The Honkening

code/modules/clothing/gloves/miscellaneous.dm

@@ -47,4 +47,11 @@
 	name = "batgloves"
 	icon_state = "bmgloves"
 	item_state = "bmgloves"
-	item_color="bmgloves"
+	item_color="bmgloves"
+
+/obj/item/clothing/gloves/cursedclown
+	name = "cursed white gloves"
+	desc = "These things smell terrible, and they're all lumpy. Gross."
+	icon_state = "latex"
+	item_state = "lgloves"
+	flags = NODROP

code/modules/clothing/masks/miscellaneous.dm

@@ -275,3 +275,28 @@ obj/item/clothing/mask/bandana/purple
 	icon_state = "bandblack"
 	item_color = "black"
 	desc = "It's a black bandana."
+
+/obj/item/clothing/mask/cursedclown
+	name = "cursed clown mask"
+	desc = "This is a very, very odd looking mask."
+	icon = 'icons/goonstation/objects/clothing/mask.dmi'
+	icon_state = "cursedclown"
+	item_state = "cclown_hat"
+	icon_override = 'icons/goonstation/mob/clothing/mask.dmi'
+	lefthand_file = 'icons/goonstation/mob/inhands/clothing_lefthand.dmi'
+	righthand_file = 'icons/goonstation/mob/inhands/clothing_righthand.dmi'
+	flags = NODROP
+
+/obj/item/clothing/mask/cursedclown/equipped(mob/user, slot)
+	..()
+	var/mob/living/carbon/human/H = user
+	if(istype(H) && slot == slot_wear_mask)
+		to_chat(H, "<span class='danger'>[src] grips your face!</span>")
+		if(H.mind && H.mind.assigned_role != "Cluwne")
+			H.makeCluwne()
+
+/obj/item/clothing/mask/cursedclown/suicide_act(mob/user)
+	user.visible_message("<span class='danger'>[user] gazes into the eyes of [src]. [src] gazes back!</span>")
+	spawn(10)
+		user.gib()
+	return BRUTELOSS

code/modules/clothing/shoes/miscellaneous.dm

@@ -207,3 +207,13 @@
 	item_color = "fancysandal"
 	species_restricted = null
 
+/obj/item/clothing/shoes/cursedclown
+	name = "cursed clown shoes"
+	desc = "Moldering clown flip flops. They're neon green for some reason."
+	icon = 'icons/goonstation/objects/clothing/feet.dmi'
+	icon_state = "cursedclown"
+	item_state = "cclown_shoes"
+	icon_override = 'icons/goonstation/mob/clothing/feet.dmi'
+	lefthand_file = 'icons/goonstation/mob/inhands/clothing_lefthand.dmi'
+	righthand_file = 'icons/goonstation/mob/inhands/clothing_righthand.dmi'
+	flags = NODROP

code/modules/clothing/suits/miscellaneous.dm

@@ -657,4 +657,4 @@
 			if(user.reagents.get_reagent_amount("syndicate_nanites") < 15)
 				user.reagents.add_reagent("syndicate_nanites", 15)
 	else
-		processing_objects.Remove(src)
+		processing_objects.Remove(src)

code/modules/clothing/under/miscellaneous.dm

@@ -709,3 +709,15 @@
 			to_chat(user,"<span class='warning'>You can't fit inside while wearing that \the [user.get_item_by_slot(slot_id)].</span>")
 			return 0
 	return 1
+
+/obj/item/clothing/under/cursedclown
+	name = "cursed clown suit"
+	desc = "It wasn't already?"
+	icon = 'icons/goonstation/objects/clothing/uniform.dmi'
+	icon_state = "cursedclown"
+	item_state = "cclown_uniform"
+	item_color = "cursedclown"
+	icon_override = 'icons/goonstation/mob/clothing/uniform.dmi'
+	lefthand_file = 'icons/goonstation/mob/inhands/clothing_lefthand.dmi'
+	righthand_file = 'icons/goonstation/mob/inhands/clothing_righthand.dmi'
+	flags = NODROP

code/modules/surgery/organs/organ_internal.dm

@@ -476,13 +476,21 @@
 			var/mob/living/carbon/human/H = owner
 			if(isobj(H.shoes))
 				var/thingy = H.shoes
-				H.unEquip(H.shoes)
-				walk_away(thingy,H,15,2)
-				spawn(20)
-					if(thingy)
-						walk(thingy,0)
+				if(H.unEquip(H.shoes))
+					walk_away(thingy,H,15,2)
+					spawn(20)
+						if(thingy)
+							walk(thingy,0)
 	..()
 
+/obj/item/organ/internal/honktumor/cursed
+
+/obj/item/organ/internal/honktumor/cursed/remove(mob/living/carbon/M, special = 0, clean_remove = 0)
+	..()
+	if(!clean_remove)
+		insert(M) //You're not getting away that easily!
+	else
+		qdel(src)
 
 /obj/item/organ/internal/beard
 	name = "beard organ"
@@ -493,7 +501,6 @@
 	parent_organ = "head"
 	slot = "hair_organ"
 
-
 /obj/item/organ/internal/beard/on_life()
 
 	if(!owner)
@@ -516,4 +523,4 @@
 			head_organ.r_facial = 216
 			head_organ.g_facial = 192
 			head_organ.b_facial = 120
-			H.update_fhair()
+			H.update_fhair()