Removes the the vast majority of 'The the' from the the code (#15597)

* The the * Some more * Review 1 * A couple more
2026-07-13 08:03:43 +01:00 · 2021-06-20 15:20:32 +01:00
parent fc3185dcb6
commit 0b375de42c
185 changed files with 500 additions and 510 deletions
@@ -27,10 +27,10 @@

 /obj/item/badminBook/attack_self(mob/living/user as mob)
 	if(user.middleClickOverride)
-		to_chat(user, "<span class='warning'>You try to draw power from the [src], but you cannot hold the power at this time!</span>")
+		to_chat(user, "<span class='warning'>You try to draw power from [src], but you cannot hold the power at this time!</span>")
 		return
 	user.middleClickOverride = clickBehavior
-	to_chat(user, "<span class='notice'>You draw a bit of power from the [src], you can use <b>middle click</b> or <b>alt click</b> to release the power!</span>")
+	to_chat(user, "<span class='notice'>You draw a bit of power from [src], you can use <b>middle click</b> or <b>alt click</b> to release the power!</span>")

 /datum/middleClickOverride/badminClicker
 	var/summon_path = /obj/item/reagent_containers/food/snacks/cookie
@@ -95,7 +95,7 @@
 				if((ABSTRACT in item.flags) || (NODROP in item.flags))
 					continue
 				marked_item = item
-				to_chat(M, "<span class='warning'>You begin to focus your very being into the [item.name]...</span>")
+				to_chat(M, "<span class='warning'>You begin to focus your very being into [item]...</span>")
 				break

 			if(!marked_item)
@@ -104,7 +104,7 @@

 			spawn(50)
 				if(marked_item.loc != M) //I changed my mind I don't want to put my soul in a cheeseburger!
-					to_chat(M, "<span class='warning'>Your soul snaps back to your body as you drop the [marked_item.name]!</span>")
+					to_chat(M, "<span class='warning'>Your soul snaps back to your body as you drop [marked_item]!</span>")
 					marked_item = null
 					return
 				name = "RISE!"
@@ -80,7 +80,7 @@
 							var/obj/item/organ/external/part = X
 							if(item_to_retrieve in part.embedded_objects)
 								part.embedded_objects -= item_to_retrieve
-								to_chat(C, "<span class='warning'>The [item_to_retrieve] that was embedded in your [part] has mysteriously vanished. How fortunate!</span>")
+								to_chat(C, "<span class='warning'>\The [item_to_retrieve] that was embedded in your [part] has mysteriously vanished. How fortunate!</span>")
 								if(!C.has_embedded_objects())
 									C.clear_alert("embeddedobject")
 								break
@@ -99,7 +99,7 @@
 			if(!item_to_retrieve)
 				return

-			item_to_retrieve.loc.visible_message("<span class='warning'>The [item_to_retrieve.name] suddenly disappears!</span>")
+			item_to_retrieve.loc.visible_message("<span class='warning'>\The [item_to_retrieve] suddenly disappears!</span>")


 			if(target.hand) //left active hand
@@ -112,10 +112,10 @@
 						butterfingers = 1
 			if(butterfingers)
 				item_to_retrieve.loc = target.loc
-				item_to_retrieve.loc.visible_message("<span class='caution'>The [item_to_retrieve.name] suddenly appears!</span>")
+				item_to_retrieve.loc.visible_message("<span class='caution'>\The [item_to_retrieve] suddenly appears!</span>")
 				playsound(get_turf(target),'sound/magic/summonitems_generic.ogg',50,1)
 			else
-				item_to_retrieve.loc.visible_message("<span class='caution'>The [item_to_retrieve.name] suddenly appears in [target]'s hand!</span>")
+				item_to_retrieve.loc.visible_message("<span class='caution'>\The [item_to_retrieve] suddenly appears in [target]'s hand!</span>")
 				playsound(get_turf(target),'sound/magic/summonitems_generic.ogg',50,1)

 		if(message)
@@ -150,16 +150,16 @@
 	if(usr.incapacitated() || usr.buckled) //are you cuffed, dying, lying, stunned or other
 		return
 	if(!ishuman(usr)) //Make sure they're a mob that has dna
-		to_chat(usr, "<span class='notice'>Try as you might, you can not climb up into the [src].</span>")
+		to_chat(usr, "<span class='notice'>Try as you might, you can not climb up into [src].</span>")
 		return
 	if(occupant)
-		to_chat(usr, "<span class='boldnotice'>The [src] is already occupied!</span>")
+		to_chat(usr, "<span class='boldnotice'>[src] is already occupied!</span>")
 		return
 	if(usr.abiotic())
 		to_chat(usr, "<span class='boldnotice'>Subject cannot have abiotic items on.</span>")
 		return
 	if(usr.has_buckled_mobs()) //mob attached to us
-		to_chat(usr, "<span class='warning'>[usr] will not fit into the [src] because [usr.p_they()] [usr.p_have()] a slime latched onto [usr.p_their()] head.</span>")
+		to_chat(usr, "<span class='warning'>[usr] will not fit into [src] because [usr.p_they()] [usr.p_have()] a slime latched onto [usr.p_their()] head.</span>")
 		return
 	usr.stop_pulling()
 	usr.forceMove(src)
@@ -188,7 +188,7 @@
 	if(!istype(user.loc, /turf) || !istype(O.loc, /turf)) // are you in a container/closet/pod/etc?
 		return
 	if(occupant)
-		to_chat(user, "<span class='boldnotice'>The [src] is already occupied!</span>")
+		to_chat(user, "<span class='boldnotice'>[src] is already occupied!</span>")
 		return
 	var/mob/living/L = O
 	if(!istype(L) || L.buckled)
@@ -200,9 +200,9 @@
 		to_chat(user, "<span class='warning'>[L] will not fit into [src] because [L.p_they()] [L.p_have()] a slime latched onto [L.p_their()] head.</span>")
 		return
 	if(L == user)
-		visible_message("[user] climbs into the [src].")
+		visible_message("<span class='notice'>[user] climbs into [src].</span>")
 	else
-		visible_message("[user] puts [L.name] into the [src].")
+		visible_message("<span class='notice'>[user] puts [L.name] into [src].</span>")
 	put_in(L)
 	if(user.pulling == L)
 		user.stop_pulling()
@@ -235,7 +235,7 @@
 			to_chat(user, "<span class='boldnotice'>Subject cannot have abiotic items on.</span>")
 			return
 		if(G.affecting.has_buckled_mobs()) //mob attached to us
-			to_chat(user, "<span class='warning'>will not fit into the [src] because [G.affecting.p_they()] [G.affecting.p_have()] a slime latched onto [G.affecting.p_their()] head.</span>")
+			to_chat(user, "<span class='warning'>[G] will not fit into [src] because [G.affecting.p_they()] [G.affecting.p_have()] a slime latched onto [G.affecting.p_their()] head.</span>")
 			return
 		if(panel_open)
 			to_chat(usr, "<span class='boldnotice'>Close the maintenance panel first.</span>")
@@ -49,7 +49,7 @@
 				to_chat(user, "<span class='notice'>We stealthily stab [target] with a minor proboscis...</span>")
 				to_chat(target, "<span class='userdanger'>You experience a stabbing sensation and your ears begin to ring...</span>")
 			if(3)
-				to_chat(user, "<span class='notice'>You mold the [target]'s mind like clay, [target.p_they()] can now speak in the hivemind!</span>")
+				to_chat(user, "<span class='notice'>You mold [target]'s mind like clay, [target.p_they()] can now speak in the hivemind!</span>")
 				to_chat(target, "<span class='userdanger'>A migraine throbs behind your eyes, you hear yourself screaming - but your mouth has not opened!</span>")
 				for(var/mob/M in GLOB.mob_list)
 					if(GLOB.all_languages["Changeling"] in M.languages)
@@ -38,7 +38,7 @@

 /datum/action/changeling/weapon/sting_action(mob/user)
 	if(!user.drop_item())
-		to_chat(user, "The [user.get_active_hand()] is stuck to your hand, you cannot grow a [weapon_name_simple] over it!")
+		to_chat(user, "[user.get_active_hand()] is stuck to your hand, you cannot grow a [weapon_name_simple] over it!")
 		return
 	var/obj/item/W = new weapon_type(user, silent)
 	user.put_in_hands(W)
@@ -212,7 +212,7 @@
 			to_chat(loc, "<span class='notice'>You prepare to extend a tentacle.</span>")

 /obj/item/gun/magic/tentacle/shoot_with_empty_chamber(mob/living/user as mob|obj)
-	to_chat(user, "<span class='warning'>The [name] is not ready yet.</span>")
+	to_chat(user, "<span class='warning'>[src] is not ready yet.</span>")

 /obj/item/gun/magic/tentacle/suicide_act(mob/user)
 	user.visible_message("<span class='suicide'>[user] coils [src] tightly around [user.p_their()] neck! It looks like [user.p_theyre()] trying to commit suicide.</span>")
@@ -30,7 +30,7 @@
 	if(target.has_buckled_mobs()) //mob attached to us
 		to_chat(user, "<span class='warning'>[target] will not fit into [src] because [target.p_they()] [target.p_have()] a slime latched onto [target.p_their()] head.</span>")
 		return
-	visible_message("[user] puts [target] into the [src].")
+	visible_message("<span class='notice'>[user] puts [target] into [src].</span>")

 	target.forceMove(src)
 	occupant = target
@@ -187,12 +187,12 @@
 		if(isabductor(grabbed.affecting))
 			return
 		if(occupant)
-			to_chat(user, "<span class='notice'>The [src] is already occupied!</span>")
+			to_chat(user, "<span class='notice'>[src] is already occupied!</span>")
 			return
 		if(grabbed.affecting.has_buckled_mobs()) //mob attached to us
 			to_chat(user, "<span class='warning'>[grabbed.affecting] will not fit into [src] because [grabbed.affecting.p_they()] [grabbed.affecting.p_have()] a slime latched onto [grabbed.affecting.p_their()] head.</span>")
 			return
-		visible_message("[user] puts [grabbed.affecting] into the [src].")
+		visible_message("<span class='notice'>[user] puts [grabbed.affecting] into [src].</span>")
 		var/mob/living/carbon/human/H = grabbed.affecting
 		H.forceMove(src)
 		occupant = H
@@ -63,7 +63,7 @@
 /obj/item/guardian_bomb/proc/detonate(mob/living/user)
 	if(!istype(user))
 		return
-	to_chat(user, "<span class='danger'>The [src] was boobytrapped!</span>")
+	to_chat(user, "<span class='danger'>[src] was boobytrapped!</span>")
 	if(istype(spawner, /mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/guardian))
 		var/mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/guardian/G = spawner
 		if(user == G.summoner)
@@ -400,12 +400,12 @@ GLOBAL_VAR(bomb_set)
 	if(safety == 1)
 		if(!is_syndicate)
 			set_security_level(previous_level)
-		visible_message("<span class='notice'>The [src] quiets down.</span>")
+		visible_message("<span class='notice'>[src] quiets down.</span>")
 		if(!lighthack)
 			if(icon_state == "nuclearbomb2")
 				icon_state = "nuclearbomb1"
 	else
-		visible_message("<span class='notice'>The [src] emits a quiet whirling noise!</span>")
+		visible_message("<span class='notice'>[src] emits a quiet whirling noise!</span>")

 //==========DAT FUKKEN DISK===============
 /obj/item/disk/nuclear
@@ -513,7 +513,7 @@
 	target_apc.operating = 0
 	target_apc.update()
 	target_apc.update_icon()
-	target_apc.visible_message("<span class='warning'>The [target_apc] flickers and begins to grow dark.</span>")
+	target_apc.visible_message("<span class='warning'>[target_apc] flickers and begins to grow dark.</span>")

 	to_chat(user, "<span class='shadowling'>You dim the APC's screen and carefully begin siphoning its power into the void.</span>")
 	if(!do_after(user, 200, target=target_apc))
@@ -522,7 +522,7 @@
 		target_apc.operating = 1
 		target_apc.update()
 		target_apc.update_icon()
-		target_apc.visible_message("<span class='warning'>The [target_apc] begins glowing brightly!</span>")
+		target_apc.visible_message("<span class='warning'>[target_apc] begins glowing brightly!</span>")
 	else
 		//We did it!
 		to_chat(user, "<span class='shadowling'>You sent the APC's power to the void while overloading all it's lights!</span>")
@@ -57,7 +57,7 @@
 				new /obj/effect/particle_effect/smoke(H.loc)
 				var/mob/living/carbon/human/M = new/mob/living/carbon/human(H.loc)
 				M.key = C.key
-				to_chat(M, "<B>You are the [H.real_name]'s apprentice! You are bound by magic contract to follow [H.p_their()] orders and help [H.p_them()] in accomplishing their goals.")
+				to_chat(M, "<B>You are [H.real_name]'s apprentice! You are bound by magic contract to follow [H.p_their()] orders and help [H.p_them()] in accomplishing their goals.")
 				switch(href_list["school"])
 					if("destruction")
 						M.mind.AddSpell(new /obj/effect/proc_holder/spell/targeted/projectile/magic_missile(null))
@@ -293,7 +293,7 @@ GLOBAL_LIST_EMPTY(multiverse)

 /obj/item/multisword/attack(mob/living/M as mob, mob/living/user as mob)  //to prevent accidental friendly fire or out and out grief.
 	if(M.real_name == user.real_name)
-		to_chat(user, "<span class='warning'>The [src] detects benevolent energies in your target and redirects your attack!</span>")
+		to_chat(user, "<span class='warning'>[src] detects benevolent energies in your target and redirects your attack!</span>")
 		return
 	..()

