.emergency)
 	else if(!message1 && !message2)
-		to_chat(user, "The display is blank.")
+		. += "The display is blank."

 /obj/machinery/status_display/evac/receive_signal(datum/signal/signal)
 	switch(signal.data["command"])
@@ -257,9 +256,9 @@
 	else
 		shuttleMsg = "[shuttle.getModeStr()]: [shuttle.getTimerStr()]"
 	if (shuttleMsg)
-		to_chat(user, "The display says:<br>\t<tt>[shuttleMsg]</tt>")
+		. += "The display says:<br>\t<tt>[shuttleMsg]</tt>"
 	else
-		to_chat(user, "The display is blank.")
+		. += "The display is blank."


 /// General-purpose shuttle status display.
@@ -278,9 +277,9 @@
 /obj/machinery/status_display/shuttle/examine(mob/user)
 	. = ..()
 	if(shuttle_id)
-		examine_shuttle(user, SSshuttle.getShuttle(shuttle_id))
+		. += examine_shuttle(user, SSshuttle.getShuttle(shuttle_id))
 	else
-		to_chat(user, "The display is blank.")
+		. += "The display is blank."

 /obj/machinery/status_display/shuttle/vv_edit_var(var_name, var_value)
 	. = ..()
@@ -99,8 +99,8 @@
 	return ..()

 /obj/machinery/syndicatebomb/examine(mob/user)
-	..()
-	to_chat(user, "A digital display on it reads \"[seconds_remaining()]\".")
+	. = ..()
+	. += "A digital display on it reads \"[seconds_remaining()]\"."

 /obj/machinery/syndicatebomb/update_icon()
 	icon_state = "[initial(icon_state)][active ? "-active" : "-inactive"][open_panel ? "-wires" : ""]"
@@ -86,7 +86,7 @@
 					else if(isobj(mobtype))
 						race = "Machinery"

-					else if(ispath(mobtype, ))
+					else if(ispath(mobtype, /mob/living/simple_animal))
 						race = "Domestic Animal"

 					else
@@ -426,7 +426,7 @@
 						))
 						// this will log the signal and transmit it to the target
 						linkedServer.receive_information(signal, null)
-						usr.log_message("(PDA: [name]) sent \"[custommessage]\" to [signal.format_target()]", LOG_PDA)
+						usr.log_message("(PDA: [name] | [usr.real_name]) sent \"[custommessage]\" to [signal.format_target()]", LOG_PDA)


 		//Request Console Logs - KEY REQUIRED
@@ -35,7 +35,7 @@
 		signal.data["slow"] += rand(1, 5) // slow the signal down only slightly

 	// Try sending it!
-	var/list/try_send = list(signal.server_type, /obj/machinery/telecomms/hub, /obj/machinery/telecomms/broadcaster, /obj/machinery/telecomms/bus)
+	var/list/try_send = list(signal.server_type, /obj/machinery/telecomms/hub, /obj/machinery/telecomms/broadcaster)

 	var/i = 0
 	for(var/send in try_send)
@@ -39,5 +39,5 @@
 	network = "tcommsat"
 	autolinkers = list("hub", "relay", "s_relay", "m_relay", "r_relay", "h_relay", "science", "medical",
 	"supply", "service", "common", "command", "engineering", "security",
-	"receiverA", "receiverB", "broadcasterA", "broadcasterB")
+	"receiverA", "receiverB", "broadcasterA", "broadcasterB", "autorelay")

@@ -49,6 +49,11 @@
 /obj/machinery/telecomms/relay/preset
 	network = "tcommsat"

+/obj/machinery/telecomms/relay/Initialize(mapload)
+	. = ..()
+	if(autolinkers.len) //We want lateloaded presets to autolink (lateloaded aways/ruins/shuttles)
+		return INITIALIZE_HINT_LATELOAD
+
 /obj/machinery/telecomms/relay/preset/station
 	id = "Station Relay"
 	autolinkers = list("s_relay")
@@ -74,3 +79,8 @@
 	icon = 'icons/obj/clockwork_objects.dmi'
 	hide = TRUE
 	autolinkers = list("h_relay")
+
+//Generic preset relay
+/obj/machinery/telecomms/relay/preset/auto
+	hide = TRUE
+	autolinkers = list("autorelay")
@@ -107,6 +107,7 @@ GLOBAL_LIST_EMPTY(telecomms_list)
 			for(var/x in autolinkers)
 				if(x in T.autolinkers)
 					links |= T
+					T.links |= src

 /obj/machinery/telecomms/update_icon()
 	if(on)
@@ -28,7 +28,7 @@
 /obj/machinery/transformer/examine(mob/user)
 	. = ..()
 	if(cooldown && (issilicon(user) || isobserver(user)))
-		to_chat(user, "It will be ready in [DisplayTimeText(cooldown_timer - world.time)].")
+		. += "It will be ready in [DisplayTimeText(cooldown_timer - world.time)]."

 /obj/machinery/transformer/Destroy()
 	QDEL_NULL(countdown)
@@ -12,8 +12,8 @@
 	var/max_wash_capacity = 5

 /obj/machinery/washing_machine/examine(mob/user)
-	..()
-	to_chat(user, "<span class='notice'>Alt-click it to start a wash cycle.</span>")
+	. = ..()
+	. += "<span class='notice'>Alt-click it to start a wash cycle.</span>"

 /obj/machinery/washing_machine/AltClick(mob/user)
 	if(!user.canUseTopic(src))
@@ -270,23 +270,23 @@
 ////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////

 /obj/mecha/examine(mob/user)
-	..()
+	. = ..()
 	var/integrity = obj_integrity*100/max_integrity
 	switch(integrity)
 		if(85 to 100)
-			to_chat(user, "It's fully intact.")
+			. += "It's fully intact."
 		if(65 to 85)
-			to_chat(user, "It's slightly damaged.")
+			. += "It's slightly damaged."
 		if(45 to 65)
-			to_chat(user, "It's badly damaged.")
+			. += "It's badly damaged."
 		if(25 to 45)
-			to_chat(user, "It's heavily damaged.")
+			. += "It's heavily damaged."
 		else
-			to_chat(user, "It's falling apart.")
+			. += "It's falling apart."
 	if(equipment && equipment.len)
-		to_chat(user, "It's equipped with:")
+		. += "It's equipped with:"
 		for(var/obj/item/mecha_parts/mecha_equipment/ME in equipment)
-			to_chat(user, "[icon2html(ME, user)] \A [ME].")
+			. += "[icon2html(ME, user)] \A [ME]."

 //processing internal damage, temperature, air regulation, alert updates, lights power use.
 /obj/mecha/process()
@@ -30,9 +30,9 @@
 	AI.remote_control = null

 /obj/structure/mecha_wreckage/examine(mob/user)
-	..()
+	. = ..()
 	if(AI)
-		to_chat(user, "<span class='notice'>The AI recovery beacon is active.</span>")
+		. += "<span class='notice'>The AI recovery beacon is active.</span>"

 /obj/structure/mecha_wreckage/attackby(obj/item/I, mob/user, params)
 	if(istype(I, /obj/item/weldingtool))
@@ -20,7 +20,7 @@

 /obj/effect/countdown/examine(mob/user)
 	. = ..()
-	to_chat(user, "This countdown is displaying: [displayed_text].")
+	. += "This countdown is displaying: [displayed_text]."

 /obj/effect/countdown/proc/attach(atom/A)
 	attached_to = A
@@ -130,12 +130,10 @@
 /obj/effect/decal/cleanable/blood/footprints/examine(mob/user)
 	. = ..()
 	if(shoe_types.len)
-		. += "You recognise the footprints as belonging to:\n"
+		. += "You recognise the footprints as belonging to:"
 		for(var/shoe in shoe_types)
 			var/obj/item/clothing/shoes/S = shoe
-			. += "some <B>[initial(S.name)]</B> [icon2html(initial(S.icon), user)]\n"
-
-	to_chat(user, .)
+			. += "some <B>[initial(S.name)]</B> [icon2html(initial(S.icon), user)]"

 /obj/effect/decal/cleanable/blood/footprints/replace_decal(obj/effect/decal/cleanable/C)
 	if(blood_state != C.blood_state) //We only replace footprints of the same type as us
@@ -234,5 +234,5 @@
 /obj/effect/turf_decal/trimline/neutral/filled/corner
 	icon_state = "trimline_corner_fill"

-/obj/effect/turf_decal/trimline/brown/filled/end
+/obj/effect/turf_decal/trimline/neutral/filled/end
 	icon_state = "trimline_end_fill"
@@ -36,7 +36,7 @@

 /obj/structure/glowshroom/examine(mob/user)
 	. = ..()
-	to_chat(user, "This is a [generation]\th generation [name]!")
+	. += "This is a [generation]\th generation [name]!"

 /obj/structure/glowshroom/Destroy()
 	if(myseed)
@@ -315,6 +315,11 @@
 	randomdir = 0
 	duration = 6

+/obj/effect/temp_visual/desynchronizer
+	name = "desynchronizer field"
+	icon_state = "chronofield"
+	duration = 3
+
 /obj/effect/temp_visual/impact_effect
 	icon_state = "impact_bullet"
 	duration = 5
@@ -183,14 +183,24 @@ GLOBAL_VAR_INIT(rpg_loot_items, FALSE)
 	src.loc = T

 /obj/item/examine(mob/user) //This might be spammy. Remove?
-	..()
-	var/pronoun
-	if(src.gender == PLURAL)
-		pronoun = "They are"
+	. = ..()
+
+	. += "[gender == PLURAL ? "They are" : "It is"] a [weightclass2text(w_class)] item."
+
+	if(resistance_flags & INDESTRUCTIBLE)
+		. += "[src] seems extremely robust! It'll probably withstand anything that could happen to it!"
 	else
-		pronoun = "It is"
-	var/size = weightclass2text(src.w_class)
-	to_chat(user, "[pronoun] a [size] item." )
+		if(resistance_flags & LAVA_PROOF)
+			. += "[src] is made of an extremely heat-resistant material, it'd probably be able to withstand lava!"
+		if(resistance_flags & (ACID_PROOF | UNACIDABLE))
+			. += "[src] looks pretty robust! It'd probably be able to withstand acid!"
+		if(resistance_flags & FREEZE_PROOF)
+			. += "[src] is made of cold-resistant materials."
+		if(resistance_flags & FIRE_PROOF)
+			. += "[src] is made of fire-retardant materials."
+
+
+

 	if(!user.research_scanner)
 		return
@@ -227,7 +237,7 @@ GLOBAL_VAR_INIT(rpg_loot_items, FALSE)
 	else
 		research_msg += "None"
 	research_msg += "."
-	to_chat(user, research_msg.Join())
+	. += research_msg.Join()

