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deathride58 1042fa8ff1 Adds @CitadelBot wheelofsalt command (#7005)
* adds the wheel of salt chat command to tgs3

* fuck i missed a couple things
2018-06-05 11:15:51 -07:00

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/datum/tgs_chat_command/wheelofsalt
name = "wheelofsalt"
help_text = "What are Citadel Station 13 players salting about today? Spin the wheel and find out!"
/datum/tgs_chat_command/wheelofsalt/Run(datum/tgs_chat_user/sender, params)
var/saltresult = "The wheel of salt [pick("clatters","vibrates","clanks","groans","moans","squeaks","emits a[pick(" god-forsaken"," lewd"," creepy"," generic","n orgasmic")] [pick("airhorn","bike horn","trumpet","clown","latex","vore","dog")] noise")] as it spins violently... And it seems the salt of the day is the "
var/saltprimarysubject = "[pick("combat","medical","grab","furry","wall","orgasm","cat","ERP","lizard","dog","latex","vision cone","atmospherics","table","chem","vore","dogborg","Skylar Lineman","Mekhi Anderson","Peppermint","rework","cum","dick","cockvore")]"
var/saltsecondarysubject = "[pick("rework","changes","r34","ban","removal","addition","leak","proposal","fanart","introduction","tabling","ERP")]"
saltresult += "[saltprimarysubject] [saltsecondarysubject]"
return "[saltresult]!"