@@ -856,7 +856,7 @@ GLOBAL_LIST_EMPTY(multiverse)
 		if(link)
 			target = null
 			link.loc = get_turf(src)
-			to_chat(user, "<span class='notice'>You remove the [link] from the doll.</span>")
+			to_chat(user, "<span class='notice'>You remove [link] from the doll.</span>")
 			link = null
 			update_targets()
 			return
@@ -783,7 +783,7 @@
 		owner = user
 		return
 	if(user != owner)
-		to_chat(user, "<span class='warning'>The [name] does not recognize you as it's owner and refuses to open!</span>")
+		to_chat(user, "<span class='warning'>[src] does not recognize you as it's owner and refuses to open!</span>")
 		return
 	user.set_machine(src)
 	var/dat = ""
@@ -104,7 +104,7 @@
 		storedpda.desc = colorlist[P]

 	else
-		to_chat(user, "<span class='notice'>The [src] is empty.</span>")
+		to_chat(user, "<span class='notice'>[src] is empty.</span>")


 /obj/machinery/pdapainter/verb/ejectpda()
@@ -120,7 +120,7 @@
 		storedpda = null
 		update_icon()
 	else
-		to_chat(usr, "<span class='notice'>The [src] is empty.</span>")
+		to_chat(usr, "<span class='notice'>[src] is empty.</span>")


 /obj/machinery/pdapainter/power_change()
@@ -54,7 +54,7 @@
 		return FALSE
 	if(status)
 		SSalarm.triggerAlarm("Motion", get_area(src), list(UID()), src)
-		visible_message("<span class='warning'>A red light flashes on the [src]!</span>")
+		visible_message("<span class='warning'>A red light flashes on [src]!</span>")
 	detectTime = -1
 	return TRUE

@@ -234,7 +234,7 @@

 	if(!silent)
 		var/obj/oldobj = obj
-		visible_message("The [oldobj.name] fades away!")
+		visible_message("[oldobj] fades away!")
 	qdel(obj)

 /obj/machinery/computer/HolodeckControl/proc/checkInteg(area/A)
@@ -505,12 +505,12 @@
 			return
 		G.affecting.loc = src.loc
 		G.affecting.Weaken(5)
-		visible_message("<span class='warning'>[G.assailant] dunks [G.affecting] into the [src]!</span>")
+		visible_message("<span class='warning'>[G.assailant] dunks [G.affecting] into [src]!</span>")
 		qdel(W)
 		return
 	else if(istype(W, /obj/item) && get_dist(src,user)<2)
 		user.drop_item(src)
-		visible_message("<span class='notice'>[user] dunks [W] into the [src]!</span>")
+		visible_message("<span class='notice'>[user] dunks [W] into [src]!</span>")
 		return

 /obj/structure/holohoop/CanPass(atom/movable/mover, turf/target, height=0)
@@ -59,10 +59,7 @@
 		return TRUE
 	if("toggle_bolts" in href_list)
 		bolts = !bolts
-		if(bolts)
-			visible_message("You hear a quite click as the [src] bolts to the floor", "You hear a quite click")
-		else
-			visible_message("You hear a quite click as the [src]'s floor bolts raise", "You hear a quite click")
+		visible_message("<span class='notice'>You hear a quiet click as [src][bolts ? " bolts to the floor" : "'s bolts raise"].</span>", "<span class='notice>You hear a quiet click.</span>")
 		return TRUE

 /obj/machinery/air_sensor/attackby(obj/item/W as obj, mob/user as mob)
@@ -71,7 +68,7 @@
 		return 1
 	if(istype(W, /obj/item/wrench))
 		if(bolts)
-			to_chat(usr, "The [src] is bolted to the floor! You can't detach it like this.")
+			to_chat(usr, "[src] is bolted to the floor! You can't detach it like this.")
 			return 1
 		playsound(loc, W.usesound, 50, 1)
 		to_chat(user, "<span class='notice'>You begin to unfasten \the [src]...</span>")
@@ -392,7 +392,7 @@
 /obj/item/circuitboard/rdconsole/attackby(obj/item/I as obj, mob/user as mob, params)
 	if(istype(I,/obj/item/card/id)||istype(I, /obj/item/pda))
 		if(allowed(user))
-			user.visible_message("<span class='notice'>\the [user] waves [user.p_their()] ID past the [src]'s access protocol scanner.</span>", "<span class='notice'>You swipe your ID past the [src]'s access protocol scanner.</span>")
+			user.visible_message("<span class='notice'>[user] waves [user.p_their()] ID past [src]'s access protocol scanner.</span>", "<span class='notice'>You swipe your ID past [src]'s access protocol scanner.</span>")
 			var/console_choice = input(user, "What do you want to configure the access to?", "Access Modification", "R&D Core") as null|anything in access_types
 			if(console_choice == null)
 				return
@@ -52,7 +52,7 @@
 		else
 			. += "<span class='notice'>Its locking clamps can be [clamps_locked ? "dis" : ""]engaged by swiping an ID with access.</span>"
 	else
-		. += "<span class='notice'>There are a pair of <b>bolts</b> in the defib unit housing securing the [src] to the wall.<span>"
+		. += "<span class='notice'>There are a pair of <b>bolts</b> in the defibrillator unit housing, securing [src] to the wall.<span>"

 /obj/machinery/defibrillator_mount/process()
 	if(defib && defib.cell && defib.cell.charge < defib.cell.maxcharge && is_operational())
@@ -117,7 +117,7 @@
 /obj/machinery/defibrillator_mount/wrench_act(mob/user, obj/item/I)
 	. = TRUE
 	if(defib)
-		to_chat(user, "<span class='warning'>The [defib] is blocking access to the bolts!</span>")
+		to_chat(user, "<span class='warning'>[defib] is blocking access to the bolts!</span>")
 		return
 	if(!I.use_tool(src, user, 0, volume = I.tool_volume))
 		return
@@ -43,7 +43,7 @@

 	if(istype(I, /obj/item/hair_dye_bottle))
 		var/obj/item/hair_dye_bottle/HD = I
-		user.visible_message("<span class='notice'>[user] fills the [HD] up with some dye.</span>","<span class='notice'>You fill the [HD] up with some hair dye.</span>")
+		user.visible_message("<span class='notice'>[user] fills [HD] up with some dye.</span>","<span class='notice'>You fill [HD] up with some hair dye.</span>")
 		HD.dye_color = dye_color
 		HD.update_dye_overlay()
 		return
@@ -52,7 +52,7 @@
 //Hair Dye Bottle

 /obj/item/hair_dye_bottle
-	name = "Hair Dye Bottle"
+	name = "hair dye bottle"
 	desc = "A refillable bottle used for holding hair dyes of all sorts of colors."
 	icon = 'icons/obj/items.dmi'
 	icon_state = "hairdyebottle"
@@ -69,7 +69,7 @@ FIRE ALARM
 	if(!emagged)
 		emagged = TRUE
 		if(user)
-			user.visible_message("<span class='warning'>Sparks fly out of the [src]!</span>",
+			user.visible_message("<span class='warning'>Sparks fly out of [src]!</span>",
 								"<span class='notice'>You emag [src], disabling its thermal sensors.</span>")
 		playsound(loc, 'sound/effects/sparks4.ogg', 50, 1)

@@ -21,7 +21,7 @@
 		return 1

 	if(istype(W, /obj/item/screwdriver))
-		to_chat(user, "You begin to unscrew the bolts off the [src]...")
+		to_chat(user, "<span class='notice'>You begin to unscrew the bolts off [src]...</span>")
 		playsound(get_turf(src), W.usesound, 50, 1)
 		if(do_after(user, 30 * W.toolspeed, target = src))
 			var/obj/machinery/mass_driver_frame/F = new(get_turf(src))
@@ -499,13 +499,11 @@
 			P.on_construction(dir, pipe_dir, color)

 	user.visible_message( \
-		"[user] fastens the [src].", \
-		"<span class='notice'>You have fastened the [src].</span>", \
-		"You hear ratchet.")
+		"<span class='notice'>[user] fastens [src].</span>",
+		"<span class='notice'>You fasten [src].</span>",
+		"<span class='notice'>You hear a ratchet.</span>")
 	qdel(src)	// remove the pipe item

-	return
-
 /obj/item/pipe_meter
 	name = "meter"
 	desc = "A meter that can be laid on pipes"
@@ -63,7 +63,7 @@
 		M.set_multitool_buffer(user, src)
 	else
 		linked_pad = M.buffer
-		to_chat(user, "<span class='notice'>You link the [src] to the one in the [I.name]'s buffer.</span>")
+		to_chat(user, "<span class='notice'>You link [src] to the one in [I]'s buffer.</span>")

 /obj/machinery/quantumpad/screwdriver_act(mob/user, obj/item/I)
 	. = TRUE
@@ -77,7 +77,7 @@
 			emergency_mode = FALSE
 			update_icon()
 		playsound(src, "sparks", 75, TRUE, SHORT_RANGE_SOUND_EXTRARANGE)
-		to_chat(user, "<span class='notice'>You use the cryptographic sequencer on the [name].</span>")
+		to_chat(user, "<span class='notice'>You use the cryptographic sequencer on [src].</span>")

 /obj/machinery/recycler/update_icon()
 	..()
@@ -126,7 +126,7 @@
 	return visible

 /obj/machinery/shieldgen
-	name = "Emergency shield projector"
+	name = "emergency shield projector"
 	desc = "Used to seal minor hull breaches."
 	icon = 'icons/obj/objects.dmi'
 	icon_state = "shieldoff"
@@ -253,7 +253,7 @@
 			health = max_health
 			malfunction = TRUE
 			playsound(loc, coil.usesound, 50, 1)
-			to_chat(user, "<span class='notice'>You repair the [src]!</span>")
+			to_chat(user, "<span class='notice'>You repair [src]!</span>")
 			update_icon()

 	else if(istype(I, /obj/item/card/id) || istype(I, /obj/item/pda))
@@ -409,7 +409,7 @@
 		active = 2
 	if(active >= 1)
 		if(power == 0)
-			visible_message("<span class='warning'>The [name] shuts down due to lack of power!</span>", \
+			visible_message("<span class='warning'>[name] shuts down due to lack of power!</span>", \
 				"You hear heavy droning fade out")
 			icon_state = "Shield_Gen"
 			active = 0
@@ -315,7 +315,7 @@
 		if(store_item(I, user))
 			update_icon()
 			SStgui.update_uis(src)
-			to_chat(user, "<span class='notice'>You load the [I] into the storage compartment.</span>")
+			to_chat(user, "<span class='notice'>You load [I] into the storage compartment.</span>")
 		else
 			to_chat(user, "<span class='warning'>You can't fit [I] into [src]!</span>")
 		return
@@ -382,10 +382,10 @@
 		return
 	var/mob/living/target = A
 	if(!state_open)
-		to_chat(user, "<span class='warning'>The [src]'s doors are shut!</span>")
+		to_chat(user, "<span class='warning'>[src]'s doors are shut!</span>")
 		return
 	if(!is_operational())
-		to_chat(user, "<span class='warning'>The [src] is not operational!</span>")
+		to_chat(user, "<span class='warning'>[src] is not operational!</span>")
 		return
 	if(occupant || helmet || suit || storage)
 		to_chat(user, "<span class='warning'>It's too cluttered inside to fit in!</span>")
@@ -540,7 +540,7 @@
 			to_chat(user, "<span class='notice'>You load [src] with [I].</span>")
 			I.loc = src
 		else
-			to_chat(user, "<span class='warning'>The [I] wont fit! The [src] can only hold up to [max_beakers] containers.</span>")
+			to_chat(user, "<span class='warning'>[I] won't fit! [src] can only hold up to [max_beakers] containers.</span>")
 			return
 	else
 		return ..()
@@ -56,7 +56,7 @@
 				return
 			L.forceMove(src)
 			locked = L
-			to_chat(user, "<span class='caution'>You insert the GPS device into the [src]'s slot.</span>")
+			to_chat(user, "<span class='caution'>You insert the GPS device into [src]'s slot.</span>")
 	else
 		return ..()

@@ -290,7 +290,7 @@
 			return
 		I.forceMove(src)
 		coin = I
-		to_chat(user, "<span class='notice'>You insert [I] into the [src]</span>")
+		to_chat(user, "<span class='notice'>You insert [I] into [src].</span>")
 		SStgui.update_uis(src)
 		return
 	if(refill_canister && istype(I, refill_canister))
@@ -309,7 +309,7 @@
 			crayon = null
 			state = 1
 		if(5)
-			to_chat(user, "<span class='warning'>The [src] is busy.</span>")
+			to_chat(user, "<span class='warning'>[src] is busy.</span>")
 		if(6)
 			state = 7
 		if(7)
@@ -33,7 +33,7 @@

 /obj/item/mecha_parts/mecha_equipment/Destroy()//missiles detonating, teleporter creating singularity?
 	if(chassis)
-		chassis.occupant_message("<span class='danger'>The [src] is destroyed!</span>")
+		chassis.occupant_message("<span class='danger'>[src] is destroyed!</span>")
 		chassis.log_append_to_last("[src] is destroyed.",1)
 		if(istype(src, /obj/item/mecha_parts/mecha_equipment/weapon))
 			chassis.occupant << sound(chassis.weapdestrsound, volume = 50)
@@ -468,7 +468,7 @@
 		occupant_message("Syringe loaded.")
 		update_equip_info()
 		return 1
-	occupant_message("The [src] syringe chamber is full.")
+	occupant_message("[src] syringe chamber is full.")
 	return 0