 /obj/item/interact(mob/user)
 	add_fingerprint(user)
@@ -383,13 +393,14 @@ GLOBAL_VAR_INIT(rpg_loot_items, FALSE)
 		return
 	if(over == src)
 		return usr.client.Click(src, src_location, src_control, params)
-	var/list/directaccess = usr.DirectAccess()
+	var/list/directaccess = usr.DirectAccess()	//This, specifically, is what requires the copypaste. If this were after the adjacency check, then it'd be impossible to use items in your inventory, among other things.
+												//If this were before the above checks, then trying to click on items would act a little funky and signal overrides wouldn't work.
 	if((usr.CanReach(src) || (src in directaccess)) && (usr.CanReach(over) || (over in directaccess)))
 		if(!usr.get_active_held_item())
 			usr.UnarmedAttack(src, TRUE)
 			if(usr.get_active_held_item() == src)
 				melee_attack_chain(usr, over)
-			return
+			return TRUE //returning TRUE as a "is this overridden?" flag
 	if(!Adjacent(usr) || !over.Adjacent(usr))
 		return // should stop you from dragging through windows

@@ -25,7 +25,7 @@ AI MODULES
 	materials = list(MAT_GOLD=50)

 /obj/item/aiModule/examine(var/mob/user as mob)
-	..()
+	. = ..()
 	if(Adjacent(user))
 		show_laws(user)

@@ -46,8 +46,8 @@ RLD
 	spark_system.attach(src)

 /obj/item/construction/examine(mob/user)
-	..()
-	to_chat(user, "\A [src]. It currently holds [matter]/[max_matter] matter-units." )
+	. = ..()
+	. += "\A [src]. It currently holds [matter]/[max_matter] matter-units."

 /obj/item/construction/Destroy()
 	QDEL_NULL(spark_system)
@@ -79,9 +79,9 @@
 		..()

 /obj/item/twohanded/rcl/examine(mob/user)
-	..()
+	. = ..()
 	if(loaded)
-		to_chat(user, "<span class='info'>It contains [loaded.amount]/[max_amount] cables.</span>")
+		. += "<span class='info'>It contains [loaded.amount]/[max_amount] cables.</span>"

 /obj/item/twohanded/rcl/Destroy()
 	QDEL_NULL(loaded)
@@ -20,8 +20,8 @@ RSF
 	w_class = WEIGHT_CLASS_NORMAL

 /obj/item/rsf/examine(mob/user)
-	..()
-	to_chat(user, "<span class='notice'>It currently holds [matter]/30 fabrication-units.</span>")
+	. = ..()
+	. += "<span class='notice'>It currently holds [matter]/30 fabrication-units.</span>"

 /obj/item/rsf/cyborg
 	matter = 30
@@ -127,8 +127,8 @@ RSF
 	w_class = WEIGHT_CLASS_NORMAL

 /obj/item/cookiesynth/examine(mob/user)
-	..()
-	to_chat(user, "<span class='notice'>It currently holds [matter]/10 cookie-units.</span>")
+	. = ..()
+	. += "<span class='notice'>It currently holds [matter]/10 cookie-units.</span>"

 /obj/item/cookiesynth/attackby()
 	return
@@ -91,9 +91,9 @@


 /obj/item/airlock_painter/examine(mob/user)
-	..()
+	. = ..()
 	if(!ink)
-		to_chat(user, "<span class='notice'>It doesn't have a toner cartridge installed.</span>")
+		. += "<span class='notice'>It doesn't have a toner cartridge installed.</span>"
 		return
 	var/ink_level = "high"
 	if(ink.charges < 1)
@@ -102,7 +102,7 @@
 		ink_level = "low"
 	else if((ink.charges/ink.max_charges) > 1) //Over 100% (admin var edit)
 		ink_level = "dangerously high"
-	to_chat(user, "<span class='notice'>Its ink levels look [ink_level].</span>")
+	. += "<span class='notice'>Its ink levels look [ink_level].</span>"


 /obj/item/airlock_painter/attackby(obj/item/W, mob/user, params)
@@ -46,10 +46,10 @@


 /obj/item/bodybag/bluespace/examine(mob/user)
-	..()
+	. = ..()
 	if(contents.len)
 		var/s = contents.len == 1 ? "" : "s"
-		to_chat(user, "<span class='notice'>You can make out the shape[s] of [contents.len] object[s] through the fabric.</span>")
+		. += "<span class='notice'>You can make out the shape[s] of [contents.len] object[s] through the fabric.</span>"

 /obj/item/bodybag/bluespace/Destroy()
 	for(var/atom/movable/A in contents)
@@ -113,7 +113,7 @@

 /obj/item/card/emag/examine(mob/user)
 	. = ..()
-	to_chat(user, "<span class='notice'>It has <b>[uses ? uses : "no"]</b> charges left.</span>")
+	. += "<span class='notice'>It has <b>[uses ? uses : "no"]</b> charges left.</span>"

 /obj/item/card/emag/attackby(obj/item/W, mob/user, params)
 	if(istype(W, /obj/item/emagrecharge))
@@ -139,9 +139,9 @@
 /obj/item/emagrecharge/examine(mob/user)
 	. = ..()
 	if(uses)
-		to_chat(user, "<span class='notice'>It can add up to [uses] charges to compatible devices</span>")
+		. += "<span class='notice'>It can add up to [uses] charges to compatible devices</span>"
 	else
-		to_chat(user, "<span class='warning'>It has a small, red, blinking light coming from inside of it. It's spent.</span>")
+		. += "<span class='warning'>It has a small, red, blinking light coming from inside of it. It's spent.</span>"

 /obj/item/card/emagfake
 	desc = "It's a card with a magnetic strip attached to some circuitry. Closer inspection shows that this card is a poorly made replica, with a \"DonkCo\" logo stamped on the back."
@@ -193,9 +193,9 @@
 		return

 /obj/item/card/id/examine(mob/user)
-	..()
+	. = ..()
 	if(mining_points)
-		to_chat(user, "There's [mining_points] mining equipment redemption point\s loaded onto this card.")
+		. += "There's [mining_points] mining equipment redemption point\s loaded onto this card."

 /obj/item/card/id/GetAccess()
 	return access
@@ -405,13 +405,13 @@ update_label("John Doe", "Clowny")
 /obj/item/card/id/prisoner/examine(mob/user)
 	. = ..()
 	if(sentence && world.time < sentence)
-		to_chat(user, "<span class='notice'>You're currently serving a sentence for [crime]. <b>[DisplayTimeText(sentence - world.time)]</b> left.</span>")
+		. += "<span class='notice'>You're currently serving a sentence for [crime]. <b>[DisplayTimeText(sentence - world.time)]</b> left.</span>"
 	else if(goal)
-		to_chat(user, "<span class='notice'>You have accumulated [points] out of the [goal] points you need for freedom.</span>")
+		. += "<span class='notice'>You have accumulated [points] out of the [goal] points you need for freedom.</span>"
 	else if(!sentence)
-		to_chat(user, "<span class='warning'>You are currently serving a permanent sentence for [crime].</span>")
+		. += "<span class='warning'>You are currently serving a permanent sentence for [crime].</span>"
 	else
-		to_chat(user, "<span class='notice'>Your sentence is up! You're free!</span>")
+		. += "<span class='notice'>Your sentence is up! You're free!</span>"

 /obj/item/card/id/prisoner/one
 	name = "Prisoner #13-001"
@@ -533,8 +533,8 @@ update_label("John Doe", "Clowny")
 	update_icon()

 /obj/item/card/id/knight/examine(mob/user)
-	..()
-	to_chat(user, "<span class='notice'>Alt-click to recolor it.</span>")
+	. = ..()
+	. += "<span class='notice'>Alt-click to recolor it.</span>"

 /obj/item/card/id/knight/blue
 	id_color = "#0000FF"
@@ -56,7 +56,7 @@ micro-manipulator, console screen, beaker, Microlaser, matter bin, power cells.
 	M.RefreshParts()

 /obj/item/circuitboard/machine/examine(mob/user)
-	..()
+	. = ..()
 	if(LAZYLEN(req_components))
 		var/list/nice_list = list()
 		for(var/B in req_components)
@@ -64,4 +64,4 @@ micro-manipulator, console screen, beaker, Microlaser, matter bin, power cells.
 			if(!ispath(A))
 				continue
 			nice_list += list("[req_components[A]] [initial(A.name)]")
-		to_chat(user,"<span class='notice'>Required components: [english_list(nice_list)].</span>")
+		. += "<span class='notice'>Required components: [english_list(nice_list)].</span>"
@@ -69,8 +69,8 @@
 		return ..()

 /obj/item/circuitboard/computer/card/minor/examine(user)
-	..()
-	to_chat(user, "Currently set to \"[dept_list[target_dept]]\".")
+	. = ..()
+	. += "Currently set to \"[dept_list[target_dept]]\"."

 //obj/item/circuitboard/computer/shield
 //	name = "Shield Control (Computer Board)"
@@ -429,8 +429,8 @@
 		return ..()

 /obj/item/circuitboard/machine/smartfridge/examine(mob/user)
-	..()
-	to_chat(user, "<span class='info'>[src] is set to [fridges_name_paths[build_path]]. You can use a screwdriver to reconfigure it.</span>")
+	. = ..()
+	. += "<span class='info'>[src] is set to [fridges_name_paths[build_path]]. You can use a screwdriver to reconfigure it.</span>"

 /obj/item/circuitboard/machine/biogenerator
 	name = "Biogenerator (Machine Board)"
@@ -775,7 +775,7 @@

 /obj/item/circuitboard/machine/public_nanite_chamber/examine(mob/user)
 	. = ..()
-	to_chat(user, "Cloud ID is currently set to [cloud_id].")
+	. += "Cloud ID is currently set to [cloud_id]."

