Merge pull request #2120 from Citadel-Station-13/upstream-merge-29302

[MIRROR] Adds more CAS cards. Removes a couple shit ones.
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LetterJay
2017-07-25 12:54:56 -05:00
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@@ -13,7 +13,6 @@ If the Space Gods didn't want _________ they wouldn't have given us __________.
Why was the death squad sent in?
Current Active Laws: ________ is the only human.
Today, science found an anomaly that made people ____ and ____.
______! Quick, call the shuttle!
______ has been detected on a collision course with the station.
Today's kitchen menu includes _____ stuffed with _____.
What's the Captain's fetish?
@@ -44,7 +43,7 @@ You can never have too many _____ on the station.
Why can't I find a space relationship?
The assistants gathered around the brig, with toolboxes and ___________.
Confirmed outbreak of _____ aboard the station.
The AI Was horrified to discover security was executing prisoners via ________.
The AI was horrified to discover security was executing prisoners via ________.
Attention crew: the word _____ is now a punishable offense.
The chemist cackled as he labeled ________ pills as __________.
The Space Wizard Federation has regrettably begun to summon _____.
@@ -102,4 +101,13 @@ What made the mime speak?
How do you get an assistant to assist?
What was I last brigged for?
Why does Security no longer use the gulag?
Old versions of Space Law used to authorize __________.
Old versions of Space Law used to authorize __________.
Our new state-of-the-art station shield is made entirely of ________.
What's the most terrifying thing about Lavaland?
Listen. Recent _______ on this station left me very disappointed, OK?
The auxiliary base was disabled after landing in the middle of _______.
Xenobiologists have found slimes to be exceptionally responsive to _______.
Why did the captain give me a medal?
The curator's new exhibit is devoted solely to _________.
There's no ______ on the new escape shuttle, but there is plenty of _________!
What made me sell my soul to the devil?
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@@ -52,6 +52,7 @@ Walking mushroom cockfights.
Improper comdom use.
Greentext.
Coating the whole station in blood.
Cock cultists.
Defusing a syndicate bomb with another bomb.
Going braindead mid-murder.
A petsplosion.
@@ -99,7 +100,7 @@ Inviting all the lizards onto the holodeck for a party.
A used corgi suit.
Saxing.
Carbon dioxide.
Lewd alien abduction.
Actually playing Cards Against Spess.
Warm donk pockets.
Fucking your own cloned body.
MULEbot manslaughter.
@@ -133,7 +134,6 @@ Suiciding with a fedora.
A MULEbot drag race.
Automatons.
Six max-cap bombs.
Xenos pleasuring their victims with anal.
Forgetting you're a traitor.
Itching powder.
Some overpowered bullshit.
@@ -267,4 +267,30 @@ Wheelchair Ian.
An actually helpful assistant.
Mindbreaker toxin.
Legions of cyborg assholes.
Homicidal chefs.
Homicidal chefs.
Extended.
Grammar fascist gods.
Cortical borers.
A masochist in an ash storm.
Draconic.
Riding borgs, cowgirl style.
The Voice of God.
Overpowered stuns.
Unironically reading library smut.
Spiritual journeys with BZ.
Freon.
Deep-fried body parts.
Suit sensor unit gas chambers.
Moonlighting.
Sex inside a mech.
The philosophical complications of Asimov.
A changeling monkeying itself mid-coitus.
Swarmers.
A fully-dressed CMO.
The hardworking engineer.
Skewium-induced orgasm.
A salt overdose.
Mindswap.
Potassium in the toilet bowls.
Giving head to the heads.
A lizard wearing cat ears.