 /obj/item/mecha_parts/mecha_equipment/medical/syringe_gun/proc/analyze_reagents(atom/A)
@@ -785,10 +785,10 @@
 		to_chat(user, "You close the hatch to the power unit")
 	else
 		// Since having maint protocols available is controllable by the MMI, I see this as a consensual way to remove an MMI without destroying the mech
-		user.visible_message("[user] begins levering out the MMI from the [src].", "You begin to lever out the MMI from the [src].")
+		user.visible_message("<span class='notice'>[user] begins levering out the MMI from [src].</span>", "<span class='notice'>You begin to lever out the MMI from [src].</span>")
 		to_chat(occupant, "<span class='warning'>[user] is prying you out of the exosuit!</span>")
 		if(I.use_tool(src, user, 80, volume = I.tool_volume) && pilot_is_mmi())
-			user.visible_message("<span class='notice'>[user] pries the MMI out of the [src]!</span>", "<span class='notice'>You finish removing the MMI from the [src]!</span>")
+			user.visible_message("<span class='notice'>[user] pries the MMI out of [src]!</span>", "<span class='notice'>You finish removing the MMI from [src]!</span>")
 			go_out()

 /obj/mecha/screwdriver_act(mob/user, obj/item/I)
@@ -1065,7 +1065,7 @@
 		return
 	log_message("[user] tries to move in.")
 	if(occupant)
-		to_chat(user, "<span class='warning'>The [src] is already occupied!</span>")
+		to_chat(user, "<span class='warning'>[src] is already occupied!</span>")
 		log_append_to_last("Permission denied.")
 		return
 	var/passed
@@ -28,10 +28,10 @@
 				<small>[fluffnotice]</small><hr>"
 	switch(get_area_type())
 		if(AREA_SPACE)
-			text += "<p>According to the [src.name], you are now in <b>outer space</b>.  Hold your breath.</p> \
+			text += "<p>According to [src], you are now in <b>outer space</b>. Hold your breath.</p> \
 			<p><a href='?src=[UID()];create_area=1'>Mark this place as new area.</a></p>"
 		if(AREA_SPECIAL)
-			text += "<p>This place is not noted on the [src.name].</p>"
+			text += "<p>This place is not noted on [src].</p>"
 	return text


@@ -57,7 +57,7 @@
 	. = ..()
 	var/area/A = get_area()
 	if(get_area_type() == AREA_STATION)
-		. += "<p>According to the [src], you are now in <b>\"[sanitize(A.name)]\"</b>.</p>"
+		. += "<p>According to [src], you are now in <b>\"[sanitize(A.name)]\"</b>.</p>"
 	var/datum/browser/popup = new(user, "blueprints", "[src]", 700, 500)
 	popup.set_content(.)
 	popup.open()
@@ -79,7 +79,7 @@
 	. = ..()
 	var/area/A = get_area()
 	if(get_area_type() == AREA_STATION)
-		. += "<p>According to the [src], you are now in <b>\"[sanitize(A.name)]\"</b>.</p>"
+		. += "<p>According to [src], you are now in <b>\"[sanitize(A.name)]\"</b>.</p>"
 	var/datum/browser/popup = new(user, "blueprints", "[src]", 700, 500)
 	popup.set_content(.)
 	popup.open()
@@ -106,7 +106,7 @@
 	. = ..()
 	var/area/A = get_area()
 	if(get_area_type() == AREA_STATION)
-		. += "<p>According to the [src], you are now in <b>\"[sanitize(A.name)]\"</b>.</p>"
+		. += "<p>According to [src], you are now in <b>\"[sanitize(A.name)]\"</b>.</p>"
 		. += "<p>You may <a href='?src=[UID()];edit_area=1'> move an amendment</a> to the drawing.</p>"
 	if(!viewing)
 		. += "<p><a href='?src=[UID()];view_blueprints=1'>View structural data</a></p>"
@@ -59,7 +59,7 @@
 	if(over_object == usr && (in_range(src, usr) || usr.contents.Find(src)))
 		if(!ishuman(usr) || opened || length(contents))
 			return FALSE
-		visible_message("[usr] folds up the [name]")
+		visible_message("<span class='notice'>[usr] folds up [src].</span>")
 		new item_path(get_turf(src))
 		qdel(src)

@@ -40,7 +40,7 @@
 /obj/item/candle/welder_act(mob/user, obj/item/I)
 	. = TRUE
 	if(I.tool_use_check(user, 0)) //Don't need to flash eyes because you are a badass
-		light("<span class='notice'>[user] casually lights the [name] with [I], what a badass.</span>")
+		light("<span class='notice'>[user] casually lights [src] with [I], what a badass.</span>")

 /obj/item/candle/fire_act(datum/gas_mixture/air, exposed_temperature, exposed_volume, global_overlay = TRUE)
 	if(!lit)
@@ -237,23 +237,23 @@
 //Spraycan stuff

 /obj/item/toy/crayon/spraycan
-	icon_state = "spraycan_cap"
+	name = "\improper Nanotrasen-brand Rapid Paint Applicator"
 	desc = "A metallic container containing tasty paint."
+	icon_state = "spraycan_cap"
 	var/capped = 1
 	instant = 1
 	validSurfaces = list(/turf/simulated/floor,/turf/simulated/wall)

 /obj/item/toy/crayon/spraycan/New()
 	..()
-	name = "Nanotrasen-brand Rapid Paint Applicator"
 	update_icon()

 /obj/item/toy/crayon/spraycan/attack_self(mob/living/user as mob)
 	var/choice = input(user,"Spraycan options") in list("Toggle Cap","Change Drawing","Change Color")
 	switch(choice)
 		if("Toggle Cap")
-			to_chat(user, "<span class='notice'>You [capped ? "Remove" : "Replace"] the cap of the [src]</span>")
-			capped = capped ? 0 : 1
+			to_chat(user, "<span class='notice'>You [capped ? "remove" : "replace"] the cap of [src].</span>")
+			capped = !capped
 			icon_state = "spraycan[capped ? "_cap" : ""]"
 			update_icon()
 		if("Change Drawing")
@@ -169,7 +169,7 @@
 	if(!S)
 		to_chat(user, "<span class='warning'>You can't scan this body part.</span>")
 		return
-	M.visible_message("<span class='warning'>[user] scans the wounds on [M]'s [S] with [src]</span>")
+	M.visible_message("<span class='warning'>[user] scans the wounds on [M]'s [S.name] with [src]</span>")

 	add_data(S)
 	return 1
@@ -26,19 +26,19 @@
 		return 0
 	return 1

-/obj/item/flash/attackby(obj/item/W, mob/user, params)
+/obj/item/flash/attackby(obj/item/I, mob/user, params)
 	if(can_overcharge)
-		if(istype(W, /obj/item/screwdriver))
+		if(istype(I, /obj/item/screwdriver))
 			if(battery_panel)
-				to_chat(user, "<span class='notice'>You close the battery compartment on the [src].</span>")
+				to_chat(user, "<span class='notice'>You close the battery compartment on [src].</span>")
 				battery_panel = 0
 			else
-				to_chat(user, "<span class='notice'>You open the battery compartment on the [src].</span>")
+				to_chat(user, "<span class='notice'>You open the battery compartment on [src].</span>")
 				battery_panel = 1
 		if(battery_panel && !overcharged)
-			if(istype(W, /obj/item/stock_parts/cell))
-				to_chat(user, "<span class='notice'>You jam the cell into battery compartment on the [src].</span>")
-				qdel(W)
+			if(istype(I, /obj/item/stock_parts/cell))
+				to_chat(user, "<span class='notice'>You jam [I] into the battery compartment on [src].</span>")
+				qdel(I)
 				overcharged = 1
 				overlays += "overcharge"

@@ -51,7 +51,7 @@
 /obj/item/flash/proc/burn_out() //Made so you can override it if you want to have an invincible flash from R&D or something.
 	broken = 1
 	icon_state = "[initial(icon_state)]burnt"
-	visible_message("<span class='notice'>The [src.name] burns out!</span>")
+	visible_message("<span class='notice'>[src] burns out!</span>")


 /obj/item/flash/proc/flash_recharge(mob/user)
@@ -119,15 +119,15 @@
 		add_attack_logs(user, M, "Flashed with [src]")
 		if(M.flash_eyes(affect_silicon = 1))
 			M.Weaken(rand(5,10))
-			user.visible_message("<span class='disarm'>[user] overloads [M]'s sensors with the [src.name]!</span>", "<span class='danger'>You overload [M]'s sensors with the [src.name]!</span>")
+			user.visible_message("<span class='disarm'>[user] overloads [M]'s sensors with [src]!</span>", "<span class='danger'>You overload [M]'s sensors with [src]!</span>")
 		return 1
-	user.visible_message("<span class='disarm'>[user] fails to blind [M] with the [src.name]!</span>", "<span class='warning'>You fail to blind [M] with the [src.name]!</span>")
+	user.visible_message("<span class='disarm'>[user] fails to blind [M] with [src]!</span>", "<span class='warning'>You fail to blind [M] with [src]!</span>")


 /obj/item/flash/attack_self(mob/living/carbon/user, flag = 0, emp = 0)
 	if(!try_use_flash(user))
 		return 0
-	user.visible_message("<span class='disarm'>[user]'s [src.name] emits a blinding light!</span>", "<span class='danger'>Your [src.name] emits a blinding light!</span>")
+	user.visible_message("<span class='disarm'>[user]'s [src] emits a blinding light!</span>", "<span class='danger'>Your [src] emits a blinding light!</span>")
 	for(var/mob/living/carbon/M in oviewers(3, null))
 		flash_carbon(M, user, 3, 0)

@@ -158,7 +158,7 @@
 						resisted = 1

 					if(resisted)
-						to_chat(user, "<span class='warning'>This mind seems resistant to the [name]!</span>")
+						to_chat(user, "<span class='warning'>This mind seems resistant to [src]!</span>")
 				else
 					to_chat(user, "<span class='warning'>They must be conscious before you can convert [M.p_them()]!</span>")
 			else
@@ -52,13 +52,13 @@
 			user.drop_item()
 			W.loc = src
 			diode = W
-			to_chat(user, "<span class='notice'>You install a [diode.name] in [src].</span>")
+			to_chat(user, "<span class='notice'>You install [diode] in [src].</span>")
 		else
 			to_chat(user, "<span class='notice'>[src] already has a cell.</span>")

 	else if(istype(W, /obj/item/screwdriver))
 		if(diode)
-			to_chat(user, "<span class='notice'>You remove the [diode.name] from the [src].</span>")
+			to_chat(user, "<span class='notice'>You remove [diode] from [src].</span>")
 			diode.loc = get_turf(src.loc)
 			diode = null
 			return
@@ -50,10 +50,10 @@

 /obj/item/pizza_bomb/proc/go_boom()
 	if(disarmed)
-		visible_message("<span class='danger'>[bicon(src)] Sparks briefly jump out of the [correct_wire] wire on \the [src], but it's disarmed!")
+		visible_message("<span class='danger'>[bicon(src)] Sparks briefly jump out of the [correct_wire] wire on [src], but it's disarmed!</span>")
 		return
 	atom_say("Enjoy the pizza!")
-	src.visible_message("<span class='userdanger'>\The [src] violently explodes!</span>")
+	visible_message("<span class='userdanger'>[src] violently explodes!</span>")
 	explosion(src.loc,1,2,4,flame_range = 2) //Identical to a minibomb
 	qdel(src)

@@ -305,7 +305,7 @@
 	if(ruined)
 		return

-	to_chat(usr, "You erase the data from the [src]")
+	to_chat(usr, "<span class='notice'>You erase the data from [src].</span>")
 	clear()

 /obj/item/tape/proc/clear()
@@ -162,7 +162,7 @@ effective or pretty fucking useless.
 	return ..()

 /obj/item/jammer/attack_self(mob/user)
-	to_chat(user,"<span class='notice'>You [active ? "deactivate" : "activate"] the [src].</span>")
+	to_chat(user, "<span class='notice'>You [active ? "deactivate" : "activate"] [src].</span>")
 	active = !active
 	if(active)
 		GLOB.active_jammers |= src
@@ -170,7 +170,7 @@ effective or pretty fucking useless.
 		GLOB.active_jammers -= src

 /obj/item/teleporter
-	name = "Syndicate teleporter"
+	name = "\improper Syndicate teleporter"
 	desc = "A strange syndicate version of a cult veil shifter. Warrenty voided if exposed to EMP."
 	icon = 'icons/obj/device.dmi'
 	icon_state = "syndi-tele"
@@ -211,17 +211,17 @@ effective or pretty fucking useless.
 	if(prob(50 / severity))
 		if(istype(loc, /mob/living/carbon/human))
 			var/mob/living/carbon/human/user = loc
-			to_chat(user, "<span class='danger'>The [src] buzzes and activates!</span>")
+			to_chat(user, "<span class='userdanger'>[src] buzzes and activates!</span>")
 			attempt_teleport(user, TRUE)
 		else
-			visible_message("<span class='warning'> The [src] activates and blinks out of existence!</span>")
+			visible_message("<span class='danger'>[src] activates and blinks out of existence!</span>")
 			do_sparks(2, 1, src)
 			qdel(src)

 /obj/item/teleporter/proc/attempt_teleport(mob/user, EMP_D = FALSE)
 	dir_correction(user)
 	if(!charges)
-		to_chat(user, "<span class='warning'>The [src] is recharging still.</span>")
+		to_chat(user, "<span class='warning'>[src] is still recharging.</span>")
 		return

 	var/mob/living/carbon/C = user
@@ -247,7 +247,7 @@ effective or pretty fucking useless.

 	if(found_turf)
 		if(user.loc != mobloc) // No locker / mech / sleeper teleporting, that breaks stuff
-			to_chat(C, "<span class='danger'>The [src] will not work here!</span>")
+			to_chat(C, "<span class='danger'>[src] will not work here!</span>")
 		charges--
 		var/turf/destination = pick(turfs)
 		if(tile_check(destination) || flawless) // Why is there so many bloody floor types
@@ -264,7 +264,7 @@ effective or pretty fucking useless.
 		else // Emp activated? Bag of holding? No saving throw for you
 			get_fragged(user, destination)
 	else
-		to_chat(C, "<span class='danger'>The [src] will not work here!</span>")
+		to_chat(C, "<span class='danger'>[src] will not work here!</span>")