 /obj/item/circuitboard/machine/nanite_program_hub
 	name = "Nanite Program Hub (Machine Board)"
@@ -936,9 +936,9 @@
 	needs_anchored = FALSE

 /obj/item/circuitboard/machine/dish_drive/examine(mob/user)
-	..()
-	to_chat(user, "<span class='notice'>Its suction function is [suction ? "enabled" : "disabled"]. Use it in-hand to switch.</span>")
-	to_chat(user, "<span class='notice'>Its disposal auto-transmit function is [transmit ? "enabled" : "disabled"]. Alt-click it to switch.</span>")
+	. = ..()
+	. += "<span class='notice'>Its suction function is [suction ? "enabled" : "disabled"]. Use it in-hand to switch.</span>"
+	. += "<span class='notice'>Its disposal auto-transmit function is [transmit ? "enabled" : "disabled"]. Alt-click it to switch.</span>"

 /obj/item/circuitboard/machine/dish_drive/attack_self(mob/living/user)
 	suction = !suction
@@ -991,4 +991,4 @@
 		/obj/item/stack/sheet/glass = 2,
 		/obj/item/stock_parts/capacitor = 1,
 		/obj/item/stack/cable_coil = 5,
-		/obj/item/reagent_containers/glass/beaker = 6) //So it can hold lots of chems
+		/obj/item/reagent_containers/glass/beaker = 6) //So it can hold lots of chems
@@ -112,11 +112,11 @@
 	throw_range = 7
 	attack_verb = list("HONKED")
 	var/moodlet = "honk" //used to define which kind of moodlet is added to the honked target
-	var/honksound = 'sound/items/bikehorn.ogg'
+	var/list/honksounds = list('sound/items/bikehorn.ogg' = 1)

-/obj/item/bikehorn/Initialize()
+/obj/item/bikehorn/ComponentInitialize()
 	. = ..()
-	AddComponent(/datum/component/squeak, list(honksound=1), 50)
+	AddComponent(/datum/component/squeak, honksounds, 50)

 /obj/item/bikehorn/attack(mob/living/carbon/M, mob/living/carbon/user)
 	SEND_SIGNAL(M, COMSIG_ADD_MOOD_EVENT, moodlet, /datum/mood_event/honk)
@@ -124,7 +124,7 @@

 /obj/item/bikehorn/suicide_act(mob/user)
 	user.visible_message("<span class='suicide'>[user] solemnly points the horn at [user.p_their()] temple! It looks like [user.p_theyre()] trying to commit suicide!</span>")
-	playsound(src, 'sound/items/bikehorn.ogg', 50, 1)
+	playsound(src, pickweight(honksounds), 50, 1)
 	return (BRUTELOSS)

 //air horn
@@ -132,7 +132,7 @@
 	name = "air horn"
 	desc = "Damn son, where'd you find this?"
 	icon_state = "air_horn"
-	honksound = 'sound/items/airhorn2.ogg'
+	honksounds = list('sound/items/airhorn2.ogg' = 1)

 //golden bikehorn
 /obj/item/bikehorn/golden
@@ -665,10 +665,10 @@
 /obj/item/toy/crayon/spraycan/examine(mob/user)
 	. = ..()
 	if(charges_left)
-		to_chat(user, "It has [charges_left] use\s left.")
+		. += "It has [charges_left] use\s left."
 	else
-		to_chat(user, "It is empty.")
-	to_chat(user, "<span class='notice'>Alt-click [src] to [ is_capped ? "take the cap off" : "put the cap on"].</span>")
+		. += "It is empty."
+	. += "<span class='notice'>Alt-click [src] to [ is_capped ? "take the cap off" : "put the cap on"].</span>"

 /obj/item/toy/crayon/spraycan/afterattack(atom/target, mob/user, proximity, params)
 	if(!proximity)
@@ -829,7 +829,7 @@
 /obj/item/toy/crayon/spraycan/gang/examine(mob/user)
 	. = ..()
 	if(user.mind && user.mind.has_antag_datum(/datum/antagonist/gang) || isobserver(user))
-		to_chat(user, "This spraycan has been specially modified with a stage 2 nozzle kit, making it faster.")
+		. += "This spraycan has been specially modified with a stage 2 nozzle kit, making it faster."

 /obj/item/toy/crayon/spraycan/infinite
 	name = "infinite spraycan"
@@ -104,7 +104,7 @@

 /obj/item/defibrillator/MouseDrop(obj/over_object)
 	. = ..()
-	if(ismob(loc))
+	if(!. && ismob(loc) && loc == usr)
 		var/mob/M = loc
 		if(!M.incapacitated() && istype(over_object, /obj/screen/inventory/hand))
 			var/obj/screen/inventory/hand/H = over_object
@@ -762,5 +762,3 @@
 	desc = "An upgrade to the defibrillator capacitors, which let it charge faster"
 	icon_state = "fast_disk"
 	materials = list(MAT_METAL=16000, MAT_GLASS = 8000, MAT_GOLD = 26000, MAT_SILVER = 26000)
-
-#undef HALFWAYCRITDEATH
@@ -103,12 +103,11 @@ GLOBAL_LIST_EMPTY(PDAs)

 /obj/item/pda/examine(mob/user)
 	. = ..()
-	var/dat = id ? "<span class='notice'>Alt-click to remove the id.</span>" : ""
+	. += id ? "<span class='notice'>Alt-click to remove the id.</span>" : ""
 	if(inserted_item && (!isturf(loc)))
-		dat += "\n<span class='notice'>Ctrl-click to remove [inserted_item].</span>"
+		. += "<span class='notice'>Ctrl-click to remove [inserted_item].</span>"
 	if(LAZYLEN(GLOB.pda_reskins))
-		dat += "\n<span class='notice'>Ctrl-shift-click it to reskin it.</span>"
-	to_chat(user, dat)
+		. += "<span class='notice'>Ctrl-shift-click it to reskin it.</span>"

 /obj/item/pda/Initialize()
 	. = ..()
@@ -12,9 +12,9 @@
 	var/mode = 0

 /obj/item/compressionkit/examine(mob/user)
-	..()
-	to_chat(user, "<span class='notice'>It has [charges] charges left. Recharge with bluespace crystals.</span>")
-	to_chat(user, "<span class='notice'>Use in-hand to swap toggle compress/expand mode (expand mode not yet implemented).</span>")
+	. = ..()
+	. += "<span class='notice'>It has [charges] charges left. Recharge with bluespace crystals.</span>"
+	. += "<span class='notice'>Use in-hand to swap toggle compress/expand mode (expand mode not yet implemented).</span>"

 /obj/item/compressionkit/attack_self(mob/user)
 	if(mode == 0)
@@ -0,0 +1,87 @@
+/obj/item/desynchronizer
+	name = "desynchronizer"
+	desc = "An experimental device that can temporarily desynchronize the user from spacetime, effectively making them disappear while it's active."
+	icon = 'icons/obj/device.dmi'
+	icon_state = "desynchronizer"
+	item_state = "electronic"
+	w_class = WEIGHT_CLASS_SMALL
+	item_flags = NOBLUDGEON
+	lefthand_file = 'icons/mob/inhands/misc/devices_lefthand.dmi'
+	righthand_file = 'icons/mob/inhands/misc/devices_righthand.dmi'
+	materials = list(MAT_METAL = 250, MAT_GLASS = 500)
+	var/max_duration = 3000
+	var/duration = 300
+	var/last_use = 0
+	var/next_use = 0
+	var/obj/effect/abstract/sync_holder/sync_holder
+
+/obj/item/desynchronizer/attack_self(mob/living/user)
+	if(world.time < next_use)
+		to_chat(user, "<span class='warning'>[src] is still recharging.</span>")
+		return
+	if(!sync_holder)
+		desync(user)
+	else
+		resync()
+
+/obj/item/desynchronizer/examine(mob/user)
+	. = ..()
+	if(world.time < next_use)
+		. += "<span class='warning'>Time left to recharge: [DisplayTimeText(next_use - world.time)]</span>"
+	. += "<span class='notice'>Alt-click to customize the duration. Current duration: [DisplayTimeText(duration)].</span>"
+	. += "<span class='notice'>Can be used again to interrupt the effect early. The recharge time is the same as the time spent in desync.</span>"
+
+/obj/item/desynchronizer/AltClick(mob/living/user)
+	if(!istype(user) || !user.canUseTopic(src, BE_CLOSE, ismonkey(user)))
+		return
+	var/new_duration = input(user, "Set the duration (5-300):", "Desynchronizer", duration / 10) as null|num
+	if(new_duration)
+		new_duration = new_duration SECONDS
+		new_duration = CLAMP(new_duration, 50, max_duration)
+		duration = new_duration
+		to_chat(user, "<span class='notice'>You set the duration to [DisplayTimeText(duration)].</span>")
+
+/obj/item/desynchronizer/proc/desync(mob/living/user)
+	if(sync_holder)
+		return
+	sync_holder = new(drop_location())
+	new /obj/effect/temp_visual/desynchronizer(drop_location())
+	to_chat(user, "<span class='notice'>You activate [src], desynchronizing yourself from the present. You can still see your surroundings, but you feel eerily dissociated from reality.</span>")
+	user.forceMove(sync_holder)
+	SEND_SIGNAL(user, COMSIG_MOVABLE_SECLUDED_LOCATION)
+	for(var/thing in user)
+		var/atom/movable/AM = thing
+		SEND_SIGNAL(AM, COMSIG_MOVABLE_SECLUDED_LOCATION)
+	last_use = world.time
+	icon_state = "desynchronizer-on"
+	addtimer(CALLBACK(src, .proc/resync), duration)
+
+/obj/item/desynchronizer/proc/resync()
+	new /obj/effect/temp_visual/desynchronizer(sync_holder.drop_location())
+	QDEL_NULL(sync_holder)
+	icon_state = initial(icon_state)
+	next_use = world.time + (world.time - last_use) // Could be 2*world.time-last_use but that would just be confusing
+
+/obj/item/desynchronizer/Destroy()
+	resync()
+	return ..()
+
+/obj/effect/abstract/sync_holder
+	name = "desyncronized pocket"
+	desc = "A pocket in spacetime, keeping the user a fraction of a second in the future."
+	icon = null
+	icon_state = null
+	alpha = 0
+	invisibility = INVISIBILITY_ABSTRACT
+	mouse_opacity = MOUSE_OPACITY_TRANSPARENT
+	anchored = TRUE
+	resistance_flags = INDESTRUCTIBLE
+
+/obj/effect/abstract/sync_holder/Destroy()
+	for(var/I in contents)
+		var/atom/movable/AM = I
+		AM.forceMove(drop_location())
+	return ..()
+
+/obj/effect/abstract/sync_holder/AllowDrop()
+	return TRUE //no dropping spaghetti out of your spacetime pocket
@@ -35,8 +35,8 @@
 	return ..()

 /obj/item/doorCharge/examine(mob/user)
-	..()
+	. = ..()
 	if(user.mind && user.mind.has_antag_datum(/datum/antagonist/traitor)) //No nuke ops because the device is excluded from nuclear
-		to_chat(user, "A small explosive device that can be used to sabotage airlocks to cause an explosion upon opening. To apply, remove the airlock's maintenance panel and place it within.")
+		. += "A small explosive device that can be used to sabotage airlocks to cause an explosion upon opening. To apply, remove the airlock's maintenance panel and place it within."
 	else
-		to_chat(user, "A small, suspicious object that feels lukewarm when held.")
+		. += "A small, suspicious object that feels lukewarm when held."
@@ -16,11 +16,11 @@
 	maptext = "[circuits]"

