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for var i in 1 to dildos
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My fellow brothers, I, Billy Herrington, stand here today, humbled by the task before us, mindful of the sacrifices borne by our Nico Nico ancestors.
We are in the midst of a crisis. Nico Nico Douga is at war against a far-reaching storm of disturbance and deletion. Nico Nico's economy is badly weakened: a consequence of carelessness and irresponsibility on the part of acknowledgement, but also on the collective failure to make hard choices and to prepare for a new, MAD age.
Today, I say to you, that the challenges are real, and they are many. They will not be easily met, or in a short span of time, but know this, Nico Nico: they will be met. In reaffirming the greatness of our site, we understand that greatness is never given, our journey has never been one of shortcuts. It has not been for the faint-hearted, or who seek the fleshly pleasures. Rather, it has been the risk-takers, the wasted genii, the creators of MAD things. For us, they toiled in sweatshops, endured the lash of the spanking. Time and again, these men struggled, and sacrificed, so that we might ... LIVE BETTER.
We remain the most powerful site on the Internet, our minds no less inventive, and services no less needed than they were last week, or yesterday, or the day before the day after tomorrow. Starting today, we must pull up our pants, dust ourselves off, and begin again the work of remaking Nico Nico Douga.
Now, there are some who question the scale of our ambitions, who suggest our server system cannot tolerate too many movies. Their memories are short, for they have forgotten what Nico Nico already has done, what free men can achieve when imagination is joined to common purpose.
And so, to all the people who are watching this video, from the grandest cities, to the small villages where IKZO was born, know that Nico Nico is a friend to every man, who seeks the future of love and peace. Now we will begin to responsibly leave authorized common materials to Nico Nico people, and forge a hard-earned peace in this MAD world.
What is required of us now is a new era of responsibility. This is the price, and the promise, of Nico NiCommons citizenship. Nico Nico Douga, in the face of common dangers, in this winter of our hardship, let us remember these timeless words: ASS, WE CAN.
Let it be said by our children's children, that when we were tested by DOS attacks, when we were refused by YouTube, that we did not turn back, nor did we falter, and we carried forth that great gift of freedom be delivered, and safely to future generations.
Thank you. God bless, and God bless Nico Nico Douga.
2018-01-13 08:54:23 -06:00
391fc06f01
Merge pull request #4789 from Citadel-Station-13/upstream-merge-34301
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[MIRROR] Harvesters now normally attack those with NODISMEMBER species
2018-01-12 17:48:24 +00:00
62cfb99cb7
Merge pull request #4788 from Citadel-Station-13/upstream-merge-34310
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[MIRROR] Removes some hrefs from logging
2018-01-12 17:48:13 +00:00
bbc1e0d386
Merge pull request #4787 from Citadel-Station-13/upstream-merge-34305
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[MIRROR] Add JMP buttons to mapping debug verbs
2018-01-12 17:47:54 +00:00
8fdfa44505
Merge pull request #4786 from Citadel-Station-13/upstream-merge-34312
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[MIRROR] Fix description of relabelled canisters
2018-01-12 17:47:40 +00:00
64c307800d
Merge pull request #4785 from Citadel-Station-13/upstream-merge-34184
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[MIRROR] Fixes pet collars not updating icons, also fixes being unable to attach collars to most pets
2018-01-12 17:47:07 +00:00
0ec41c02d4
Merge pull request #4783 from Citadel-Station-13/upstream-merge-34259
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[MIRROR] Pointing will now properly reflect a lack of arms (and legs!)
2018-01-12 17:46:29 +00:00
160955eef1
Merge pull request #4781 from Citadel-Station-13/upstream-merge-34274
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[MIRROR] Makes bot emagging more consistent
2018-01-12 17:45:14 +00:00
78c5e62ae7
Merge pull request #4780 from Citadel-Station-13/upstream-merge-34280
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[MIRROR] Fixes mobs on lavaland targeting through walls on wakeup
2018-01-12 17:44:58 +00:00
9b2406cf50
Merge pull request #4779 from Citadel-Station-13/upstream-merge-34287
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[MIRROR] Makes cyborg module damage visible to anyone nearby
2018-01-12 17:44:27 +00:00
40d2a8ed55
Merge pull request #4778 from Citadel-Station-13/upstream-merge-34288
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[MIRROR] Move a definition to the right file
2018-01-12 17:43:55 +00:00
a7ec44bfcc
Merge pull request #4773 from Citadel-Station-13/upstream-merge-34298
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[MIRROR] Adds logging and feedback messages to organ manipulations by admins
2018-01-12 17:42:24 +00:00
ed3779feff
Merge pull request #4772 from Citadel-Station-13/upstream-merge-34336
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[MIRROR] Fixes forensics runtimes
2018-01-12 17:42:05 +00:00
a2fb8b5304
Merge pull request #4765 from Citadel-Station-13/upstream-merge-34117
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[MIRROR] Makes medbots unable to inject you if you are are fully covered with THICKMATERIAL.