 /obj/item/teleporter/proc/tile_check(turf/T)
 	if(istype(T, /turf/simulated/floor) || istype(T, /turf/space))
@@ -345,7 +345,7 @@ effective or pretty fucking useless.
 		M.apply_damage(20, BRUTE)
 		M.Stun(3)
 		M.Weaken(3)
-		to_chat(M, "<span_class='warning'> [user] teleports into you, knocking you to the floor with the bluespace wave!</span>")
+		to_chat(M, "<span_class='warning'>[user] teleports into you, knocking you to the floor with the bluespace wave!</span>")

 /obj/item/paper/teleporter
 	name = "Teleporter Guide"
@@ -59,7 +59,7 @@
 		user.remove_from_mob(A)
 		attached_device = A
 		A.forceMove(src)
-		to_chat(user, "<span class='notice'>You attach the [A] to the valve controls and secure it.</span>")
+		to_chat(user, "<span class='notice'>You attach [A] to the valve controls and secure it.</span>")
 		A.holder = src
 		A.toggle_secure()	//this calls update_icon(), which calls update_icon() on the holder (i.e. the bomb).
 		if(istype(attached_device, /obj/item/assembly/prox_sensor))
@@ -50,22 +50,22 @@
 	icon_state = initial(icon_state)

 /obj/item/flag/nt
-	name = "Nanotrasen flag"
+	name = "\improper Nanotrasen flag"
 	desc = "A flag proudly boasting the logo of NT."
 	icon_state = "ntflag"

 /obj/item/flag/clown
-	name = "Clown Planet flag"
+	name = "\improper Clown Planet flag"
 	desc = "The banner of His Majesty, King Squiggles the Eighth."
 	icon_state = "clownflag"

 /obj/item/flag/mime
-	name = "Mime Revolution flag"
+	name = "\improper Mime Revolution flag"
 	desc = "The banner of the glorious revolutionary forces fighting the oppressors on Clown Planet."
 	icon_state = "mimeflag"

 /obj/item/flag/ian
-	name = "Ian flag"
+	name = "\improper Ian flag"
 	desc = "The banner of Ian, because SQUEEEEE."
 	icon_state = "ianflag"

@@ -73,128 +73,128 @@
 //Species flags

 /obj/item/flag/species/slime
-	name = "Slime People flag"
+	name = "\improper Slime People flag"
 	desc = "A flag proudly proclaiming the superior heritage of Slime People."
 	icon_state = "slimeflag"

 /obj/item/flag/species/skrell
-	name = "Skrell flag"
+	name = "\improper Skrell flag"
 	desc = "A flag proudly proclaiming the superior heritage of Skrell."
 	icon_state = "skrellflag"

 /obj/item/flag/species/vox
-	name = "Vox flag"
+	name = "\improper Vox flag"
 	desc = "A flag proudly proclaiming the superior heritage of Vox."
 	icon_state = "voxflag"

 /obj/item/flag/species/machine
-	name = "Synthetics flag"
+	name = "\improper Synthetics flag"
 	desc = "A flag proudly proclaiming the superior heritage of Synthetics."
 	icon_state = "machineflag"

 /obj/item/flag/species/diona
-	name = "Diona flag"
+	name = "\improper Diona flag"
 	desc = "A flag proudly proclaiming the superior heritage of Dionae."
 	icon_state = "dionaflag"

 /obj/item/flag/species/human
-	name = "Human flag"
+	name = "\improper Human flag"
 	desc = "A flag proudly proclaiming the superior heritage of Humans."
 	icon_state = "humanflag"

 /obj/item/flag/species/greys
-	name = "Greys flag"
+	name = "\improper Greys flag"
 	desc = "A flag proudly proclaiming the superior heritage of Greys."
 	icon_state = "greysflag"

 /obj/item/flag/species/kidan
-	name = "Kidan flag"
+	name = "\improper Kidan flag"
 	desc = "A flag proudly proclaiming the superior heritage of Kidan."
 	icon_state = "kidanflag"

 /obj/item/flag/species/taj
-	name = "Tajaran flag"
+	name = "\improper Tajaran flag"
 	desc = "A flag proudly proclaiming the superior heritage of Tajaran."
 	icon_state = "tajflag"

 /obj/item/flag/species/unathi
-	name = "Unathi flag"
+	name = "\improper Unathi flag"
 	desc = "A flag proudly proclaiming the superior heritage of Unathi."
 	icon_state = "unathiflag"

 /obj/item/flag/species/vulp
-	name = "Vulpkanin flag"
+	name = "\improper Vulpkanin flag"
 	desc = "A flag proudly proclaiming the superior heritage of Vulpkanin."
 	icon_state = "vulpflag"

 /obj/item/flag/species/drask
-	name = "Drask flag"
+	name = "\improper Drask flag"
 	desc = "A flag proudly proclaiming the superior heritage of Drask."
 	icon_state = "draskflag"

 /obj/item/flag/species/plasma
-	name = "Plasmaman flag"
+	name = "\improper Plasmaman flag"
 	desc = "A flag proudly proclaiming the superior heritage of Plasmamen."
 	icon_state = "plasmaflag"

 //Department Flags

 /obj/item/flag/cargo
-	name = "Cargonia flag"
+	name = "\improper Cargonia flag"
 	desc = "The flag of the independent, sovereign nation of Cargonia."
 	icon_state = "cargoflag"

 /obj/item/flag/med
-	name = "Medistan flag"
+	name = "\improper Medistan flag"
 	desc = "The flag of the independent, sovereign nation of Medistan."
 	icon_state = "medflag"

 /obj/item/flag/sec
-	name = "Brigston flag"
+	name = "\improper Brigston flag"
 	desc = "The flag of the independent, sovereign nation of Brigston."
 	icon_state = "secflag"

 /obj/item/flag/rnd
-	name = "Scientopia flag"
+	name = "\improper Scientopia flag"
 	desc = "The flag of the independent, sovereign nation of Scientopia."
 	icon_state = "rndflag"

 /obj/item/flag/atmos
-	name = "Atmosia flag"
+	name = "\improper Atmosia flag"
 	desc = "The flag of the independent, sovereign nation of Atmosia."
 	icon_state = "atmosflag"

 /obj/item/flag/command
-	name = "Command flag"
+	name = "\improper Command flag"
 	desc = "The flag of the independent, sovereign nation of Command."
 	icon_state = "ntflag"

 //Antags

 /obj/item/flag/grey
-	name = "Greytide flag"
+	name = "\improper Greytide flag"
 	desc = "A banner made from an old grey jumpsuit."
 	icon_state = "greyflag"

 /obj/item/flag/syndi
-	name = "Syndicate flag"
+	name = "\improper Syndicate flag"
 	desc = "A flag proudly boasting the logo of the Syndicate, in defiance of NT."
 	icon_state = "syndiflag"

 /obj/item/flag/wiz
-	name = "Wizard Federation flag"
+	name = "\improper Wizard Federation flag"
 	desc = "A flag proudly boasting the logo of the Wizard Federation, sworn enemies of NT."
 	icon_state = "wizflag"

 /obj/item/flag/cult
-	name = "Nar'Sie Cultist flag"
+	name = "\improper Nar'Sie Cultist flag"
 	desc = "A flag proudly boasting the logo of the cultists, sworn enemies of NT."
 	icon_state = "cultflag"

 //Chameleon

 /obj/item/flag/chameleon
-	name = "Chameleon flag"
+	name = "chameleon flag"
 	desc = "A poor recreation of the official NT flag. It seems to shimmer a little."
 	icon_state = "ntflag"
 	origin_tech = "syndicate=1;magnets=4"
@@ -239,17 +239,17 @@
 			boobytrap = I
 			trapper = user
 			I.forceMove(src)
-			to_chat(user, "<span class='notice'>You hide [I] in the [src]. It will detonate some time after the flag is lit on fire.</span>")
+			to_chat(user, "<span class='notice'>You hide [I] in [src]. It will detonate some time after the flag is lit on fire.</span>")
 			var/turf/bombturf = get_turf(src)
 			var/area/A = get_area(bombturf)
-			log_game("[key_name(user)] has hidden [I] in the [src] ready for detonation at [A.name] ([bombturf.x],[bombturf.y],[bombturf.z]).")
-			investigate_log("[key_name(user)] has hidden [I] in the [src] ready for detonation at [A.name] ([bombturf.x],[bombturf.y],[bombturf.z]).", INVESTIGATE_BOMB)
+			log_game("[key_name(user)] has hidden [I] in [src] ready for detonation at [A.name] ([bombturf.x],[bombturf.y],[bombturf.z]).")
+			investigate_log("[key_name(user)] has hidden [I] in [src] ready for detonation at [A.name] ([bombturf.x],[bombturf.y],[bombturf.z]).", INVESTIGATE_BOMB)
 			add_attack_logs(user, src, "has hidden [I] ready for detonation in", ATKLOG_MOST)
 	else if(is_hot(I) && !(resistance_flags & ON_FIRE) && boobytrap && trapper)
 		var/turf/bombturf = get_turf(src)
 		var/area/A = get_area(bombturf)
-		log_game("[key_name_admin(user)] has lit the [src] trapped with [boobytrap] by [key_name_admin(trapper)] at [A.name] ([bombturf.x],[bombturf.y],[bombturf.z]).")
-		investigate_log("[key_name_admin(user)] has lit the [src] trapped with [boobytrap] by [key_name_admin(trapper)] at [A.name] ([bombturf.x],[bombturf.y],[bombturf.z]).", INVESTIGATE_BOMB)
+		log_game("[key_name_admin(user)] has lit [src] trapped with [boobytrap] by [key_name_admin(trapper)] at [A.name] ([bombturf.x],[bombturf.y],[bombturf.z]).")
+		investigate_log("[key_name_admin(user)] has lit [src] trapped with [boobytrap] by [key_name_admin(trapper)] at [A.name] ([bombturf.x],[bombturf.y],[bombturf.z]).", INVESTIGATE_BOMB)
 		add_attack_logs(user, src, "has lit (booby trapped with [boobytrap]", ATKLOG_FEW)
 		burn()
 	else
@@ -104,7 +104,7 @@
 			dat += {"<B>[display_name]:</B> [R.volume] unit\s<BR>"}

 		if(items_counts.len==0 && reagents.reagent_list.len==0)
-			dat = {"<B>The [src] is empty</B><BR>"}
+			dat = {"<B>[src] is empty</B><BR>"}
 		else
 			dat = {"<b>Ingredients:</b><br>[dat]"}
 		dat += {"<HR><BR> <A href='?src=[UID()];action=dispose'>Eject ingredients!</A><BR>"}
@@ -267,7 +267,7 @@
 								/mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/creature,/mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/pirate/ranged,
 								/mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/hivebot,/mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/viscerator,/mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/pirate)

-		visible_message("<span class='warning'>Something falls out of the [src]!</span>")
+		visible_message("<span class='warning'>Something falls out of [src]!</span>")
 		var/obj/item/grenade/clusterbuster/C = new(src.loc)
 		C.prime()
 		sleep(10)
@@ -251,7 +251,7 @@
 				return

 			if(M.brainmob.mind in SSticker.mode.head_revolutionaries)
-				to_chat(user, "<span class='warning'>The frame's firmware lets out a shrill sound, and flashes 'Abnormal Memory Engram'. It refuses to accept the [M].</span>")
+				to_chat(user, "<span class='warning'>The frame's firmware lets out a shrill sound, and flashes 'Abnormal Memory Engram'. It refuses to accept [M].</span>")
 				return


@@ -56,7 +56,7 @@ GLOBAL_LIST_INIT(glass_recipes, list ( \
 			to_chat(user, "<b>There is not enough wire in this coil. You need 5 lengths.</b>")
 			return
 		CC.use(5)
-		to_chat(user, "<span class='notice'>You attach wire to the [name].</span>")
+		to_chat(user, "<span class='notice'>You attach wire to [src].</span>")
 		new /obj/item/stack/light_w(user.loc)
 		use(1)
 	else if( istype(W, /obj/item/stack/rods) )
@@ -198,7 +198,7 @@
 			return FALSE

 		if(R.window_checks && !valid_window_location(usr.loc, usr.dir))
-			to_chat(usr, "<span class='warning'>The [R.title] won't fit here!</span>")
+			to_chat(usr, "<span class='warning'>\The [R.title] won't fit here!</span>")
 			return FALSE

 		if(R.one_per_turf && (locate(R.result_type) in usr.drop_location()))
@@ -71,7 +71,7 @@
 	if(istype(O, /obj/item/reagent_containers/glass) || istype(O, /obj/item/reagent_containers/food/drinks/drinkingglass))
 		if(O.reagents)
 			if(O.reagents.total_volume < 1)
-				to_chat(user, "The [O] is empty.")
+				to_chat(user, "[O] is empty.")
 			else if(O.reagents.total_volume >= 1)
 				if(O.reagents.has_reagent("facid", 1))
 					to_chat(user, "The acid chews through the balloon!")
@@ -86,7 +86,7 @@

 /obj/item/toy/balloon/throw_impact(atom/hit_atom)
 	if(reagents.total_volume >= 1)
-		visible_message("<span class='warning'>The [src] bursts!</span>","You hear a pop and a splash.")
+		visible_message("<span class='warning'>[src] bursts!</span>","You hear a pop and a splash.")
 		reagents.reaction(get_turf(hit_atom))
 		for(var/atom/A in get_turf(hit_atom))
 			reagents.reaction(A)
@@ -256,7 +256,7 @@
 	..()
 	do_sparks(3, 1, src)
 	new /obj/effect/decal/cleanable/ash(src.loc)
-	visible_message("<span class='warning'>The [name] explodes!</span>","<span class='warning'>You hear a bang!</span>")
+	visible_message("<span class='warning'>[src] explodes!</span>","<span class='warning'>You hear a bang!</span>")
 	playsound(src, 'sound/effects/snap.ogg', 50, 1)
 	qdel(src)