 /obj/item/electroadaptive_pseudocircuit/examine(mob/user)
-	..()
+	. = ..()
 	if(iscyborg(user))
-		to_chat(user, "<span class='notice'>It has material for <b>[circuits]</b> circuit[circuits == 1 ? "" : "s"]. Use the pseudocircuit on existing circuits to gain material.</span>")
-		to_chat(user, "<span class='notice'>Serves as a substitute for <b>fire/air alarm</b>, <b>firelock</b>, and <b>APC</b> electronics.</span>")
-		to_chat(user, "<span class='notice'>It can also be used on an APC with no power cell to <b>fabricate a low-capacity cell</b> at a high power cost.</span>")
+		. += "<span class='notice'>It has material for <b>[circuits]</b> circuit[circuits == 1 ? "" : "s"]. Use the pseudocircuit on existing circuits to gain material.</span>"
+		. += "<span class='notice'>Serves as a substitute for <b>fire/air alarm</b>, <b>firelock</b>, and <b>APC</b> electronics.</span>"
+		. += "<span class='notice'>It can also be used on an APC with no power cell to <b>fabricate a low-capacity cell</b> at a high power cost.</span>"

 /obj/item/electroadaptive_pseudocircuit/proc/adapt_circuit(mob/living/silicon/robot/R, circuit_cost = 0)
 	if(QDELETED(R) || !istype(R))
@@ -431,6 +431,7 @@
 	icon_state = "glowstick"
 	item_state = "glowstick"
 	grind_results = list("phenol" = 15, "hydrogen" = 10, "oxygen" = 5) //Meth-in-a-stick
+	rad_flags = RAD_NO_CONTAMINATE
 	var/fuel = 0

 /obj/item/flashlight/glowstick/Initialize()
@@ -52,9 +52,9 @@
 			qdel(F)

 /obj/item/forcefield_projector/examine(mob/user)
-	..()
+	. = ..()
 	var/percent_charge = round((shield_integrity/max_shield_integrity)*100)
-	to_chat(user, "<span class='notice'>It is currently sustaining [LAZYLEN(current_fields)]/[max_fields] fields, and it's [percent_charge]% charged.</span>")
+	. += "<span class='notice'>It is currently sustaining [LAZYLEN(current_fields)]/[max_fields] fields, and it's [percent_charge]% charged.</span>"

 /obj/item/forcefield_projector/Initialize(mapload)
 	. = ..()
@@ -63,28 +63,28 @@
 	current_tick_amount = 0

 /obj/item/geiger_counter/examine(mob/user)
-	..()
+	. = ..()
 	if(!scanning)
-		return 1
-	to_chat(user, "<span class='info'>Alt-click it to clear stored radiation levels.</span>")
+		return
+	. += "<span class='info'>Alt-click it to clear stored radiation levels.</span>"
 	if(obj_flags & EMAGGED)
-		to_chat(user, "<span class='warning'>The display seems to be incomprehensible.</span>")
-		return 1
+		. += "<span class='warning'>The display seems to be incomprehensible.</span>"
+		return
 	switch(radiation_count)
 		if(-INFINITY to RAD_LEVEL_NORMAL)
-			to_chat(user, "<span class='notice'>Ambient radiation level count reports that all is well.</span>")
+			. += "<span class='notice'>Ambient radiation level count reports that all is well.</span>"
 		if(RAD_LEVEL_NORMAL + 1 to RAD_LEVEL_MODERATE)
-			to_chat(user, "<span class='disarm'>Ambient radiation levels slightly above average.</span>")
+			. += "<span class='disarm'>Ambient radiation levels slightly above average.</span>"
 		if(RAD_LEVEL_MODERATE + 1 to RAD_LEVEL_HIGH)
-			to_chat(user, "<span class='warning'>Ambient radiation levels above average.</span>")
+			. += "<span class='warning'>Ambient radiation levels above average.</span>"
 		if(RAD_LEVEL_HIGH + 1 to RAD_LEVEL_VERY_HIGH)
-			to_chat(user, "<span class='danger'>Ambient radiation levels highly above average.</span>")
+			. += "<span class='danger'>Ambient radiation levels highly above average.</span>"
 		if(RAD_LEVEL_VERY_HIGH + 1 to RAD_LEVEL_CRITICAL)
-			to_chat(user, "<span class='suicide'>Ambient radiation levels nearing critical level.</span>")
+			. += "<span class='suicide'>Ambient radiation levels nearing critical level.</span>"
 		if(RAD_LEVEL_CRITICAL + 1 to INFINITY)
-			to_chat(user, "<span class='boldannounce'>Ambient radiation levels above critical level!</span>")
+			. += "<span class='boldannounce'>Ambient radiation levels above critical level!</span>"

-	to_chat(user, "<span class='notice'>The last radiation amount detected was [last_tick_amount]</span>")
+	. += "<span class='notice'>The last radiation amount detected was [last_tick_amount]</span>"

 /obj/item/geiger_counter/update_icon()
 	if(!scanning)
@@ -14,10 +14,10 @@ GLOBAL_LIST_EMPTY(GPS_list)
 	var/global_mode = TRUE //If disabled, only GPS signals of the same Z level are shown

 /obj/item/gps/examine(mob/user)
-	..()
+	. = ..()
 	var/turf/curr = get_turf(src)
-	to_chat(user, "The screen says: [get_area_name(curr, TRUE)] ([curr.x], [curr.y], [curr.z])")
-	to_chat(user, "<span class='notice'>Alt-click to switch it [tracking ? "off":"on"].</span>")
+	. += "The screen says: [get_area_name(curr, TRUE)] ([curr.x], [curr.y], [curr.z])"
+	. += "<span class='notice'>Alt-click to switch it [tracking ? "off":"on"].</span>"

 /obj/item/gps/Initialize()
 	. = ..()
@@ -73,8 +73,8 @@
 	..()

 /obj/item/lightreplacer/examine(mob/user)
-	..()
-	to_chat(user, status_string())
+	. = ..()
+	. += status_string()

 /obj/item/lightreplacer/attackby(obj/item/W, mob/user, params)

@@ -51,11 +51,11 @@
 	AddComponent(/datum/component/anti_magic, TRUE, TRUE, FALSE, null, null, FALSE)

 /obj/item/multitool/examine(mob/user)
-	..()
+	. = ..()
 	if(selected_io)
-		to_chat(user, "<span class='notice'>Activate [src] to detach the data wire.</span>")
+		. += "<span class='notice'>Activate [src] to detach the data wire.</span>"
 	if(buffer)
-		to_chat(user, "<span class='notice'>Its buffer contains [buffer].</span>")
+		. += "<span class='notice'>Its buffer contains [buffer].</span>"

 /obj/item/multitool/suicide_act(mob/living/carbon/user)
 	user.visible_message("<span class='suicide'>[user] puts the [src] to [user.p_their()] chest. It looks like [user.p_theyre()] trying to pulse [user.p_their()] heart off!</span>")
@@ -26,5 +26,5 @@
 	paint_color = input("Which colour do you want to use?","Pipe painter") in GLOB.pipe_paint_colors

 /obj/item/pipe_painter/examine(mob/user)
-	..()
-	to_chat(user, "<span class='notice'>It is set to [paint_color].</span>")
+	. = ..()
+	. += "<span class='notice'>It is set to [paint_color].</span>"
@@ -10,12 +10,12 @@
 	var/obj/machinery/quantumpad/qpad

 /obj/item/quantum_keycard/examine(mob/user)
-	..()
+	. = ..()
 	if(qpad)
-		to_chat(user, "It's currently linked to a quantum pad.")
-		to_chat(user, "<span class='notice'>Alt-click to unlink the keycard.</span>")
+		. += "It's currently linked to a quantum pad."
+		. += "<span class='notice'>Alt-click to unlink the keycard.</span>"
 	else
-		to_chat(user, "<span class='notice'>Insert [src] into an active quantum pad to link it.</span>")
+		. += "<span class='notice'>Insert [src] into an active quantum pad to link it.</span>"

 /obj/item/quantum_keycard/AltClick(mob/living/user)
 	if(!istype(user) || !user.canUseTopic(src, BE_CLOSE, ismonkey(user)))
@@ -21,7 +21,7 @@
 		for(var/i in channels)
 			examine_text_list += "[GLOB.channel_tokens[i]] - [lowertext(i)]"

-		to_chat(user, "<span class='notice'>It can access the following channels; [jointext(examine_text_list, ", ")].</span>")
+		. += "<span class='notice'>It can access the following channels; [jointext(examine_text_list, ", ")].</span>"

 /obj/item/encryptionkey/syndicate
 	name = "syndicate encryption key"
@@ -32,7 +32,7 @@ GLOBAL_LIST_INIT(channel_tokens, list(
 	return TOXLOSS

 /obj/item/radio/headset/examine(mob/user)
-	..()
+	. = ..()

 	if(item_flags & IN_INVENTORY && loc == user)
 		// construction of frequency description
@@ -45,12 +45,12 @@ GLOBAL_LIST_INIT(channel_tokens, list(
 					avail_chans += "use [MODE_TOKEN_DEPARTMENT] or [GLOB.channel_tokens[channels[i]]] for [lowertext(channels[i])]"
 				else
 					avail_chans += "use [GLOB.channel_tokens[channels[i]]] for [lowertext(channels[i])]"
-		to_chat(user, "<span class='notice'>A small screen on the headset displays the following available frequencies:\n[english_list(avail_chans)].")
+		. += "<span class='notice'>A small screen on the headset displays the following available frequencies:\n[english_list(avail_chans)]."

 		if(command)
-			to_chat(user, "<span class='info'>Alt-click to toggle the high-volume mode.</span>")
+			. += "<span class='info'>Alt-click to toggle the high-volume mode.</span>"
 	else
-		to_chat(user, "<span class='notice'>A small screen on the headset flashes, it's too small to read without holding or wearing the headset.</span>")
+		. += "<span class='notice'>A small screen on the headset flashes, it's too small to read without holding or wearing the headset.</span>"

 /obj/item/radio/headset/Initialize()
 	. = ..()
@@ -49,11 +49,11 @@
 	return ..()

 /obj/item/radio/intercom/examine(mob/user)
-	..()
+	. = ..()
 	if(!unfastened)
-		to_chat(user, "<span class='notice'>It's <b>screwed</b> and secured to the wall.</span>")
+		. += "<span class='notice'>It's <b>screwed</b> and secured to the wall.</span>"
 	else
-		to_chat(user, "<span class='notice'>It's <i>unscrewed</i> from the wall, and can be <b>detached</b>.</span>")
+		. += "<span class='notice'>It's <i>unscrewed</i> from the wall, and can be <b>detached</b>.</span>"