2018-01-12 17:41:44 +00:00
0c56db4f9b
Merge pull request #4764 from Citadel-Station-13/upstream-merge-34090
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[MIRROR] Replace hardcoded z-level numbers with a trait system
2018-01-12 17:41:28 +00:00
429237d06c
Merge pull request #34301 from kevinz000/patch-428
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Harvesters now normally attack those with NODISMEMBER species
2018-01-12 07:05:49 -06:00
ed6ec3d63a
Removes some hrefs from logging ( #34310 )
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* Removes key_name_admin calls from logging
* Removes JMP from gibtonite reaction logs
2018-01-12 07:04:39 -06:00
ab76f05a1e
Merge pull request #34305 from AutomaticFrenzy/patch/debug-mapping
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Add JMP buttons to mapping debug verbs
2018-01-12 07:04:31 -06:00
e11e4b3385
Merge pull request #34312 from AutomaticFrenzy/patch/canister-grammar
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Fix description of relabelled canisters
2018-01-12 07:03:20 -06:00
8bd1f07353
Fixes pet collars not updating icons ( #34184 )
2018-01-12 06:17:04 -06:00
8af2ee0fdd
Pointing will now properly reflect a lack of arms (and legs!) ( #34259 )
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* Update emote.dm
* Update emote.dm
* Update emote.dm
* toot
2018-01-11 21:38:08 -06:00
7e740208f9
Makes bot emagging more consistent ( #34274 )
2018-01-11 21:34:44 -06:00
7f9d721a72
Fixes mobs on lavaland targeting through walls on wakeup ( #34280 )
2018-01-11 21:33:34 -06:00
145cc8a822
Makes cyborg module damage visible to anyone nearby ( #34287 )
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* swaps to_chats with visilbe_messages in damage feedback
* adds an actual alarm sound
2018-01-11 21:32:24 -06:00
edfa926886
Move a definition to the right file ( #34288 )
2018-01-11 21:31:13 -06:00
5920ec6996
Adds logging and feedback messages to organ manipulations by admins ( #34298 )
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* logging
* Update manipulate_organs.dm
2018-01-11 21:23:21 -06:00
f234c471ee
Fixes forensics runtimes ( #34336 )
2018-01-11 21:11:58 -06:00
c0f78415a5
Merge pull request #4771 from Citadel-Station-13/upstream-merge-34270
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[MIRROR] Fixes toolarm grammar
2018-01-12 00:41:32 +00:00
d9e8f595b8
Merge pull request #4767 from Citadel-Station-13/upstream-merge-34146
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[MIRROR] Fixes vehicle action handling ordering
2018-01-12 00:40:43 +00:00
0985450524
Merge pull request #34270 from tgstation/Cyberboss-patch-3
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Fixes toolarm grammar
2018-01-11 17:12:47 -06:00
e17ce47aad
Merge pull request #4766 from Citadel-Station-13/upstream-merge-34164
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[MIRROR] Fixes megafauna being able to port through jaunt tunnels due to snowflake code
2018-01-11 21:33:52 +00:00
fe63605054
Update vehicle_actions.dm
2018-01-11 15:20:13 -06:00
c98be44b33
Merge pull request #4762 from Citadel-Station-13/upstream-merge-33817
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[MIRROR] [READY]Pulling claw 2
2018-01-11 15:19:11 -06:00
ef1ac1f0f3
Merge pull request #4760 from Citadel-Station-13/upstream-merge-34204
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[MIRROR] improves chem macro feedback
2018-01-11 15:18:43 -06:00
fe6fb09ce7
Merge pull request #4758 from Citadel-Station-13/upstream-merge-34189
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[MIRROR] CHECK_TICK & logging for cmd_admin_areatest
2018-01-11 15:17:24 -06:00
878b16e41a
Merge pull request #4757 from Citadel-Station-13/upstream-merge-34177
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[MIRROR] Prevents renaming uniquely named pets.
2018-01-11 15:16:38 -06:00
76c423e65d
Merge pull request #4756 from Citadel-Station-13/upstream-merge-34168
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[MIRROR] Corrects runtime when shooting humans
2018-01-11 15:16:16 -06:00
36a5b861f6
Merge pull request #4754 from Citadel-Station-13/upstream-merge-34216
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[MIRROR] Adds Display Name Argument to Techweb Logging
2018-01-11 15:15:54 -06:00
9f9550d5ba
Merge pull request #4752 from Citadel-Station-13/upstream-merge-34249
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[MIRROR] Replace CentComm with CentCom
2018-01-11 15:15:28 -06:00
387f8b973d
Merge pull request #4750 from Citadel-Station-13/upstream-merge-34253
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[MIRROR] Fixes potato cells missing wires
2018-01-11 15:14:48 -06:00
583bd42772
Fixes vehicle action handling ordering
2018-01-11 14:11:52 -06:00
6f96c169e1
Fixes megafauna being able to port through jaunt tunnels due to snowflake code ( #34164 )
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* Fixed megafauna porting through jaunt tunnels
* Update portals.dm
2018-01-11 14:10:41 -06:00
b128c9d3b5
Merge pull request #34117 from ShizCalev/medbot-tweak
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Makes medbots unable to inject you if you are are fully covered with THICKMATERIAL.
2018-01-11 14:07:28 -06:00
72319a9794
Replace hardcoded z-level numbers with a trait system
2018-01-11 14:06:17 -06:00
1d91243ae2
[READY]Pulling claw 2 ( #33817 )
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Pulling claw is integrated circuit,which allows drones to pull things.
2018-01-11 14:03:52 -06:00
d8f232bd07
Merge pull request #34204 from ShizCalev/chem-macro-feedback
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improves chem macro feedback
2018-01-11 14:02:35 -06:00
337ed7f0a6
Merge pull request #34189 from ShizCalev/test-area-tick
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CHECK_TICK & logging for cmd_admin_areatest
2018-01-11 07:40:41 -06:00
5cb74c909c
Merge pull request #34177 from ShizCalev/pet-rename
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Prevents renaming uniquely named pets.
2018-01-11 07:40:33 -06:00
bc7b34d369
Merge pull request #34168 from ShizCalev/dna-human-runtime
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Corrects runtime when shooting humans
2018-01-11 07:40:26 -06:00
af4f017b93
Adds Display Name Argument to Techweb Logging ( #34216 )
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* Update _techweb.dm
* Replaces ID with the name of the tech web
* REVERT ON THE WEBBITOR
* Webbitor Blues
* removes "
2018-01-11 07:40:11 -06:00
Iamgoofball