@@ -970,7 +970,7 @@

 /obj/item/toy/plushie/attack_self(mob/user as mob)
 	var/cuddle_verb = pick("hugs","cuddles","snugs")
-	user.visible_message("<span class='notice'>[user] [cuddle_verb] the [src].</span>")
+	user.visible_message("<span class='notice'>[user] [cuddle_verb] [src].</span>")
 	playsound(get_turf(src), poof_sound, 50, 1, -1)
 	return ..()

@@ -1253,7 +1253,7 @@
 /obj/item/toy/owl/attack_self(mob/user)
 	if(!cooldown) //for the sanity of everyone
 		var/message = pick("You won't get away this time, Griffin!", "Stop right there, criminal!", "Hoot! Hoot!", "I am the night!")
-		to_chat(user, "<span class='notice'>You pull the string on the [src].</span>")
+		to_chat(user, "<span class='notice'>You pull the string on [src].</span>")
 		playsound(user, 'sound/creatures/hoot.ogg', 25, 1)
 		visible_message("<span class='danger'>[bicon(src)] [message]</span>")
 		cooldown = 1
@@ -1272,7 +1272,7 @@
 /obj/item/toy/griffin/attack_self(mob/user)
 	if(!cooldown) //for the sanity of everyone
 		var/message = pick("You can't stop me, Owl!", "My plan is flawless! The vault is mine!", "Caaaawwww!", "You will never catch me!")
-		to_chat(user, "<span class='notice'>You pull the string on the [src].</span>")
+		to_chat(user, "<span class='notice'>You pull the string on [src].</span>")
 		playsound(user, 'sound/creatures/caw.ogg', 25, 1)
 		visible_message("<span class='danger'>[bicon(src)] [message]</span>")
 		cooldown = 1
@@ -1580,7 +1580,7 @@
 /obj/item/toy/figure/attack_self(mob/user as mob)
 	if(cooldown < world.time)
 		cooldown = (world.time + 30) //3 second cooldown
-		user.visible_message("<span class='notice'>[bicon(src)] The [src] says \"[toysay]\".</span>")
+		user.visible_message("<span class='notice'>[bicon(src)] [src] says \"[toysay]\".</span>")
 		playsound(user, 'sound/machines/click.ogg', 20, 1)

 /obj/item/toy/figure/cmo
@@ -1804,7 +1804,7 @@
 //////////////////////////////////////////////////////

 /obj/item/toy/eight_ball
-	name = "Magic 8-Ball"
+	name = "\improper Magic 8-Ball"
 	desc = "Mystical! Magical! Ages 8+!"
 	icon = 'icons/obj/toy.dmi'
 	icon_state = "eight-ball"
@@ -1816,13 +1816,13 @@
 	if(!cooldown)
 		var/answer = pick(possible_answers)
 		user.visible_message("<span class='notice'>[user] focuses on [user.p_their()] question and [use_action]...</span>")
-		user.visible_message("<span class='notice'>[bicon(src)] The [src] says \"[answer]\"</span>")
+		user.visible_message("<span class='notice'>[bicon(src)] [src] says \"[answer]\"</span>")
 		spawn(30)
 			cooldown = 0
 		return

 /obj/item/toy/eight_ball/conch
-	name = "Magic Conch Shell"
+	name = "\improper Magic Conch Shell"
 	desc = "All hail the Magic Conch!"
 	icon_state = "conch"
 	use_action = "pulls the string"
@@ -35,7 +35,7 @@
 			else
 				return
 		update_icon()
-		to_chat(user, "<span class='notice'>You add the cables to the [src]. It now contains [loaded.amount].</span>")
+		to_chat(user, "<span class='notice'>You add the cables to [src]. It now contains [loaded.amount].</span>")
 	else
 		..()

@@ -49,7 +49,7 @@
 		if(istype(AM, /mob/living/carbon) && !istype(AM, /mob/living/carbon/brain))
 			var/mob/living/carbon/C = AM
 			if(C.m_intent != MOVE_INTENT_WALK)
-				src.visible_message("The [src.name] beeps, \"Running on wet floors is hazardous to your health.\"")
+				src.visible_message("[src] beeps, \"Running on wet floors is hazardous to your health.\"")
 				explosion(src.loc,-1,0,2)
 				if(ishuman(C))
 					dead_legs(C)
@@ -56,7 +56,7 @@ LIGHTERS ARE IN LIGHTERS.DM
 	if(istype(M) && M.on_fire)
 		user.changeNext_move(CLICK_CD_MELEE)
 		user.do_attack_animation(M)
-		light("<span class='notice'>[user] coldly lights the [name] with the burning body of [M]. Clearly, [user.p_they()] offer[user.p_s()] the warmest of regards...</span>")
+		light("<span class='notice'>[user] coldly lights [src] with the burning body of [M]. Clearly, [user.p_they()] offer[user.p_s()] the warmest of regards...</span>")
 		return TRUE
 	else
 		return ..()
@@ -68,12 +68,12 @@ LIGHTERS ARE IN LIGHTERS.DM

 /obj/item/clothing/mask/cigarette/catch_fire()
 	if(!lit)
-		light("<span class='warning'>The [name] is lit by the flames!</span>")
+		light("<span class='warning'>[src] is lit by the flames!</span>")

 /obj/item/clothing/mask/cigarette/welder_act(mob/user, obj/item/I)
 	. = TRUE
 	if(I.tool_use_check(user, 0)) //Don't need to flash eyes because you are a badass
-		light("<span class='notice'>[user] casually lights the [name] with [I], what a badass.</span>")
+		light("<span class='notice'>[user] casually lights [src] with [I], what a badass.</span>")

 /obj/item/clothing/mask/cigarette/attackby(obj/item/I, mob/user, params)
 	..()
@@ -14,7 +14,7 @@
 	resistance_flags = FLAMMABLE

 /obj/item/gavelhammer/suicide_act(mob/user)
-	user.visible_message("<span class='warning'>[user] has sentenced [user.p_them()]self to death with the [src.name]! It looks like [user.p_theyre()] trying to commit suicide.</span>")
+	user.visible_message("<span class='suicide'>[user] has sentenced [user.p_them()]self to death with [src]! It looks like [user.p_theyre()] trying to commit suicide.</span>")
 	playsound(loc, 'sound/items/gavel.ogg', 50, 1, -1)
 	return BRUTELOSS

@@ -106,7 +106,7 @@
 			cell.update_icon()
 			cell.loc = get_turf(loc)
 			cell = null
-			to_chat(user, "<span class='notice'>You remove the cell from the [src].</span>")
+			to_chat(user, "<span class='notice'>You remove the cell from [src].</span>")

 	update_icon()
 	return
@@ -31,7 +31,7 @@
 		A.master = src
 		A.loc = src
 		assemblyattacher = user.ckey
-		to_chat(user, "<span class='notice'>You add [A] to the [name].</span>")
+		to_chat(user, "<span class='notice'>You add [A] to [src].</span>")
 		playsound(src, 'sound/weapons/tap.ogg', 20, 1)
 		update_icon()
 		return
@@ -71,7 +71,7 @@
 		return
 	if (istype(AM, /mob/living/carbon))
 		return
-	to_chat(user, "<span class='notice'>You start planting the [src]. The timer is set to [det_time]...</span>")
+	to_chat(user, "<span class='notice'>You start planting [src]. The timer is set to [det_time]...</span>")

 	if(do_after(user, 50 * toolspeed, target = AM))
 		if(!user.unEquip(src))
@@ -90,7 +90,7 @@
 /obj/item/grenade/plastic/suicide_act(mob/user)
 	message_admins("[key_name_admin(user)]([ADMIN_QUE(user,"?")]) ([ADMIN_FLW(user,"FLW")]) suicided with [src.name] at ([user.x],[user.y],[user.z] - <A HREF='?_src_=holder;adminplayerobservecoodjump=1;X=[user.x];Y=[user.y];Z=[user.z]'>JMP</a>)",0,1)
 	log_game("[key_name(user)] suicided with [name] at ([user.x],[user.y],[user.z])")
-	user.visible_message("<span class='suicide'>[user] activates the [name] and holds it above [user.p_their()] head! It looks like [user.p_theyre()] going out with a bang!</span>")
+	user.visible_message("<span class='suicide'>[user] activates [src] and holds it above [user.p_their()] head! It looks like [user.p_theyre()] going out with a bang!</span>")
 	var/message_say = "FOR NO RAISIN!"
 	if(user.mind)
 		if(user.mind.special_role)
@@ -39,8 +39,8 @@

 /obj/item/twohanded/garrote/wield(mob/living/carbon/user)
 	if(strangling)
-		user.visible_message("<span class='info'>[user] removes the [src] from [strangling]'s neck.</span>", \
-				"<span class='warning'>You remove the [src] from [strangling]'s neck.</span>")
+		user.visible_message("<span class='notice'>[user] removes [src] from [strangling]'s neck.</span>",
+				"<span class='warning'>You remove [src] from [strangling]'s neck.</span>")

 		strangling = null
 		update_icon()
@@ -103,8 +103,8 @@

 	playsound(src.loc, 'sound/weapons/cablecuff.ogg', 15, 1, -1)

-	M.visible_message("<span class='danger'>[U] comes from behind and begins garroting [M] with the [src]!</span>", \
-				  "<span class='userdanger'>[U] begins garroting you with the [src]![improvised ? "" : " You are unable to speak!"]</span>", \
+	M.visible_message("<span class='danger'>[U] comes from behind and begins garroting [M] with [src]!</span>", \
+				  "<span class='userdanger'>[U] begins garroting you with [src]![improvised ? "" : " You are unable to speak!"]</span>", \
 				  "You hear struggling and wire strain against flesh!")

 	return
@@ -166,6 +166,6 @@


 /obj/item/twohanded/garrote/suicide_act(mob/user)
-	user.visible_message("<span class='suicide'>[user] is wrapping the [src] around [user.p_their()] neck and pulling the handles! It looks like [user.p_theyre()] trying to commit suicide.</span>")
+	user.visible_message("<span class='suicide'>[user] is wrapping [src] around [user.p_their()] neck and pulling the handles! It looks like [user.p_theyre()] trying to commit suicide.</span>")
 	playsound(src.loc, 'sound/weapons/cablecuff.ogg', 15, 1, -1)
 	return OXYLOSS
@@ -104,7 +104,7 @@
 			log_game("[key_name(usr)] has primed a [name] for detonation at [A.name] ([bombturf.x],[bombturf.y],[bombturf.z]) [contained].")
 			investigate_log("[key_name(usr)] has primed a [name] for detonation at [A.name] ([bombturf.x],[bombturf.y],[bombturf.z])[contained].", INVESTIGATE_BOMB)
 			add_attack_logs(user, src, "has primed (contained [contained])", ATKLOG_FEW)
-			to_chat(user, "<span class='warning'>You prime the [name]! [det_time / 10] second\s!</span>")
+			to_chat(user, "<span class='warning'>You prime [src]! [det_time / 10] second\s!</span>")
 			playsound(user.loc, 'sound/weapons/armbomb.ogg', 60, 1)
 			active = 1
 			update_icon()
@@ -40,7 +40,7 @@
 /obj/item/grenade/iedcasing/attack_self(mob/user) //
 	if(!active)
 		if(clown_check(user))
-			to_chat(user, "<span class='warning'>You light the [name]!</span>")
+			to_chat(user, "<span class='warning'>You light [src]!</span>")
 			active = TRUE
 			overlays -= "improvised_grenade_filled"
 			icon_state = initial(icon_state) + "_active"
@@ -64,7 +64,7 @@
 /obj/item/grenade/attack_self(mob/user as mob)
 	if(!active)
 		if(clown_check(user))
-			to_chat(user, "<span class='warning'>You prime the [name]! [det_time/10] seconds!</span>")
+			to_chat(user, "<span class='warning'>You prime [src]! [det_time/10] seconds!</span>")
 			active = 1
 			icon_state = initial(icon_state) + "_active"
 			add_fingerprint(user)
@@ -94,16 +94,16 @@
 		switch(det_time)
 			if("1")
 				det_time = 10
-				to_chat(user, "<span class='notice'>You set the [name] for 1 second detonation time.</span>")
+				to_chat(user, "<span class='notice'>You set [src] for 1 second detonation time.</span>")
 			if("10")
 				det_time = 30
-				to_chat(user, "<span class='notice'>You set the [name] for 3 second detonation time.</span>")
+				to_chat(user, "<span class='notice'>You set [src] for 3 second detonation time.</span>")
 			if("30")
 				det_time = 50
-				to_chat(user, "<span class='notice'>You set the [name] for 5 second detonation time.</span>")
+				to_chat(user, "<span class='notice'>You set [src] for 5 second detonation time.</span>")
 			if("50")
 				det_time = 1
-				to_chat(user, "<span class='notice'>You set the [name] for instant detonation.</span>")
+				to_chat(user, "<span class='notice'>You set [src] for instant detonation.</span>")
 		add_fingerprint(user)
 	..()

@@ -96,10 +96,10 @@

 /obj/machinery/implantchair/proc/put_mob(mob/living/carbon/M)
 	if(!iscarbon(M))
-		to_chat(usr, "<span class='warning'>The [src.name] cannot hold this!</span>")
+		to_chat(usr, "<span class='warning'>[src] cannot hold this!</span>")
 		return
 	if(src.occupant)
-		to_chat(usr, "<span class='warning'>The [src.name] is already occupied!</span>")
+		to_chat(usr, "<span class='warning'>[src] is already occupied!</span>")
 		return
 	M.stop_pulling()
 	M.forceMove(src)
@@ -110,18 +110,19 @@


 /obj/machinery/implantchair/proc/implant(mob/M)
-	if(!istype(M, /mob/living/carbon))
+	if(!iscarbon(M))
+		return
+	if(!length(implant_list))
 		return
-	if(!implant_list.len)	return
 	for(var/obj/item/implant/mindshield/imp in implant_list)
-		if(!imp)	continue
+		if(!imp)
+			continue
 		if(istype(imp, /obj/item/implant/mindshield))
-			M.visible_message("<span class='warning'>[M] has been implanted by the [src.name].</span>")
+			visible_message("<span class='warning'>[src] implants [M].</span>")

 			if(imp.implant(M))
 				implant_list -= imp
 			break
-	return


 /obj/machinery/implantchair/proc/add_implants()
@@ -118,9 +118,9 @@
 	var/bayonet = FALSE	//Can this be attached to a gun?