 /obj/item/radio/intercom/attackby(obj/item/I, mob/living/user, params)
 	if(istype(I, /obj/item/screwdriver))
@@ -319,11 +319,11 @@


 /obj/item/radio/examine(mob/user)
-	..()
+	. = ..()
 	if (unscrewed)
-		to_chat(user, "<span class='notice'>It can be attached and modified.</span>")
+		. += "<span class='notice'>It can be attached and modified.</span>"
 	else
-		to_chat(user, "<span class='notice'>It cannot be modified or attached.</span>")
+		. += "<span class='notice'>It cannot be modified or attached.</span>"

 /obj/item/radio/attackby(obj/item/W, mob/user, params)
 	add_fingerprint(user)
@@ -131,232 +131,228 @@ SLIME SCANNER
 		mob_status = "<span class='alert'><b>Deceased</b></span>"
 		oxy_loss = max(rand(1, 40), oxy_loss, (300 - (tox_loss + fire_loss + brute_loss))) // Random oxygen loss

-	if(ishuman(M))
-		var/mob/living/carbon/human/H = M
-		if(H.undergoing_cardiac_arrest() && H.stat != DEAD)
-			to_chat(user, "<span class='danger'>Subject suffering from heart attack: Apply defibrillation or other electric shock immediately!</span>")
-		if(H.undergoing_liver_failure() && H.stat != DEAD) //might be depreciated BUG_PROBABLE_CAUSE
-			to_chat(user, "<span class='danger'>Subject is suffering from liver failure: Apply Corazone and begin a liver transplant immediately!</span>")
-
-	var/msg = "<span class='info'>*---------*\nAnalyzing results for [M]:\n\tOverall status: [mob_status]\n"
+	var/msg = "<span class='info'>*---------*\nAnalyzing results for [M]:\n\tOverall status: [mob_status]"

 	// Damage descriptions
 	if(brute_loss > 10)
-		msg += "\t<span class='alert'>[brute_loss > 50 ? "Severe" : "Minor"] tissue damage detected.</span>\n"
+		msg += "\n\t<span class='alert'>[brute_loss > 50 ? "Severe" : "Minor"] tissue damage detected.</span>"
 	if(fire_loss > 10)
-		msg += "\t<span class='alert'>[fire_loss > 50 ? "Severe" : "Minor"] burn damage detected.</span>\n"
+		msg += "\n\t<span class='alert'>[fire_loss > 50 ? "Severe" : "Minor"] burn damage detected.</span>"
 	if(oxy_loss > 10)
-		msg += "\t<span class='info'><span class='alert'>[oxy_loss > 50 ? "Severe" : "Minor"] oxygen deprivation detected.</span>\n"
+		msg += "\n\t<span class='info'><span class='alert'>[oxy_loss > 50 ? "Severe" : "Minor"] oxygen deprivation detected.</span>"
 	if(tox_loss > 10)
-		msg += "\t<span class='alert'>[tox_loss > 50 ? "Severe" : "Minor"] amount of toxin damage detected.</span>\n"
+		msg += "\n\t<span class='alert'>[tox_loss > 50 ? "Severe" : "Minor"] amount of toxin damage detected.</span>"
 	if(M.getStaminaLoss())
-		msg += "\t<span class='alert'>Subject appears to be suffering from fatigue.</span>\n"
+		msg += "\n\t<span class='alert'>Subject appears to be suffering from fatigue.</span>"
 		if(advanced)
-			msg += "\t<span class='info'>Fatigue Level: [M.getStaminaLoss()]%.</span>\n"
+			msg += "\n\t<span class='info'>Fatigue Level: [M.getStaminaLoss()]%.</span>"
 	if (M.getCloneLoss())
-		msg += "\t<span class='alert'>Subject appears to have [M.getCloneLoss() > 30 ? "Severe" : "Minor"] cellular damage.</span>\n"
+		msg += "\n\t<span class='alert'>Subject appears to have [M.getCloneLoss() > 30 ? "Severe" : "Minor"] cellular damage.</span>"
 		if(advanced)
-			msg += "\t<span class='info'>Cellular Damage Level: [M.getCloneLoss()].</span>\n"
-	if (!M.getorgan(/obj/item/organ/brain))
-		to_chat(user, "\t<span class='alert'>Subject lacks a brain.</span>") //Unsure how this won't proc for 50% of the cit playerbase (This is a joke everyone on cit a cute.)
-	if(ishuman(M) && advanced) // Should I make this not advanced?
-		var/mob/living/carbon/human/H = M
-		var/obj/item/organ/liver/L = H.getorganslot("liver")
-		if(L)
-			if(L.swelling > 20)
-				msg += "\t<span class='danger'>Subject is suffering from an enlarged liver.</span>\n" //i.e. shrink their liver or give them a transplant.
-		else
-			msg += "\t<span class='danger'>Subject's liver is missing.</span>\n"
-		var/obj/item/organ/tongue/T = H.getorganslot("tongue")
-		if(T)
-			if(T.damage > 40)
-				msg += "\t<span class='danger'>Subject is suffering from severe burn tissue on their tongue.</span>\n" //i.e. their tongue is shot
-			if(T.name == "fluffy tongue")
-				msg += "\t<span class='danger'>Subject is suffering from a fluffified tongue. Suggested cure: Yamerol or a tongue transplant.</span>\n"
-		else
-			msg += "\t<span class='danger'>Subject's tongue is missing.</span>\n"
-		var/obj/item/organ/lungs/Lung = H.getorganslot("lungs")
-		if(Lung)
-			if(Lung.damage > 150)
-				msg += "\t<span class='danger'>Subject is suffering from acute emphysema leading to trouble breathing.</span>\n" //i.e. Their lungs are shot
-		else
-			msg += "\t<span class='danger'>Subject's lungs have collapsed from trauma!</span>\n"
-		var/obj/item/organ/genital/penis/P = H.getorganslot("penis")
-		if(P)
-			if(P.length>20)
-				msg += "\t<span class='info'>Subject has a sizeable gentleman's organ at [P.length] inches.</span>\n"
-		var/obj/item/organ/genital/breasts/Br = H.getorganslot("breasts")
-		if(Br)
-			if(Br.cached_size>5)
-				msg += "\t<span class='info'>Subject has a sizeable bosom with a [Br.size] cup.</span>\n"
-
-		if (M.getOrganLoss(ORGAN_SLOT_BRAIN) >= 200 || !M.getorgan(/obj/item/organ/brain))
-			msg += "\t<span class='alert'>Subject's brain function is non-existent.</span>\n"
-		else if (M.getOrganLoss(ORGAN_SLOT_BRAIN) >= 120)
-			msg += "\t<span class='alert'>Severe brain damage detected. Subject likely to have mental traumas.</span>\n"
-		else if (M.getOrganLoss(ORGAN_SLOT_BRAIN) >= 45)
-			msg += "\t<span class='alert'>Brain damage detected.</span>\n"
-
-	if(iscarbon(M))
-		var/mob/living/carbon/C = M
-		if(LAZYLEN(C.get_traumas()))
-			var/list/trauma_text = list()
-			for(var/datum/brain_trauma/B in C.get_traumas())
-				var/trauma_desc = ""
-				switch(B.resilience)
-					if(TRAUMA_RESILIENCE_SURGERY)
-						trauma_desc += "severe "
-					if(TRAUMA_RESILIENCE_LOBOTOMY)
-						trauma_desc += "deep-rooted "
-					if(TRAUMA_RESILIENCE_MAGIC, TRAUMA_RESILIENCE_ABSOLUTE)
-						trauma_desc += "permanent "
-				trauma_desc += B.scan_desc
-				trauma_text += trauma_desc
-			msg += "\t<span class='alert'>Cerebral traumas detected: subject appears to be suffering from [english_list(trauma_text)].</span>\n"
-		if(C.roundstart_quirks.len)
-			msg += "\t<span class='info'>Subject has the following physiological traits: [C.get_trait_string()].</span>\n"
-	if(advanced)
-		msg += "\t<span class='info'>Brain Activity Level: [(200 - M.getOrganLoss(ORGAN_SLOT_BRAIN))/2]%.</span>\n"
-	if(M.radiation)
-		msg += "\t<span class='alert'>Subject is irradiated.</span>\n"
-		msg += "\t<span class='info'>Radiation Level: [M.radiation] rad</span>\n"
-
-	if(advanced && M.hallucinating())
-		msg += "\t<span class='info'>Subject is hallucinating.</span>\n"
-
-	//MKUltra
-	if(advanced && M.has_status_effect(/datum/status_effect/chem/enthrall))
-		msg += "\t<span class='info'>Subject has abnormal brain fuctions.</span>\n"
-
-	//Astrogen shenanigans
-	if(advanced && M.reagents.has_reagent("astral"))
-		if(M.mind)
-			msg += "\t<span class='danger'>Warning: subject may be possesed.</span>\n"
-		else
-			msg += "\t<span class='notice'>Subject appears to be astrally projecting.</span>\n"
-
-	//Eyes and ears
-	if(advanced)
-		if(iscarbon(M))
-			var/mob/living/carbon/C = M
-			var/obj/item/organ/ears/ears = C.getorganslot(ORGAN_SLOT_EARS)
-			msg += "\t<span class='info'><b>==EAR STATUS==</b></span>\n"
-			if(istype(ears))
-				var/healthy = TRUE
-				if(HAS_TRAIT_FROM(C, TRAIT_DEAF, GENETIC_MUTATION))
-					healthy = FALSE
-					msg += "\t<span class='alert'>Subject is genetically deaf.</span>\n"
-				else if(HAS_TRAIT(C, TRAIT_DEAF))
-					healthy = FALSE
-					msg += "\t<span class='alert'>Subject is deaf.</span>\n"
-				else
-					if(ears.damage)
-						to_chat(user, "\t<span class='alert'>Subject has [ears.damage > ears.maxHealth ? "permanent ": "temporary "]hearing damage.</span>")
-						healthy = FALSE
-					if(ears.deaf)
-						to_chat(user, "\t<span class='alert'>Subject is [ears.damage > ears.maxHealth ? "permanently ": "temporarily "] deaf.</span>")
-						healthy = FALSE
-				if(healthy)
-					msg += "\t<span class='info'>Healthy.</span>\n"
-			else
-				msg += "\t<span class='alert'>Subject does not have ears.</span>\n"
-			var/obj/item/organ/eyes/eyes = C.getorganslot(ORGAN_SLOT_EYES)
-			msg += "\t<span class='info'><b>==EYE STATUS==</b></span>\n"
-			if(istype(eyes))
-				var/healthy = TRUE
-				if(HAS_TRAIT(C, TRAIT_BLIND))
-					msg += "\t<span class='alert'>Subject is blind.</span>\n"
-					healthy = FALSE
-				if(HAS_TRAIT(C, TRAIT_NEARSIGHT))
-					msg += "\t<span class='alert'>Subject is nearsighted.</span>\n"
-					healthy = FALSE
-				if(eyes.damage > 30)
-					msg += "\t<span class='alert'>Subject has severe eye damage.</span>\n"
-					healthy = FALSE
-				else if(eyes.damage > 20)
-					msg += "\t<span class='alert'>Subject has significant eye damage.</span>\n"
-					healthy = FALSE
-				else if(eyes.damage)
-					msg += "\t<span class='alert'>Subject has minor eye damage.</span>\n"
-					healthy = FALSE
-				if(healthy)
-					msg += "\t<span class='info'>Healthy.</span>\n"
-			else
-				msg += "\t<span class='alert'>Subject does not have eyes.</span>\n"
+			msg += "\n\t<span class='info'>Cellular Damage Level: [M.getCloneLoss()].</span>"


