collectors too

this doesn't compile but like. it's a draft

code/game/gamemodes/objective.dm

@@ -999,7 +999,7 @@ GLOBAL_LIST_EMPTY(possible_items_special)
 /datum/objective/hoard/proc/set_target(obj/item/I)
 	if(I)
 		hoarded_item = I
-		explanation_text = "Keep [I] on your person at all costs."
+		explanation_text = "Keep [I] on your person at all times."
 		return hoarded_item
 	else
 		explanation_text = "Free objective"
@@ -1026,6 +1026,34 @@ GLOBAL_LIST_EMPTY(possible_items_special)
 /datum/objective/hoard/heirloom/find_target()
 	set_target(pick(GLOB.family_heirlooms))
 
+GLOBAL_LIST_EMPTY(traitor_contraband)
+
+GLOBAL_LIST_EMPTY(cult_contraband)
+
+/datum/objective/hoard/collector
+	name = "Hoard contraband"
+
+/datum/objective/collector/New()
+	..()
+	if(!GLOB.traitor_contraband.len)//Only need to fill the list when it's needed.
+		GLOB.traitor_contraband = list(/obj/item/card/emag/empty,/obj/item/clothing/glasses/phantomthief,/obj/item/storage/book/bible/syndicate/empty,/obj/item/clothing/gloves/chameleon/broken)
+	if(!GLOB.cult_contraband.len)
+		GLOB.cult_contraband = list(/obj/item/clockwork/slab,/obj/item/clockwork/component/belligerent_eye,/obj/item/clockwork/component/belligerent_eye/lens_gem,/obj/item/restraints/legcuffs/bola/cult,/obj/item/shuttle_curse,/obj/item/cult_shift)
+
+/datum/objective/hoard/collector/find_target()
+	var/obj/item/I
+	if(prob(50))
+		I = new pick_and_take(GLOB.traitor_contraband)
+	else
+		I = new pick_and_take(GLOB.cult_contraband)
+	I.forceMove(get_turf(owner))
+	if(ishuman(owner))
+		var/mob/living/carbon/human/H = owner
+		H.equip_in_one_of_slots(I, list("backpack" = SLOT_IN_BACKPACK))
+		hoarded_item = I
+	
+
+
 GLOBAL_LIST_EMPTY(possible_sabotages)
 // For saboteurs. Go in and cause some trouble somewhere. Not necessarily breaking things, just sufficiently troublemaking.
 /datum/objective/sabotage

code/game/objects/items/cards_ids.dm

@@ -128,6 +128,9 @@
 		return
 	. = ..()
 
+/obj/item/card/emag/empty
+	uses = 0
+
 /obj/item/emagrecharge
 	name = "electromagnet charging device"
 	desc = "A small cell with two prongs lazily jabbed into it. It looks like it's made for charging the small batteries found in electromagnetic devices, sadly this can't be recharged like a normal cell."
@@ -541,4 +544,4 @@ update_label("John Doe", "Clowny")
 	id_color = "#0000FF"
 
 /obj/item/card/id/knight/captain
-	id_color = "#FFD700"
+	id_color = "#FFD700"

code/game/objects/items/storage/book.dm

@@ -244,3 +244,6 @@ GLOBAL_LIST_INIT(bibleitemstates, list("bible", "koran", "scrapbook", "bible",
 
 /obj/item/storage/book/bible/syndicate/add_blood_DNA(list/blood_dna)
 	return FALSE
+
+/obj/item/storage/book/bible/syndicate/empty
+	uses = 0

code/modules/antagonists/collector/collector.dm

@@ -0,0 +1,19 @@
+/datum/antagonist/collector
+	name = "Contraband Collector"
+	show_in_antagpanel = FALSE
+	show_name_in_check_antagonists = FALSE
+	blacklisted_quirks = list() // no blacklist, these guys are harmless
+
+/datum/antagonist/collector/proc/forge_objectives()
+	var/datum/objective/hoard/collector/O = new
+	O.owner = owner
+	O.find_target()
+	objectives += O
+
+/datum/antagonist/collector/on_gain()
+	forge_objectives()
+	. = ..()
+
+/datum/antagonist/collector/greet()
+	to_chat(owner, "<B>You are a contraband collector!</B>")
+	owner.announce_objectives()