 /obj/item/kitchen/knife/suicide_act(mob/user)
-	user.visible_message(pick("<span class='suicide'>[user] is slitting [user.p_their()] wrists with the [src.name]! It looks like [user.p_theyre()] trying to commit suicide.</span>", \
-						"<span class='suicide'>[user] is slitting [user.p_their()] throat with the [src.name]! It looks like [user.p_theyre()] trying to commit suicide.</span>", \
-						"<span class='suicide'>[user] is slitting [user.p_their()] stomach open with the [name]! It looks like [user.p_theyre()] trying to commit seppuku.</span>"))
+	user.visible_message(pick("<span class='suicide'>[user] is slitting [user.p_their()] wrists with [src]! It looks like [user.p_theyre()] trying to commit suicide.</span>", \
+						"<span class='suicide'>[user] is slitting [user.p_their()] throat with [src]! It looks like [user.p_theyre()] trying to commit suicide.</span>", \
+						"<span class='suicide'>[user] is slitting [user.p_their()] stomach open with [src]! It looks like [user.p_theyre()] trying to commit seppuku.</span>"))
 	return BRUTELOSS

 /obj/item/kitchen/knife/plastic
@@ -33,7 +33,7 @@
 	return ..()

 /obj/item/restraints/legcuffs/beartrap/suicide_act(mob/user)
-	user.visible_message("<span class='suicide'>[user] is sticking [user.p_their()] head in the [name]! It looks like [user.p_theyre()] trying to commit suicide.</span>")
+	user.visible_message("<span class='suicide'>[user] is sticking [user.p_their()] head in [src]! It looks like [user.p_theyre()] trying to commit suicide.</span>")
 	playsound(loc, 'sound/weapons/bladeslice.ogg', 50, 1, -1)
 	return BRUTELOSS

@@ -72,18 +72,18 @@
 			return
 		user.drop_item()
 		I.forceMove(src)
-		to_chat(user, "<span class='notice'>You sneak the [sig] underneath the pressure plate and connect the trigger wire.</span>")
+		to_chat(user, "<span class='notice'>You sneak [sig] underneath the pressure plate and connect the trigger wire.</span>")
 		desc = "A trap used to catch bears and other legged creatures. <span class='warning'>There is a remote signaler hooked up to it.</span>"
 	if(istype(I, /obj/item/screwdriver))
 		if(IED)
 			IED.forceMove(get_turf(src))
 			IED = null
-			to_chat(user, "<span class='notice'>You remove the IED from the [src].</span>")
+			to_chat(user, "<span class='notice'>You remove the IED from [src].</span>")
 			return
 		if(sig)
 			sig.forceMove(get_turf(src))
 			sig = null
-			to_chat(user, "<span class='notice'>You remove the signaler from the [src].</span>")
+			to_chat(user, "<span class='notice'>You remove the signaler from [src].</span>")
 			return
 	..()

@@ -82,9 +82,9 @@
 			cig.attackby(src, user)
 		else
 			if(istype(src, /obj/item/lighter/zippo))
-				cig.light("<span class='rose'>[user] whips the [name] out and holds it for [M]. [user.p_their(TRUE)] arm is as steady as the unflickering flame [user.p_they()] light[user.p_s()] \the [cig] with.</span>")
+				cig.light("<span class='rose'>[user] whips [src] out and holds it for [M]. [user.p_their(TRUE)] arm is as steady as the unflickering flame [user.p_they()] light[user.p_s()] \the [cig] with.</span>")
 			else
-				cig.light("<span class='notice'>[user] holds the [name] out for [M], and lights the [cig.name].</span>")
+				cig.light("<span class='notice'>[user] holds [src] out for [M], and lights [cig].</span>")
 			M.update_inv_wear_mask()
 	else
 		..()
@@ -33,8 +33,8 @@
 		force -= faction_bonus_force

 /obj/item/melee/energy/suicide_act(mob/user)
-	user.visible_message(pick("<span class='suicide'>[user] is slitting [user.p_their()] stomach open with the [name]! It looks like [user.p_theyre()] trying to commit seppuku.</span>", \
-						"<span class='suicide'>[user] is falling on the [name]! It looks like [user.p_theyre()] trying to commit suicide.</span>"))
+	user.visible_message(pick("<span class='suicide'>[user] is slitting [user.p_their()] stomach open with [src]! It looks like [user.p_theyre()] trying to commit seppuku.</span>", \
+						"<span class='suicide'>[user] is falling on [src]! It looks like [user.p_theyre()] trying to commit suicide.</span>"))
 	return BRUTELOSS|FIRELOSS

 /obj/item/melee/energy/attack_self(mob/living/carbon/user)
@@ -100,7 +100,7 @@
 	light_color = LIGHT_COLOR_WHITE

 /obj/item/melee/energy/axe/suicide_act(mob/user)
-	user.visible_message("<span class='suicide'>[user] swings the [name] towards [user.p_their()] head! It looks like [user.p_theyre()] trying to commit suicide.</span>")
+	user.visible_message("<span class='suicide'>[user] swings [src] towards [user.p_their()] head! It looks like [user.p_theyre()] trying to commit suicide.</span>")
 	return BRUTELOSS|FIRELOSS

 /obj/item/melee/energy/sword
@@ -24,7 +24,7 @@


 /obj/item/melee/chainofcommand/suicide_act(mob/user)
-	to_chat(viewers(user), "<span class='suicide'>[user] is strangling [user.p_them()]self with the [src.name]! It looks like [user.p_theyre()] trying to commit suicide.</span>")
+	to_chat(viewers(user), "<span class='suicide'>[user] is strangling [user.p_them()]self with [src]! It looks like [user.p_theyre()] trying to commit suicide.</span>")
 	return OXYLOSS

 /obj/item/melee/rapier
@@ -97,7 +97,7 @@
 	if(proximity_flag)
 		if(is_type_in_typecache(target, strong_against))
 			new /obj/effect/decal/cleanable/insectguts(target.drop_location())
-			to_chat(user, "<span class='warning'>You easily splat the [target].</span>")
+			to_chat(user, "<span class='warning'>You easily splat [target].</span>")
 			if(istype(target, /mob/living/))
 				var/mob/living/bug = target
 				bug.death(1)
@@ -274,7 +274,7 @@

 	for(var/obj/O in T)
 		if(O.rpd_blocksusage() == TRUE)
-			to_chat(user, "<span class='warning'>[O] blocks the [src]!</span>")
+			to_chat(user, "<span class='warning'>[O] blocks [src]!</span>")
 			return

 	// If we get here, then we're effectively acting on the turf, probably placing a pipe.
@@ -25,7 +25,7 @@
 	else if(target == user && user.a_intent == INTENT_GRAB && ishuman(target))
 		var/mob/living/carbon/human/muncher = user
 		if(muncher && isdrask(muncher))
-			to_chat(user, "You take a bite of the [name]. Delicious!")
+			to_chat(user, "<span class='notice'>You take a bite of [src]. Delicious!</span>")
 			playsound(user.loc, 'sound/items/eatfood.ogg', 50, 0)
 			user.adjust_nutrition(2)
 	else if(istype(target, /obj/effect/decal/cleanable) || istype(target, /obj/effect/rune))
@@ -41,7 +41,7 @@
 	cant_hold = list(/obj/item/disk/nuclear)

 /obj/item/storage/bag/trash/suicide_act(mob/user)
-	user.visible_message("<span class='suicide'>[user] puts the [name] over [user.p_their()] head and starts chomping at the insides! Disgusting!</span>")
+	user.visible_message("<span class='suicide'>[user] puts [src] over [user.p_their()] head and starts chomping at the insides! Disgusting!</span>")
 	playsound(loc, 'sound/items/eatfood.ogg', 50, 1, -1)
 	return TOXLOSS

@@ -84,7 +84,7 @@
 		return

 	if(HAS_TRAIT(user, TRAIT_CLUMSY) && prob(50))
-		to_chat(user, "<span class='warning'>The [src] slips out of your hand and hits your head.</span>")
+		to_chat(user, "<span class='warning'>[src] slips out of your hand and hits your head.</span>")
 		user.take_organ_damage(10)
 		user.Paralyse(20)
 		return
@@ -52,16 +52,16 @@
 			to_chat(user, "<span class='warning'>There's already something in the false bottom!</span>")
 			return
 		if(I.w_class > WEIGHT_CLASS_NORMAL)
-			to_chat(user, "<span class='warning'>The [I] is too big to fit in the false bottom!</span>")
+			to_chat(user, "<span class='warning'>[I] is too big to fit in the false bottom!</span>")
 			return
 		if(!user.drop_item(I))
-			to_chat(user, "<span class='warning'>The [I] is stuck to your hands!</span>")
+			to_chat(user, "<span class='warning'>[I] is stuck to your hands!</span>")
 			return

 		stored_item = I
 		max_w_class = WEIGHT_CLASS_NORMAL - stored_item.w_class
 		I.forceMove(null) //null space here we go - to stop it showing up in the briefcase
-		to_chat(user, "You place the [I] into the false bottom of the briefcase.")
+		to_chat(user, "<span class='notice'>You place [I] into the false bottom of the briefcase.</span>")
 	else
 		return ..()

@@ -72,7 +72,7 @@
 	if(!I.use_tool(src, user, 0, volume = I.tool_volume))
 		return
 	if(!bottom_open)
-		to_chat(user, "You begin to hunt around the rim of the [src]...")
+		to_chat(user, "<span class='notice'>You begin to hunt around the rim of [src]...</span>")
 		busy_hunting = TRUE
 		if(do_after(user, 20, target = src))
 			if(user)
@@ -80,13 +80,13 @@
 			bottom_open = TRUE
 		busy_hunting = FALSE
 	else
-		to_chat(user, "You push the false bottom down and close it with a click[stored_item ? ", with the [stored_item] snugly inside." : "."]")
+		to_chat(user, "<span class='notice'>You push the false bottom down and close it with a click[stored_item ? ", with [stored_item] snugly inside." : "."]</span>")
 		bottom_open = FALSE

 /obj/item/storage/briefcase/false_bottomed/attack_hand(mob/user)
 	if(bottom_open && stored_item)
 		user.put_in_hands(stored_item)
-		to_chat(user, "You pull out the [stored_item] from the [src]'s false bottom.")
+		to_chat(user, "<span class='notice'>You pull out [stored_item] from [src]'s false bottom.</span>")
 		stored_item = null
 		max_w_class = initial(max_w_class)
 	else
@@ -81,14 +81,14 @@
 		user.update_inv_r_hand()
 		user.update_inv_l_hand()
 	if(isrobot(user))
-		to_chat(user, "<span class='notice'>You dedicate your module to [name].</span>")
+		to_chat(user, "<span class='notice'>You dedicate your module to [src].</span>")
 	else
-		to_chat(user, "<span class='notice'>You grab the [name] with both hands.</span>")
+		to_chat(user, "<span class='notice'>You grab [src] with both hands.</span>")
 	if(wieldsound)
 		playsound(loc, wieldsound, 50, 1)
 	var/obj/item/twohanded/offhand/O = new(user) ////Let's reserve his other hand~
 	O.name = "[name] - offhand"
-	O.desc = "Your second grip on the [name]"
+	O.desc = "Your second grip on [src]"
 	user.put_in_inactive_hand(O)
 	return TRUE

@@ -306,7 +306,7 @@
 		return
 	..()
 	if(HAS_TRAIT(user, TRAIT_CLUMSY) && (wielded) && prob(40))
-		to_chat(user, "<span class='warning'>You twirl around a bit before losing your balance and impaling yourself on the [src].</span>")
+		to_chat(user, "<span class='warning'>You twirl around a bit before losing your balance and impaling yourself on [src].</span>")
 		user.take_organ_damage(20, 25)
 		return
 	if((wielded) && prob(50))
@@ -717,9 +717,9 @@

 /obj/item/twohanded/mjollnir/proc/shock(mob/living/target)
 	do_sparks(5, 1, target.loc)
-	target.visible_message("<span class='danger'>[target.name] was shocked by the [name]!</span>", \
-		"<span class='userdanger'>You feel a powerful shock course through your body sending you flying!</span>", \
-		"<span class='italics'>You hear a heavy electrical crack!</span>")
+	target.visible_message("<span class='danger'>[target] was shocked by [src]!</span>",
+		"<span class='userdanger'>You feel a powerful shock course through your body sending you flying!</span>",
+		"<span class='danger'>You hear a heavy electrical crack!</span>")
 	var/atom/throw_target = get_edge_target_turf(target, get_dir(src, get_step_away(target, src)))
 	target.throw_at(throw_target, 200, 4)