-	if(ishuman(M))
-		var/mob/living/carbon/human/H = M
-		var/ldamage = H.return_liver_damage()
-		if(ldamage > 10)
-			msg += "\t<span class='alert'>[ldamage > 45 ? "Severe" : "Minor"] liver damage detected.</span>\n"
+	to_chat(user, msg)
+	msg = ""

 	// Body part damage report
+	var/list/dmgreport = list()
 	if(iscarbon(M) && mode == 1)
 		var/mob/living/carbon/C = M
 		var/list/damaged = C.get_damaged_bodyparts(1,1)
 		if(length(damaged)>0 || oxy_loss>0 || tox_loss>0 || fire_loss>0)
-			msg += "<span class='info'>\tDamage: <span class='info'><font color='red'>Brute</font></span>-<font color='#FF8000'>Burn</font>-<font color='green'>Toxin</font>-<font color='blue'>Suffocation</font>\n\t\tSpecifics: <font color='red'>[brute_loss]</font>-<font color='#FF8000'>[fire_loss]</font>-<font color='green'>[tox_loss]</font>-<font color='blue'>[oxy_loss]</font></span>\n"
-			for(var/obj/item/bodypart/org in damaged)
-				msg += "\t\t<span class='info'>[capitalize(org.name)]: [(org.brute_dam > 0) ? "<font color='red'>[org.brute_dam]</font></span>" : "<font color='red'>0</font>"]-[(org.burn_dam > 0) ? "<font color='#FF8000'>[org.burn_dam]</font>" : "<font color='#FF8000'>0</font>"]\n"
+			dmgreport += "<table style='margin-left:33px'><tr><font face='Verdana'>\
+							<td style='width: 90px;'><font color='#0000CC'>Damage:</font></td>\
+							<td style='width: 55px;'><font color='red'><b>Brute</b></font></td>\
+							<td style='width: 45px;'><font color='orange'><b>Burn</b></font></td>\
+							<td style='width: 45px;'><font color='green'><b>Toxin</b></font></td>\
+							<td style='width: 90px;'><font color='purple'><b>Suffocation</b></font></td></tr>\
+							<tr><td><font color='#0000CC'>Overall:</font></td>\
+							<td><font color='red'>[brute_loss]</font></td>\
+							<td><font color='orange'>[fire_loss]</font></td>\
+							<td><font color='green'>[tox_loss]</font></td>\
+							<td><font color='purple'>[oxy_loss]</font></td></tr>"
+
+			for(var/o in damaged)
+				var/obj/item/bodypart/org = o //head, left arm, right arm, etc.
+				dmgreport += "<tr><td><font color='#0000CC'>[capitalize(org.name)]:</font></td>\
+								<td><font color='red'>[(org.brute_dam > 0) ? "[org.brute_dam]" : "0"]</font></td>\
+								<td><font color='orange'>[(org.burn_dam > 0) ? "[org.burn_dam]" : "0"]</font></td></tr>"
+			dmgreport += "</table>"
+			to_chat(user, dmgreport.Join())
+

 	//Organ damages report
-	if(ishuman(M))
+	var/heart_ded = FALSE
+	if(iscarbon(M))
+		var/mob/living/carbon/C = M
 		var/mob/living/carbon/human/H = M
-		var/minor_damage
-		var/major_damage
-		var/max_damage
-		var/report_organs = FALSE
+		for(var/organ in C.internal_organs)
+			var/temp_message
+			var/damage_message
+			var/obj/item/organ/O = organ

-		//Piece together the lists to be reported
-		for(var/O in H.internal_organs)
-			var/obj/item/organ/organ = O
-			if(organ.organ_flags & ORGAN_FAILING)
-				report_organs = TRUE	//if we report one organ, we report all organs, even if the lists are empty, just for consistency
-				if(max_damage)
-					max_damage += ", "	//prelude the organ if we've already reported an organ
-					max_damage += organ.name	//this just slaps the organ name into the string of text
-				else
-					max_damage = "\t<span class='alert'>Non-Functional Organs: "	//our initial statement
-					max_damage += organ.name
-			else if(organ.damage > organ.high_threshold)
-				report_organs = TRUE
-				if(major_damage)
-					major_damage += ", "
-					major_damage += organ.name
-				else
-					major_damage = "\t<span class='info'>Severely Damaged Organs: "
-					major_damage += organ.name
-			else if(organ.damage > organ.low_threshold)
-				report_organs = TRUE
-				if(minor_damage)
-					minor_damage += ", "
-					minor_damage += organ.name
-				else
-					minor_damage = "\t<span class='info'>Mildly Damaged Organs: "
-					minor_damage += organ.name
+			//EYES
+			if(istype(O, /obj/item/organ/eyes))
+				var/obj/item/organ/eyes/eyes = O
+				if(advanced)
+					if(HAS_TRAIT(C, TRAIT_BLIND))
+						temp_message += " <span class='alert'>Subject is blind.</span>"
+					if(HAS_TRAIT(C, TRAIT_NEARSIGHT))
+						temp_message += " <span class='alert'>Subject is nearsighted.</span>"
+					if(eyes.damage > 30)
+						damage_message += " <span class='alert'>Subject has severe eye damage.</span>"
+					else if(eyes.damage > 20)
+						damage_message += " <span class='alert'>Subject has significant eye damage.</span>"
+					else if(eyes.damage)
+						damage_message += " <span class='alert'>Subject has minor eye damage.</span>"
+
+
+			//EARS
+			else if(istype(O, /obj/item/organ/ears))
+				var/obj/item/organ/ears/ears = O
+				if(advanced)
+					if(HAS_TRAIT_FROM(C, TRAIT_DEAF, GENETIC_MUTATION))
+						temp_message += " <span class='alert'>Subject is genetically deaf.</span>"
+					else if(HAS_TRAIT(C, TRAIT_DEAF))
+						temp_message += " <span class='alert'>Subject is deaf.</span>"
+					else
+						if(ears.damage)
+							damage_message += " <span class='alert'>Subject has [ears.damage > ears.maxHealth ? "permanent ": "temporary "]hearing damage.</span>"
+						if(ears.deaf)
+							damage_message += " <span class='alert'>Subject is [ears.damage > ears.maxHealth ? "permanently ": "temporarily "] deaf.</span>"
+
+
+			//BRAIN
+			else if(istype(O, /obj/item/organ/brain))
+				if (C.getOrganLoss(ORGAN_SLOT_BRAIN) >= 200)
+					damage_message += " <span class='alert'>Subject's brain non-functional. Neurine injection recomended.</span>"
+				else if (C.getOrganLoss(ORGAN_SLOT_BRAIN) >= 120)
+					damage_message += " <span class='alert'>Severe brain damage detected. Subject likely to have mental traumas.</span>"
+				else if (C.getOrganLoss(ORGAN_SLOT_BRAIN) >= 45)
+					damage_message += " <span class='alert'>Brain damage detected.</span>"
+				if(advanced)
+					temp_message += " <span class='info'>Brain Activity Level: [(200 - M.getOrganLoss(ORGAN_SLOT_BRAIN))/2]%.</span>"
+
+				//TRAUMAS
+				if(LAZYLEN(C.get_traumas()))
+					var/list/trauma_text = list()
+					for(var/datum/brain_trauma/B in C.get_traumas())
+						var/trauma_desc = ""
+						switch(B.resilience)
+							if(TRAUMA_RESILIENCE_SURGERY)
+								trauma_desc += "severe "
+							if(TRAUMA_RESILIENCE_LOBOTOMY)
+								trauma_desc += "deep-rooted "
+							if(TRAUMA_RESILIENCE_MAGIC, TRAUMA_RESILIENCE_ABSOLUTE)
+								trauma_desc += "permanent "
+						trauma_desc += B.scan_desc
+						trauma_text += trauma_desc
+					temp_message += " <span class='alert'>Cerebral traumas detected: subject appears to be suffering from [english_list(trauma_text)].</span>"
+				if(C.roundstart_quirks.len)
+					temp_message += " <span class='info'>Subject has the following physiological traits: [C.get_trait_string()].</span>"
+
+				if(ishuman(C) && advanced)
+					//MON PETIT CHAUFFEUR
+					if(H.hallucinating())
+						temp_message += " <span class='info'>Subject is hallucinating.</span>"
+
+					//MKUltra
+					if(H.has_status_effect(/datum/status_effect/chem/enthrall))
+						temp_message += " <span class='info'>Subject has abnormal brain fuctions.</span>"
+
+					//Astrogen shenanigans
+					if(H.reagents.has_reagent("astral"))
+						if(H.mind)
+							temp_message += " <span class='danger'>Warning: subject may be possesed.</span>"
+						else
+							temp_message += " <span class='notice'>Subject appears to be astrally projecting.</span>"
+
+
+			//LIVER
+			else if(istype(O, /obj/item/organ/liver))
+				var/obj/item/organ/liver/L = O
+				if(H.undergoing_liver_failure() && H.stat != DEAD) //might be depreciated
+					temp_message += "<span class='danger'>Subject is suffering from liver failure: Apply Corazone and begin a liver transplant immediately!</span>"
+				if(L.swelling > 20)
+					temp_message += " <span class='danger'>Subject is suffering from an enlarged liver.</span>" //i.e. shrink their liver or give them a transplant.
+
+			//HEART
+			else if(ishuman(M) && (istype(O, /obj/item/organ/heart)))
+				var/obj/item/organ/heart/He = O
+				if(H.undergoing_cardiac_arrest() && H.stat != DEAD)
+					temp_message += " <span class='danger'>Subject suffering from heart attack: Apply defibrillation or other electric shock <b>immediately!</b></span>"
+				if(He.organ_flags & ORGAN_FAILING)
+					heart_ded = TRUE
+
+			//TONGUE
+			else if(istype(O, /obj/item/organ/tongue))
+				var/obj/item/organ/tongue/T = O
+				if(T.name == "fluffy tongue")
+					temp_message += " <span class='danger'>Subject is suffering from a fluffified tongue. Suggested cure: Yamerol or a tongue transplant.</span>"
+
+			//HECK
+			else if(istype(O, /obj/item/organ/genital/penis))
+				var/obj/item/organ/genital/penis/P = O
+				if(P.length>20)
+					temp_message += " <span class='info'>Subject has a sizeable gentleman's organ at [P.length] inches.</span>"
+
+			else if(istype(O, /obj/item/organ/genital/breasts))
+				var/obj/item/organ/genital/breasts/Br = O
+				if(Br.cached_size>5)
+					temp_message += " <span class='info'>Subject has a sizeable bosom with a [Br.size] cup.</span>"
+
+
+
+			//GENERAL HANDLER
+			if(!damage_message)
+				if(O.organ_flags & ORGAN_FAILING)
+					damage_message += " <span class='alert'><b>End Stage [O.name] failure detected.</b></span>"
+				else if(O.damage > O.high_threshold)
+					damage_message += " <span class='alert'>Chronic [O.name] failure detected.</span>"
+				else if(O.damage > O.low_threshold && advanced)
+					damage_message += " <font color='red'>Acute [O.name] failure detected.</span>"
+
+			if(temp_message || damage_message)
+				msg += "\t<b><span class='info'>[uppertext(O.name)]:</b></span> [damage_message] [temp_message]\n"
+
+
+
+		//END; LOOK FOR MISSING ORGANS?
+		var/breathes = TRUE
+		var/blooded = TRUE
+		if(C.dna && C.dna.species)
+			if(HAS_TRAIT_FROM(C, TRAIT_NOBREATH, SPECIES_TRAIT))
+				breathes = FALSE
+			if(NOBLOOD in C.dna.species.species_traits)
+				blooded = FALSE
+		var/has_liver = (!(NOLIVER in C.dna.species.species_traits))
+		var/has_stomach = (!(NOSTOMACH in C.dna.species.species_traits))
+		if(!M.getorganslot(ORGAN_SLOT_EYES))
+			msg += "\t<span class='alert'><b>Subject does not have eyes.</b></span>\n"
+		if(!M.getorganslot(ORGAN_SLOT_EARS))
+			msg += "\t<span class='alert'><b>Subject does not have ears.</b></span>\n"
+		if(!M.getorganslot(ORGAN_SLOT_BRAIN))
+			msg += "\t<span class='alert'><b>Subject's brain function is non-existent!</b></span>\n"
+		if(has_liver && !M.getorganslot(ORGAN_SLOT_LIVER))
+			msg += "\t<span class='alert'><b>Subject's liver is missing!</b></span>\n"
+		if(blooded && !M.getorganslot(ORGAN_SLOT_HEART))
+			msg += "\t<span class='alert'><b>Subject's heart is missing!</b></span>\n"
+		if(breathes && !M.getorganslot(ORGAN_SLOT_LUNGS))
+			msg += "\t<span class='alert'><b>Subject's lungs have collapsed from trauma!</b></span>\n"
+		if(has_stomach && !M.getorganslot(ORGAN_SLOT_STOMACH))
+			msg += "\t<span class='alert'><b>Subject's stomach is missing!</span>\n"
+
+
+		if(M.radiation)
+			msg += "\t<span class='alert'>Subject is irradiated.</span>\n"
+			msg += "\t<span class='info'>Radiation Level: [M.radiation] rad</span>\n"

