Painbow extract. Cluwne.

code/game/objects/items/implants/implant_misc.dm

@@ -103,22 +103,10 @@
 	radio.name = "internal radio"
 	radio.subspace_transmission = subspace_transmission
 	radio.canhear_range = 0
-	radio.resistance_flags |= INDESTRUCTIBLE
-	radio.item_flags |= DROPDEL
 	if(radio_key)
 		radio.keyslot = new radio_key
 	radio.recalculateChannels()
 
-/obj/item/implant/radio/implant(mob/living/target, mob/user, silent = FALSE)
-	. = ..()
-	if(.)
-		radio.forceMove(imp_in)
-
-/obj/item/implant/radio/removed(mob/living/source, silent = FALSE, special = 0)
-	. = ..()
-	if(.)
-		radio.forceMove(src)
-
 /obj/item/implant/radio/mining
 	radio_key = /obj/item/encryptionkey/headset_cargo
 

code/game/objects/items/implants/implant_storage.dm

@@ -4,30 +4,44 @@
 	icon_state = "storage"
 	item_color = "r"
 	var/max_slot_stacking = 4
+	var/obj/item/storage/bluespace_pocket/pocket
 
 /obj/item/implant/storage/activate()
 	. = ..()
-	SEND_SIGNAL(src, COMSIG_TRY_STORAGE_SHOW, imp_in, TRUE)
+	SEND_SIGNAL(pocket, COMSIG_TRY_STORAGE_SHOW, imp_in, TRUE)
 
 /obj/item/implant/storage/removed(source, silent = FALSE, special = 0)
-	. = ..()
-	if(.)
-		if(!special)
-			qdel(GetComponent(/datum/component/storage/concrete/implant))
+	if(!special)
+		qdel(pocket)
+	else
+		pocket?.moveToNullspace()
+	return ..()
 
 /obj/item/implant/storage/implant(mob/living/target, mob/user, silent = FALSE)
 	for(var/X in target.implants)
 		if(istype(X, type))
 			var/obj/item/implant/storage/imp_e = X
-			GET_COMPONENT_FROM(STR, /datum/component/storage, imp_e)
+			GET_COMPONENT_FROM(STR, /datum/component/storage, imp_e.pocket)
 			if(!STR || (STR && STR.max_items < max_slot_stacking))
-				imp_e.AddComponent(/datum/component/storage/concrete/implant)
+				imp_e.pocket.AddComponent(/datum/component/storage/concrete/implant)
 				qdel(src)
 				return TRUE
 			return FALSE
-	AddComponent(/datum/component/storage/concrete/implant)
+	. = ..()
+	if(.)
+		if(pocket)
+			pocket.forceMove(target)
+		else
+			pocket = new(target)
 
-	return ..()
+/obj/item/storage/bluespace_pocket
+	name = "internal bluespace pocket"
+	icon_state = "pillbox"
+	w_class = WEIGHT_CLASS_TINY
+	desc = "A tiny yet spacious pocket, usually found implanted inside sneaky syndicate agents and nowhere else."
+	component_type = /datum/component/storage/concrete/implant
+	resistance_flags = INDESTRUCTIBLE //A bomb!
+	item_flags = DROPDEL
 
 /obj/item/implanter/storage
 	name = "implanter (storage)"

code/game/objects/items/stacks/telecrystal.dm

@@ -9,9 +9,10 @@
 	item_flags = NOBLUDGEON
 
 /obj/item/stack/telecrystal/attack(mob/target, mob/user)
-	if(target == user) //You can't go around smacking people with crystals to find out if they have an uplink or not.
-		for(var/obj/item/implant/uplink/I in target)
-			if(I && I.imp_in)
+	if(target == user && isliving(user)) //You can't go around smacking people with crystals to find out if they have an uplink or not.
+		var/mob/living/L = user
+		for(var/obj/item/implant/uplink/I in L.implants)
+			if(I?.imp_in)
 				GET_COMPONENT_FROM(hidden_uplink, /datum/component/uplink, I)
 				if(hidden_uplink)
 					hidden_uplink.telecrystals += amount