@@ -783,15 +783,15 @@
 		if(isliving(A))
 			var/mob/living/Z = A
 			if(Z.health >= 1)
-				Z.visible_message("<span class='danger'>[Z.name] was sent flying by a blow from the [name]!</span>", \
-					"<span class='userdanger'>You feel a powerful blow connect with your body and send you flying!</span>", \
+				Z.visible_message("<span class='danger'>[Z.name] was sent flying by a blow from [src]!</span>",
+					"<span class='userdanger'>You feel a powerful blow connect with your body and send you flying!</span>",
 					"<span class='danger'>You hear something heavy impact flesh!.</span>")
 				var/atom/throw_target = get_edge_target_turf(Z, get_dir(src, get_step_away(Z, src)))
 				Z.throw_at(throw_target, 200, 4)
 				playsound(user, 'sound/weapons/marauder.ogg', 50, 1)
 			else if(wielded && Z.health < 1)
-				Z.visible_message("<span class='danger'>[Z.name] was blown to pieces by the power of [name]!</span>", \
-					"<span class='userdanger'>You feel a powerful blow rip you apart!</span>", \
+				Z.visible_message("<span class='danger'>[Z.name] was blown to pieces by the power of [src]!</span>",
+					"<span class='userdanger'>You feel a powerful blow rip you apart!</span>",
 					"<span class='danger'>You hear a heavy impact and the sound of ripping flesh!.</span>")
 				Z.gib()
 				playsound(user, 'sound/weapons/marauder.ogg', 50, 1)
@@ -17,7 +17,7 @@
 	resistance_flags = FIRE_PROOF

 /obj/item/banhammer/suicide_act(mob/user)
-	to_chat(viewers(user), "<span class='suicide'>[user] is hitting [user.p_them()]self with the [src.name]! It looks like [user.p_theyre()] trying to ban [user.p_them()]self from life.</span>")
+	visible_message("<span class='suicide'>[user] is hitting [user.p_them()]self with [src]! It looks like [user.p_theyre()] trying to ban [user.p_them()]self from life.</span>")
 	return BRUTELOSS|FIRELOSS|TOXLOSS|OXYLOSS

 /obj/item/banhammer/attack(mob/M, mob/user)
@@ -61,7 +61,7 @@
 	resistance_flags = FIRE_PROOF

 /obj/item/claymore/suicide_act(mob/user)
-	user.visible_message("<span class='suicide'>[user] is falling on the [name]! It looks like [user.p_theyre()] trying to commit suicide.</span>")
+	user.visible_message("<span class='suicide'>[user] is falling on [src]! It looks like [user.p_theyre()] trying to commit suicide.</span>")
 	return BRUTELOSS

 /obj/item/claymore/ceremonial
@@ -203,7 +203,7 @@
 	if(I.w_class <= WEIGHT_CLASS_NORMAL || istype(I, /obj/item/beach_ball)) // baseball bat deflecting
 		if(deflectmode)
 			if(prob(10))
-				visible_message("<span class='boldwarning'>[owner] Deflects [I] directly back at the thrower! It's a home run!</span>", "<span class='boldwarning'>You deflect the [I] directly back at the thrower! It's a home run!</span>")
+				visible_message("<span class='boldwarning'>[owner] Deflects [I] directly back at the thrower! It's a home run!</span>", "<span class='boldwarning'>You deflect [I] directly back at the thrower! It's a home run!</span>")
 				playsound(get_turf(owner), 'sound/weapons/homerun.ogg', 100, 1)
 				do_attack_animation(I, ATTACK_EFFECT_DISARM)
 				I.throw_at(I.thrownby, 20, 20, owner)
@@ -220,7 +220,7 @@
 					lastdeflect = world.time + 3000
 				return FALSE
 			else
-				visible_message("<span class='warning'>[owner] swings and deflects [I]!</span>", "<span class='warning'>You swing and deflect the [I]!</span>")
+				visible_message("<span class='warning'>[owner] swings and deflects [I]!</span>", "<span class='warning'>You swing and deflect [I]!</span>")
 				playsound(get_turf(owner), 'sound/weapons/baseball_hit.ogg', 50, 1, -1)
 				do_attack_animation(I, ATTACK_EFFECT_DISARM)
 				I.throw_at(get_edge_target_turf(owner, pick(GLOB.cardinal)), rand(8,10), 14, owner)
@@ -327,7 +327,7 @@
 	//okay, so the closet is either welded or locked... resist!!!
 	to_chat(L, "<span class='warning'>You lean on the back of \the [src] and start pushing the door open. (this will take about [breakout_time] minutes)</span>")
 	for(var/mob/O in viewers(usr.loc))
-		O.show_message("<span class='danger'>The [src] begins to shake violently!</span>", 1)
+		O.show_message("<span class='danger'>[src] begins to shake violently!</span>", 1)


 	spawn(0)
@@ -102,7 +102,7 @@
 	if(localopened)
 		if(fireaxe)
 			user.put_in_hands(fireaxe)
-			to_chat(user, "<span class='notice'>You take \the [fireaxe] from the [src].</span>")
+			to_chat(user, "<span class='notice'>You take \the [fireaxe] from [src].</span>")
 			fireaxe = null

 			add_fingerprint(user)
@@ -157,12 +157,12 @@
 	if(localopened)
 		if(fireaxe)
 			usr.put_in_hands(fireaxe)
-			to_chat(usr, "<span class='notice'>You take \the [fireaxe] from the [src].</span>")
+			to_chat(usr, "<span class='notice'>You take \the [fireaxe] from [src].</span>")
 			fireaxe = null
 		else
-			to_chat(usr, "<span class='notice'>The [src] is empty.</span>")
+			to_chat(usr, "<span class='notice'>[src] is empty.</span>")
 	else
-		to_chat(usr, "<span class='notice'>The [src] is closed.</span>")
+		to_chat(usr, "<span class='notice'>[src] is closed.</span>")
 	update_icon()

 /obj/structure/closet/fireaxecabinet/attack_ai(mob/user as mob)
@@ -32,13 +32,13 @@

 /obj/structure/closet/secure_closet/syndicate/depot/attack_animal(mob/M)
 	if(isanimal(M) && ("syndicate" in M.faction))
-		to_chat(M, "<span class='warning'>The [src] resists your attack!</span>")
+		to_chat(M, "<span class='warning'>[src] resists your attack!</span>")
 		return
 	return ..()

 /obj/structure/closet/secure_closet/syndicate/depot/attackby(obj/item/W, mob/user, params)
 	if(istype(W, /obj/item/rcs))
-		to_chat(user, "<span class='warning'>Bluespace interference prevents the [W] from locking onto [src]!</span>")
+		to_chat(user, "<span class='warning'>Bluespace interference prevents [W] from locking onto [src]!</span>")
 		return
 	return ..()

@@ -125,7 +125,7 @@
 	//okay, so the closet is either welded or locked... resist!!!
 	to_chat(L, "<span class='warning'>You lean on the back of \the [src] and start pushing the door open. (this will take about [breakout_time] minutes)</span>")
 	for(var/mob/O in viewers(src))
-		O.show_message("<span class='danger'>The [src] begins to shake violently!</span>", 1)
+		O.show_message("<span class='danger'>[src] begins to shake violently!</span>", 1)


 	spawn(0)
@@ -50,7 +50,7 @@
 	. = TRUE
 	if(!I.use_tool(src, user, 0, volume = I.tool_volume))
 		return
-	to_chat(user, "<span class='notice'>The [src] is too well secured to the floor.</span>")
+	to_chat(user, "<span class='notice'>[src] is too well secured to the floor.</span>")

 /obj/structure/fusionreactor/proc/overload(containment_failure = FALSE, skip_qdel = FALSE)
 	if(has_overloaded)
@@ -226,7 +226,7 @@
 		return
 	if(mineral)
 		var/obj/item/stack/sheet/mineral/mineral_path = text2path("/obj/item/stack/sheet/mineral/[mineral]")
-		visible_message("<span class='notice'>[user] welds the [mineral] plating off [src].</span>",\
+		user.visible_message("<span class='notice'>[user] welds the [mineral] plating off [src].</span>",\
 			"<span class='notice'>You start to weld the [mineral] plating off [src]...</span>",\
 			"<span class='warning'>You hear welding.</span>")
 		if(!I.use_tool(src, user, 40, volume = I.tool_volume))
@@ -236,7 +236,7 @@
 		var/obj/structure/door_assembly/PA = new previous_assembly(loc)
 		transfer_assembly_vars(src, PA)
 	else if(glass)
-		visible_message("<span class='notice'>[user] welds the glass panel out of [src].</span>",\
+		user.visible_message("<span class='notice'>[user] welds the glass panel out of [src].</span>",\
 			"<span class='notice'>You start to weld the glass panel out of the [src]...</span>",\
 			"<span class='warning'>You hear welding.</span>")
 		if(!I.use_tool(src, user, 40, volume = I.tool_volume))
@@ -184,7 +184,7 @@
 		W.update_nearby_icons()
 		W.state = WINDOW_OUT_OF_FRAME
 		S.use(2)
-		to_chat(user, "<span class='notice'>You place the [W] on [src].</span>")
+		to_chat(user, "<span class='notice'>You place [W] on [src].</span>")


 /obj/structure/grille/play_attack_sound(damage_amount, damage_type = BRUTE, damage_flag = 0)
@@ -216,7 +216,7 @@

 /obj/structure/guillotine/buckle_mob(mob/living/M, force = FALSE, check_loc = TRUE)
 	if(!anchored)
-		to_chat(usr, "<span class='warning'>The [src] needs to be wrenched to the floor!</span>")
+		to_chat(usr, "<span class='warning'>[src] needs to be wrenched to the floor!</span>")
 		return FALSE

 	if(!ishuman(M))
@@ -74,7 +74,7 @@
 				users_in_range++

 	if(users_in_range < 2)
-		to_chat(M, "<span class='warning'>There aren't enough people to use the [src.name]!</span>")
+		to_chat(M, "<span class='warning'>There aren't enough people to use [src]!</span>")
 		return 0

 	return 1
@@ -79,7 +79,7 @@
 		if(ismob(G.affecting) && G.state >= GRAB_AGGRESSIVE)
 			var/mob/GM = G.affecting
 			for(var/obj/structure/transit_tube_pod/pod in loc)
-				pod.visible_message("<span class='warning'>[user] starts putting [GM] into the [pod]!</span>")
+				pod.visible_message("<span class='warning'>[user] starts putting [GM] into [pod]!</span>")
 				if(do_after(user, 30, target = GM) && GM && G && G.affecting == GM)
 					GM.Weaken(5)
 					Bumped(GM)
@@ -410,7 +410,7 @@
 	if(!valid_window_location(loc, target_dir))
 		target_dir = turn(dir, 90)
 	if(!valid_window_location(loc, target_dir))
-		to_chat(user, "<span class='warning'>There is no room to rotate the [src]</span>")
+		to_chat(user, "<span class='warning'>There is no room to rotate [src].</span>")
 		return FALSE

 	setDir(target_dir)
@@ -178,7 +178,7 @@
 	qdel(AM)

 	if(AM && !QDELETED(AM))	//It's indestructible
-		visible_message("<span class='boldwarning'>[src] spits out the [AM]!</span>")
+		visible_message("<span class='boldwarning'>[src] spits out [AM]!</span>")
 		AM.alpha = oldalpha
 		AM.color = oldcolor
 		AM.transform = oldtransform
@@ -72,7 +72,7 @@

 /obj/item/assembly/health/interact(mob/user)//TODO: Change this to the wires thingy
 	if(!secured)
-		user.show_message("<span class='warning'>The [name] is unsecured!</span>")
+		user.show_message("<span class='warning'>[src] is unsecured!</span>")
 		return FALSE
 	var/dat = text("<TT><B>Health Sensor</B> <A href='?src=[UID()];scanning=1'>[scanning?"On":"Off"]</A>")
 	if(scanning && health_scan)
@@ -97,7 +97,7 @@

 /obj/item/assembly/prox_sensor/interact(mob/user)//TODO: Change this to the wires thingy
 	if(!secured)
-		user.show_message("<span class='warning'>The [name] is unsecured!</span>")
+		user.show_message("<span class='warning'>[src] is unsecured!</span>")
 		return FALSE
 	var/second = time % 60
 	var/minute = (time - second) / 60
@@ -64,7 +64,7 @@

 /obj/item/assembly/timer/interact(mob/user as mob)//TODO: Have this use the wires
 	if(!secured)
-		user.show_message("<span class='warning'>The [name] is unsecured!</span>")
+		user.show_message("<span class='warning'>[src] is unsecured!</span>")
 		return FALSE
 	var/second = time % 60
 	var/minute = (time - second) / 60
@@ -936,7 +936,7 @@
 	if(!emagged)
 		emagged = TRUE
 		if(user)
-			user.visible_message("<span class='warning'>Sparks fly out of the [src]!</span>", "<span class='notice'>You emag the [src], disabling its safeties.</span>")
+			user.visible_message("<span class='warning'>Sparks fly out of \the [src]!</span>", "<span class='notice'>You emag \the [src], disabling its safeties.</span>")
 		playsound(src.loc, 'sound/effects/sparks4.ogg', 50, TRUE)
 		return

@@ -129,13 +129,10 @@
 /obj/effect/meatgrinder
 	name = "Meat Grinder"
 	desc = "What is that thing?"
-	density = 1
-	anchored = 1
-	layer = 3
+	density = TRUE
 	icon = 'icons/mob/blob.dmi'
 	icon_state = "blobpod"
-	var/triggerproc = "triggerrad1" //name of the proc thats called when the mine is triggered
-	var/triggered = 0
+	var/triggered = FALSE

 /obj/effect/meatgrinder/Crossed(AM as mob|obj, oldloc)
 	Bumped(AM)
@@ -145,10 +142,9 @@
 	if(triggered) return

 	if(istype(M, /mob/living/carbon/human))
-		for(var/mob/O in viewers(world.view, src.loc))
-			to_chat(O, "<font color='red'>[M] triggered the [bicon(src)] [src]</font>")
-		triggered = 1
-		call(src,triggerproc)(M)
+		visible_message("<span class='danger'>[M] triggers [src]!</span>")
+		triggered = TRUE
+		triggerrad1(M)