-		if(report_organs)	//we either finish the list, or set it to be empty if no organs were reported in that category
-			if(!max_damage)
-				max_damage = "\t<span class='alert'>Non-Functional Organs: </span>\n"
-			else
-				max_damage += "</span>\n"
-			if(!major_damage)
-				major_damage = "\t<span class='info'>Severely Damaged Organs: </span>\n"
-			else
-				major_damage += "</span>\n"
-			if(!minor_damage)
-				minor_damage = "\t<span class='info'>Mildly Damaged Organs: </span>\n"
-			else
-				minor_damage += "</span>\n"
-			msg += "[minor_damage]"
-			msg += "[major_damage]"
-			msg += "[max_damage]"


 	// Species and body temperature
+	var/mob/living/carbon/human/H = M //Start to use human only stuff here
 	if(ishuman(M))
-		var/mob/living/carbon/human/H = M
 		var/datum/species/S = H.dna.species
 		var/mutant = FALSE
 		if (H.dna.check_mutation(HULK))
@@ -382,7 +378,7 @@ SLIME SCANNER
 		else if (S.mutantstomach != initial(S.mutantstomach))
 			mutant = TRUE

-		msg += "\t<span class='info'>Reported Species: [H.dna.custom_species ? H.dna.custom_species : S.name]</span>\n" 
+		msg += "\t<span class='info'>Reported Species: [H.dna.custom_species ? H.dna.custom_species : S.name]</span>\n"
 		msg += "\t<span class='info'>Base Species: [S.name]</span>\n"
 		if(mutant)
 			msg += "\t<span class='info'>Subject has mutations present.</span>\n"
@@ -393,7 +389,15 @@ SLIME SCANNER
 		msg += "<span class='info'>Time of Death:</span> [M.tod]\n"
 		var/tdelta = round(world.time - M.timeofdeath)
 		if(tdelta < (DEFIB_TIME_LIMIT * 10))
-			msg += "<span class='danger'>Subject died [DisplayTimeText(tdelta)] ago, defibrillation may be possible!</span>\n"
+			if(heart_ded)
+				msg += "<span class='danger'>Subject died [DisplayTimeText(tdelta)] ago, heart requires surgical intervention for defibrillation.</span>"
+			else
+				msg += "<span class='danger'>Subject died [DisplayTimeText(tdelta)] ago, defibrillation may be possible!</span>"
+			if(advanced)
+				if(H.get_ghost() || H.key || H.client)//Since it can last a while.
+					msg += "<span class='danger'> Intervention recommended.</span>\n"
+				else
+					msg += "\n"

 	for(var/thing in M.diseases)
 		var/datum/disease/D = thing
@@ -406,7 +410,6 @@ SLIME SCANNER
 		var/blood_id = C.get_blood_id()
 		if(blood_id)
 			if(ishuman(C))
-				var/mob/living/carbon/human/H = C
 				if(H.bleed_rate)
 					msg += "<span class='danger'>Subject is bleeding!</span>\n"
 			var/blood_percent =  round((C.blood_volume / (BLOOD_VOLUME_NORMAL * C.blood_ratio))*100)
@@ -431,7 +434,7 @@ SLIME SCANNER
 		if(cyberimp_detect)
 			msg += "<span class='notice'>Detected cybernetic modifications:</span>\n"
 			msg += "<span class='notice'>[cyberimp_detect]</span>\n"
-	msg += "*---------*</span>"
+	msg += "<span class='notice'>*---------*</span>"
 	to_chat(user, msg)
 	SEND_SIGNAL(M, COMSIG_NANITE_SCAN, user, FALSE)

@@ -523,7 +526,7 @@ SLIME SCANNER

 /obj/item/analyzer/examine(mob/user)
 	. = ..()
-	to_chat(user, "<span class='notice'>Alt-click [src] to activate the barometer function.</span>")
+	. += "<span class='notice'>Alt-click [src] to activate the barometer function.</span>"

 /obj/item/analyzer/suicide_act(mob/living/carbon/user)
 	user.visible_message("<span class='suicide'>[user] begins to analyze [user.p_them()]self with [src]! The display shows that [user.p_theyre()] dead!</span>")
@@ -29,8 +29,8 @@


 /obj/item/taperecorder/examine(mob/user)
-	..()
-	to_chat(user, "The wire panel is [open_panel ? "opened" : "closed"].")
+	. = ..()
+	. += "The wire panel is [open_panel ? "opened" : "closed"]."


 /obj/item/taperecorder/attackby(obj/item/I, mob/user, params)
@@ -106,11 +106,11 @@
 		return ..()

 /obj/item/extinguisher/examine(mob/user)
-	..()
-	to_chat(user, "The safety is [safety ? "on" : "off"].")
+	. = ..()
+	. += "The safety is [safety ? "on" : "off"]."

 	if(reagents.total_volume)
-		to_chat(user, "<span class='notice'>You can loose its <b>screws</b> to empty it.</span>")
+		. += "<span class='notice'>You can loose its <b>screws</b> to empty it.</span>"

 /obj/item/extinguisher/proc/AttemptRefill(atom/target, mob/user)
 	if(istype(target, tanktype) && target.Adjacent(user))
@@ -145,9 +145,9 @@
 		update_icon()

 /obj/item/flamethrower/examine(mob/user)
-	..()
+	. = ..()
 	if(ptank)
-		to_chat(user, "<span class='notice'>\The [src] has \a [ptank] attached. Alt-click to remove it.</span>")
+		. += "<span class='notice'>\The [src] has \a [ptank] attached. Alt-click to remove it.</span>"

 /obj/item/flamethrower/proc/toggle_igniter(mob/user)
 	if(!ptank)
@@ -27,19 +27,19 @@

 /obj/item/grenade/chem_grenade/examine(mob/user)
 	display_timer = (stage == READY && !nadeassembly)	//show/hide the timer based on assembly state
-	..()
+	. = ..()
 	if(user.can_see_reagents())
 		var/count = 0
 		if(beakers.len)
-			to_chat(user, "<span class='notice'>You scan the grenade and detect the following reagents:</span>")
+			. += "<span class='notice'>You scan the grenade and detect the following reagents:</span>"
 			for(var/obj/item/reagent_containers/glass/G in beakers)
 				var/textcount = thtotext(++count)
 				for(var/datum/reagent/R in G.reagents.reagent_list)
-					to_chat(user, "<span class='notice'>[R.volume] units of [R.name] in the [textcount] beaker.</span>")
+					. += "<span class='notice'>[R.volume] units of [R.name] in the [textcount] beaker.</span>"
 			if(beakers.len == 1)
-				to_chat(user, "<span class='notice'>You detect no second beaker in the grenade.</span>")
+				. += "<span class='notice'>You detect no second beaker in the grenade.</span>"
 		else
-			to_chat(user, "<span class='notice'>You scan the grenade, but detect nothing.</span>")
+			. += "<span class='notice'>You scan the grenade, but detect nothing.</span>"


 /obj/item/grenade/chem_grenade/attack_self(mob/user)
@@ -56,5 +56,5 @@
 	qdel(src)

 /obj/item/grenade/iedcasing/examine(mob/user)
-	..()
-	to_chat(user, "You can't tell when it will explode!")
+	. = ..()
+	. += "You can't tell when it will explode!"
@@ -47,12 +47,12 @@


 /obj/item/grenade/examine(mob/user)
-	..()
+	. = ..()
 	if(display_timer)
 		if(det_time > 1)
-			to_chat(user, "The timer is set to [DisplayTimeText(det_time)].")
+			. += "The timer is set to [DisplayTimeText(det_time)]."
 		else
-			to_chat(user, "\The [src] is set for instant detonation.")
+			. += "\The [src] is set for instant detonation."


 /obj/item/grenade/attack_self(mob/user)
@@ -52,23 +52,23 @@
 	return

 /obj/item/his_grace/examine(mob/user)
-	..()
+	. = ..()
 	if(awakened)
 		switch(bloodthirst)
 			if(HIS_GRACE_SATIATED to HIS_GRACE_PECKISH)
-				to_chat(user, "<span class='his_grace'>[src] isn't very hungry. Not yet.</span>")
+				. += "<span class='his_grace'>[src] isn't very hungry. Not yet.</span>"
 			if(HIS_GRACE_PECKISH to HIS_GRACE_HUNGRY)
-				to_chat(user, "<span class='his_grace'>[src] would like a snack.</span>")
+				. += "<span class='his_grace'>[src] would like a snack.</span>"
 			if(HIS_GRACE_HUNGRY to HIS_GRACE_FAMISHED)
-				to_chat(user, "<span class='his_grace'>[src] is quite hungry now.</span>")
+				. += "<span class='his_grace'>[src] is quite hungry now.</span>"
 			if(HIS_GRACE_FAMISHED to HIS_GRACE_STARVING)
-				to_chat(user, "<span class='his_grace'>[src] is openly salivating at the sight of you. Be careful.</span>")
+				. += "<span class='his_grace'>[src] is openly salivating at the sight of you. Be careful.</span>"
 			if(HIS_GRACE_STARVING to HIS_GRACE_CONSUME_OWNER)
-				to_chat(user, "<span class='his_grace bold'>You walk a fine line. [src] is very close to devouring you.</span>")
+				. += "<span class='his_grace bold'>You walk a fine line. [src] is very close to devouring you.</span>"
 			if(HIS_GRACE_CONSUME_OWNER to HIS_GRACE_FALL_ASLEEP)
-				to_chat(user, "<span class='his_grace bold'>[src] is shaking violently and staring directly at you.</span>")
+				. += "<span class='his_grace bold'>[src] is shaking violently and staring directly at you.</span>"
 	else
-		to_chat(user, "<span class='his_grace'>[src] is latched closed.</span>")
+		. += "<span class='his_grace'>[src] is latched closed.</span>"

 /obj/item/his_grace/relaymove(mob/living/user) //Allows changelings, etc. to climb out of Him after they revive, provided He isn't active
 	if(!awakened)
@@ -81,9 +81,9 @@
 /obj/item/hot_potato/examine(mob/user)
 	. = ..()
 	if(active)
-		to_chat(user, "<span class='warning'>[src] is flashing red-hot! You should probably get rid of it!</span>")
+		. += "<span class='warning'>[src] is flashing red-hot! You should probably get rid of it!</span>"
 		if(show_timer)
-			to_chat(user, "<span class='warning'>[src]'s timer looks to be at [DisplayTimeText(activation_time - world.time)]!</span>")
+			. += "<span class='warning'>[src]'s timer looks to be at [DisplayTimeText(activation_time - world.time)]!</span>"

 /obj/item/hot_potato/equipped(mob/user)
 	. = ..()
@@ -107,7 +107,7 @@
 	return ..()

 /obj/item/implant/proc/get_data()
-	return "No information available"
+	return "No information available about this implant."

 /obj/item/implant/dropped(mob/user)
 	. = 1
@@ -13,34 +13,31 @@
 	var/broadcasting = null
 	var/listening = 1

+/obj/item/implantpad/examine(mob/user)
+	. = ..()
+	if(case)
+		. += "<span class='notice'>Alt-click [src] to remove the inserted implant case.</span>"

 /obj/item/implantpad/update_icon()
-	if(case)
-		icon_state = "implantpad-1"
-	else
-		icon_state = "implantpad-0"
+	icon_state = "implantpad-[case ? TRUE : FALSE]"

-
-/obj/item/implantpad/attack_hand(mob/user)
+/obj/item/implantpad/AltClick(mob/user)
 	. = ..()
-	if(.)
-		return
-	if(case && user.is_holding(src))
-		user.put_in_active_hand(case)
+	if(case && user.can_hold_items() && user.canUseTopic(src, BE_CLOSE, FALSE, NO_TK))
+		user.put_in_hands(case)

 		case.add_fingerprint(user)
 		case = null

 		add_fingerprint(user)
 		update_icon()
+		return TRUE

 /obj/item/implantpad/attackby(obj/item/implantcase/C, mob/user, params)
-	if(istype(C, /obj/item/implantcase))
-		if(!case)
-			if(!user.transferItemToLoc(C, src))
-				return
+	if(istype(C))
+		if(!case && user.transferItemToLoc(C, src))
 			case = C
-		update_icon()
+			update_icon()
 	else
 		return ..()

@@ -155,13 +155,13 @@


 /obj/item/inducer/examine(mob/living/M)
-	..()
+	. = ..()
 	if(cell)
-		to_chat(M, "<span class='notice'>Its display shows: [DisplayEnergy(cell.charge)].</span>")
+		. += "<span class='notice'>Its display shows: [DisplayEnergy(cell.charge)].</span>"
 	else
-		to_chat(M,"<span class='notice'>Its display is dark.</span>")
+		. += "<span class='notice'>Its display is dark.</span>"
 	if(opened)
-		to_chat(M,"<span class='notice'>Its battery compartment is open.</span>")
+		. += "<span class='notice'>Its battery compartment is open.</span>"

 /obj/item/inducer/update_icon()
 	cut_overlays()
@@ -334,8 +334,8 @@
 		update_light()

 /obj/item/melee/transforming/energy/sword/cx/examine(mob/user)
-	..()
-	to_chat(user, "<span class='notice'>Alt-click to recolor it.</span>")
+	. = ..()
+	. += "<span class='notice'>Alt-click to recolor it.</span>"

 /obj/item/melee/transforming/energy/sword/cx/worn_overlays(isinhands, icon_file)
 	. = ..()
@@ -119,8 +119,8 @@
 		reagents.add_reagent(refill_reagent, refill_rate)

 /obj/item/mop/advanced/examine(mob/user)
-	..()
-	to_chat(user, "<span class='notice'>The condenser switch is set to <b>[refill_enabled ? "ON" : "OFF"]</b>.</span>")
+	. = ..()
+	. += "<span class='notice'>The condenser switch is set to <b>[refill_enabled ? "ON" : "OFF"]</b>.</span>"

 /obj/item/mop/advanced/Destroy()
 	if(refill_enabled)
@@ -43,17 +43,17 @@
 	..()

 /obj/item/pet_carrier/examine(mob/user)
-	..()
+	. = ..()
 	if(occupants.len)
 		for(var/V in occupants)
 			var/mob/living/L = V
-			to_chat(user, "<span class='notice'>It has [L] inside.</span>")
+			. += "<span class='notice'>It has [L] inside.</span>"
 	else
-		to_chat(user, "<span class='notice'>It has nothing inside.</span>")
+		. += "<span class='notice'>It has nothing inside.</span>"
 	if(user.canUseTopic(src))
-		to_chat(user, "<span class='notice'>Activate it in your hand to [open ? "close" : "open"] its door.</span>")
+		. += "<span class='notice'>Activate it in your hand to [open ? "close" : "open"] its door.</span>"
 		if(!open)
-			to_chat(user, "<span class='notice'>Alt-click to [locked ? "unlock" : "lock"] its door.</span>")
+			. += "<span class='notice'>Alt-click to [locked ? "unlock" : "lock"] its door.</span>"

 /obj/item/pet_carrier/attack_self(mob/living/user)
 	if(open)
@@ -151,12 +151,13 @@
 		add_overlay("[locked ? "" : "un"]locked")

 /obj/item/pet_carrier/MouseDrop(atom/over_atom)
-	. = ..()
 	if(isopenturf(over_atom) && usr.canUseTopic(src, BE_CLOSE, ismonkey(usr)) && usr.Adjacent(over_atom) && open && occupants.len)
 		usr.visible_message("<span class='notice'>[usr] unloads [src].</span>", \
 		"<span class='notice'>You unload [src] onto [over_atom].</span>")
 		for(var/V in occupants)
 			remove_occupant(V, over_atom)
+	else
+		return ..()

 /obj/item/pet_carrier/proc/load_occupant(mob/living/user, mob/living/target)
 	if(pet_carrier_full(src))
@@ -55,17 +55,15 @@
 	return automatic

 /obj/item/pneumatic_cannon/examine(mob/user)
-	..()
-	var/list/out = list()
+	. = ..()
 	if(!in_range(user, src))
-		out += "<span class='notice'>You'll need to get closer to see any more.</span>"
+		. += "<span class='notice'>You'll need to get closer to see any more.</span>"
 		return
 	for(var/obj/item/I in loadedItems)
-		out += "<span class='info'>[icon2html(I, user)] It has \a [I] loaded.</span>"
+		. += "<span class='info'>[icon2html(I, user)] It has \a [I] loaded.</span>"
 		CHECK_TICK
 	if(tank)
-		out += "<span class='notice'>[icon2html(tank, user)] It has \a [tank] mounted onto it.</span>"
-	to_chat(user, out.Join("<br>"))
+		. += "<span class='notice'>[icon2html(tank, user)] It has \a [tank] mounted onto it.</span>"

 /obj/item/pneumatic_cannon/attackby(obj/item/W, mob/user, params)
 	if(user.a_intent == INTENT_HARM)
@@ -20,12 +20,12 @@


 /obj/item/melee/powerfist/examine(mob/user)
-	..()
+	. = ..()
 	if(!in_range(user, src))
-		to_chat(user, "<span class='notice'>You'll need to get closer to see any more.</span>")
+		. += "<span class='notice'>You'll need to get closer to see any more.</span>"
 		return
 	if(tank)
-		to_chat(user, "<span class='notice'>[icon2html(tank, user)] It has \a [tank] mounted onto it.</span>")
+		. += "<span class='notice'>[icon2html(tank, user)] It has \a [tank] mounted onto it.</span>"


 /obj/item/melee/powerfist/attackby(obj/item/W, mob/user, params)
--- a/Show More
+++ b/Show More