 /obj/effect/meatgrinder/proc/triggerrad1(mob)
 	for(var/mob/O in viewers(world.view, src.loc))
@@ -457,10 +457,10 @@ BLIND     // can't see anything
 	if(istype(I, /obj/item/match) && src.loc == user)
 		var/obj/item/match/M = I
 		if(M.matchignite()) // Match isn't lit, but isn't burnt.
-			user.visible_message("<span class='warning'>[user] strikes a [M] on the bottom of [src], lighting it.</span>","<span class='warning'>You strike the [M] on the bottom of [src] to light it.</span>")
+			user.visible_message("<span class='warning'>[user] strikes a [M] on the bottom of [src], lighting it.</span>","<span class='warning'>You strike [M] on the bottom of [src] to light it.</span>")
 			playsound(user.loc, 'sound/goonstation/misc/matchstick_light.ogg', 50, 1)
 		else
-			user.visible_message("<span class='warning'>[user] crushes the [M] into the bottom of [src], extinguishing it.</span>","<span class='warning'>You crush the [M] into the bottom of [src], extinguishing it.</span>")
+			user.visible_message("<span class='warning'>[user] crushes [M] into the bottom of [src], extinguishing it.</span>","<span class='warning'>You crush [M] into the bottom of [src], extinguishing it.</span>")
 			M.dropped()
 		return

@@ -29,13 +29,13 @@
 	if(istype(I, /obj/item/stack/sheet/mineral/diamond))
 		var/obj/item/stack/sheet/mineral/diamond/D = I
 		if(stud)
-			to_chat(usr, "<span class='notice'>The [src] already has a gem.</span>")
+			to_chat(usr, "<span class='notice'>[src] already has a gem.</span>")
 		else
 			if(D.amount >= 1)
 				D.use(1)
 				stud = 1
 				update_icon()
-				to_chat(usr, "<span class='notice'>You socket the diamond into the [src].</span>")
+				to_chat(usr, "<span class='notice'>You socket the diamond into [src].</span>")

 // s'pensive
 /obj/item/clothing/gloves/ring/silver
@@ -129,7 +129,7 @@

 /obj/item/clothing/mask/muzzle/safety/shock
 	name = "shock muzzle"
-	desc = "A muzzle designed to prevent biting.  This one is fitted with a behavior correction system."
+	desc = "A muzzle designed to prevent biting. This one is fitted with a behavior correction system."
 	var/obj/item/assembly/trigger = null
 	origin_tech = "materials=1;engineering=1"
 	materials = list(MAT_METAL=500, MAT_GLASS=50)
@@ -147,7 +147,7 @@
 		trigger.master = src
 		trigger.holder = src
 		AddComponent(/datum/component/proximity_monitor)
-		to_chat(user, "<span class='notice'>You attach the [W] to [src].</span>")
+		to_chat(user, "<span class='notice'>You attach [W] to [src].</span>")
 		return TRUE
 	else if(istype(W, /obj/item/assembly))
 		to_chat(user, "<span class='notice'>That won't fit in [src]. Perhaps a signaler or voice analyzer would?</span>")
@@ -213,21 +213,20 @@
 			return
 		var/mob/living/carbon/human/H = user
 		if(H.shoes != src)
-			to_chat(user, "You will have to put on the [src] before you can do that.")
+			to_chat(user, "<span class='warning>You will have to put on [src] before you can do that.</span>")
 			return

-
 		flags |= NOSLIP
 		magpulse = 1
 		flags &= ~NODROP	//kinda hard to take off magclaws when you are gripping them tightly.
 		to_chat(user, "You dig your claws deeply into the flooring, bracing yourself.")
-		to_chat(user, "It would be hard to take off the [src] without relaxing your grip first.")
+		to_chat(user, "It would be hard to take off [src] without relaxing your grip first.")

 //In case they somehow come off while enabled.
 /obj/item/clothing/shoes/magboots/vox/dropped(mob/user as mob)
 	..()
 	if(src.magpulse)
-		user.visible_message("The [src] go limp as they are removed from [usr]'s feet.", "The [src] go limp as they are removed from your feet.")
+		user.visible_message("[src] go limp as they are removed from [usr]'s feet.", "[src] go limp as they are removed from your feet.")
 		flags &= ~NOSLIP
 		magpulse = 0
 		flags &= ~NODROP
@@ -368,7 +368,7 @@
 	if(!active)
 		return FALSE
 	if(reaction_check(hitby))
-		owner.visible_message("<span class='danger'>The [src] blocks the [attack_text], sending out jets of flame!</span>")
+		owner.visible_message("<span class='danger'>[src] blocks [attack_text], sending out jets of flame!</span>")
 		for(var/mob/living/carbon/C in range(6, owner))
 			if(C != owner)
 				C.fire_stacks += 8
@@ -405,7 +405,7 @@
 	if(!active)
 		return FALSE
 	if(reaction_check(hitby))
-		owner.visible_message("<span class='danger'>The [src] blocks the [attack_text], sending out arcs of lightning!</span>")
+		owner.visible_message("<span class='danger'>[src] blocks [attack_text], sending out arcs of lightning!</span>")
 		for(var/mob/living/M in view(6, owner))
 			if(M == owner)
 				continue
@@ -451,7 +451,7 @@
 				new sparkle_path(get_turf(AM), get_dir(owner, AM))
 				if(isliving(AM))
 					var/mob/living/M = AM
-					to_chat(M, "<span class='userdanger'>You're thrown back by the [owner]'s reactive armor!</span>")
+					to_chat(M, "<span class='userdanger'>You're thrown back by [owner]'s reactive armor!</span>")
 				INVOKE_ASYNC(AM, /atom/movable/.proc/throw_at, throw_target, ((clamp((repulse_power - (clamp(dist_from_user - 2, 0, dist_from_user))), 3, repulse_power))), 1) //So stuff gets tossed around at the same time.
 		disable(rand(2, 5))
 		return TRUE
@@ -40,32 +40,32 @@

 	var/obj/item/gun/W = I
 	if(!can_holster(W))
-		to_chat(user, "<span class='warning'>This [W] won't fit in the [src]!</span>")
+		to_chat(user, "<span class='warning'>This [W.name] won't fit in [src]!</span>")
 		return

 	if(!user.canUnEquip(W, 0))
-		to_chat(user, "<span class='warning'>You can't let go of the [W]!</span>")
+		to_chat(user, "<span class='warning'>You can't let go of [W]!</span>")
 		return

 	holstered = W
 	user.unEquip(holstered)
 	holstered.loc = src
 	holstered.add_fingerprint(user)
-	user.visible_message("<span class='notice'>[user] holsters the [holstered].</span>", "<span class='notice'>You holster the [holstered].</span>")
+	user.visible_message("<span class='notice'>[user] holsters [holstered].</span>", "<span class='notice'>You holster [holstered].</span>")

 /obj/item/clothing/accessory/holster/proc/unholster(mob/user as mob)
 	if(!holstered)
 		return

 	if(istype(user.get_active_hand(),/obj) && istype(user.get_inactive_hand(),/obj))
-		to_chat(user, "<span class='warning'>You need an empty hand to draw the [holstered]!</span>")
+		to_chat(user, "<span class='warning'>You need an empty hand to draw [holstered]!</span>")
 	else
 		if(user.a_intent == INTENT_HARM)
-			usr.visible_message("<span class='warning'>[user] draws the [holstered], ready to shoot!</span></span>", \
-			"<span class='warning'>You draw the [holstered], ready to shoot!</span>")
+			usr.visible_message("<span class='warning'>[user] draws [holstered], ready to shoot!</span></span>", \
+			"<span class='warning'>You draw [holstered], ready to shoot!</span>")
 		else
-			user.visible_message("<span class='notice'>[user] draws the [holstered], pointing it at the ground.</span>", \
-			"<span class='notice'>You draw the [holstered], pointing it at the ground.</span>")
+			user.visible_message("<span class='notice'>[user] draws [holstered], pointing it at the ground.</span>", \
+			"<span class='notice'>You draw [holstered], pointing it at the ground.</span>")
 		user.put_in_hands(holstered)
 		holstered.add_fingerprint(user)
 		holstered = null
@@ -34,12 +34,12 @@

 /obj/item/fluff/tattoo_gun/attack(mob/living/carbon/M as mob, mob/user as mob)
 	if(user.a_intent == INTENT_HARM)
-		user.visible_message("<span class='warning'>[user] stabs [M] with the [src]!</span>", "<span class='warning'>You stab [M] with the [src]!</span>")
-		to_chat(M, "<span class='userdanger'>[user] stabs you with the [src]!<br></span><span class = 'warning'>You feel a tiny prick!</span>")
+		user.visible_message("<span class='warning'>[user] stabs [M] with [src]!</span>", "<span class='warning'>You stab [M] with [src]!</span>")
+		to_chat(M, "<span class='userdanger'>[user] stabs you with [src]!<br></span><span class = 'warning'>You feel a tiny prick!</span>")
 		return

 	if(used)
-		to_chat(user, "<span class= 'notice'>The [src] is out of ink.</span>")
+		to_chat(user, "<span class= 'notice'>[src] is out of ink.</span>")
 		return

 	if(!istype(M, /mob/living/carbon/human))
@@ -62,10 +62,10 @@
 		return

 	if(target == user)
-		to_chat(user, "<span class= 'notice'>You use the [src] to apply a [tattoo_name] to yourself!</span>")
+		to_chat(user, "<span class= 'notice'>You use [src] to apply a [tattoo_name] to yourself!</span>")

 	else
-		user.visible_message("<span class='notice'>[user] begins to apply a [tattoo_name] [target] with the [src].</span>", "<span class='notice'>You begin to tattoo [target] with the [src]!</span>")
+		user.visible_message("<span class='notice'>[user] begins to apply a [tattoo_name] [target] with [src].</span>", "<span class='notice'>You begin to tattoo [target] with [src]!</span>")
 		if(!do_after(user, 30 * toolspeed, target = M))
 			return
 		user.visible_message("<span class='notice'>[user] finishes the [tattoo_name] on [target].</span>", "<span class='notice'>You finish the [tattoo_name].</span>")
@@ -108,12 +108,12 @@
 			tattoo_g = color2G(ink_color)
 			tattoo_b = color2B(ink_color)

-			to_chat(user, "<span class='notice'>You change the color setting on the [src].</span>")
+			to_chat(user, "<span class='notice'>You change the color setting on [src].</span>")

 			update_icon()

 	else
-		to_chat(user, "<span class='notice'>The [src] is out of ink!</span>")
+		to_chat(user, "<span class='notice'>[src] is out of ink!</span>")

 /obj/item/fluff/bird_painter // BirdtTalon: Kahkiri
 	name = "Orb of Onyx"
@@ -292,7 +292,7 @@
 		return

 	if(target.change_body_accessory("Jay Wingler Tail"))
-		to_chat(target, "<span class='notice'>You comb your tail with the [src].</span>")
+		to_chat(target, "<span class='notice'>You comb your tail with [src].</span>")
 		used = 1

 /obj/item/fluff/desolate_coat_kit //DesolateG: Micheal Smith
@@ -460,7 +460,7 @@
 		var/obj/item/clothing/suit/storage/S = target
 		var/obj/item/clothing/suit/storage/fluff/k3_webbing/webbing = new(get_turf(target))
 		webbing.allowed = S.allowed
-		to_chat(user, "<span class='notice'>You modify the [S] with [src].</span>")
+		to_chat(user, "<span class='notice'>You modify [S] with [src].</span>")
 		H.update_inv_wear_suit()
 		qdel(S)
 		qdel(src)
@@ -957,7 +957,7 @@
 		for(var/X in actions)
 			var/datum/action/A = X
 			A.UpdateButtonIcon()
-		to_chat(user, "You turn the [src]'s lighting system [flavour].")
+		to_chat(user, "You turn [src]'s lighting system [flavour].")
 		user.update_inv_wear_suit()

 /obj/item/clothing/suit/hooded/hoodie/fluff/xantholne // Xantholne: Meex Zwichsnicrur
@@ -25,7 +25,7 @@

 /obj/item/reagent_containers/glass/rag/attack(atom/target as obj|turf|area, mob/user as mob , flag)
 	if(ismob(target) && target.reagents && reagents.total_volume)
-		user.visible_message("<span class='danger'>[user] has smothered \the [target] with \the [src]!</span>", "<span class='danger'>You smother \the [target] with \the [src]!</span>", "You hear some struggling and muffled cries of surprise")
+		user.visible_message("<span class='danger'>[user] has smothered [target] with [src]!</span>", "<span class='danger'>You smother [target] with [src]!</span>", "You hear some struggling and muffled cries of surprise")
 		src.reagents.reaction(target, REAGENT_TOUCH)
 		src.reagents.clear_reagents()
 		return
@@ -35,8 +35,8 @@
 /obj/item/reagent_containers/glass/rag/afterattack(atom/A as obj|turf|area, mob/user as mob,proximity)
 	if(!proximity) return
 	if(istype(A) && (src in user))
-		user.visible_message("[user] starts to wipe down [A] with [src]!")
+		user.visible_message("<span class='notice'>[user] starts to wipe down [A] with [src]!</span>")
 		if(do_after(user, wipespeed, target = A))
-			user.visible_message("[user] finishes wiping off the [A]!")
+			user.visible_message("<span class='notice'>[user] finishes wiping off [A]!</span>")
 			A.clean_blood()
 	return
@@ -254,7 +254,7 @@ log transactions
 		if("balance_statement")
 			if(authenticated_account)
 				if(world.timeofday < lastprint + PRINT_DELAY)
-					to_chat(usr, "<span class='notice'>The [name] flashes an error on its display.</span>")
+					to_chat(usr, "<span class='notice'>[src] flashes an error on its display.</span>")
 					return
 				lastprint = world.timeofday
 				playsound(loc, 'sound/goonstation/machines/printer_thermal.ogg', 50, TRUE)
--- a/Show More
+++ b/Show More