Kev's scanner malarky

code/game/objects/items/devices/scanners.dm

@@ -190,6 +190,14 @@ SLIME SCANNER
 			if(Br.cached_size>5)
 				msg += "\t<span class='info'>Subject has a sizeable bosom with a [Br.size] cup.</span>\n"
 
+		if (M.getOrganLoss(ORGAN_SLOT_BRAIN) >= 200 || !M.getorgan(/obj/item/organ/brain))
+			msg += "\t<span class='alert'>Subject's brain function is non-existent.</span>\n"
+		else if (M.getOrganLoss(ORGAN_SLOT_BRAIN) >= 120)
+			msg += "\t<span class='alert'>Severe brain damage detected. Subject likely to have mental traumas.</span>\n"
+		else if (M.getOrganLoss(ORGAN_SLOT_BRAIN) >= 45)
+			msg += "\t<span class='alert'>Brain damage detected.</span>\n"
+
+	if(iscarbon(M))
 		var/mob/living/carbon/C = M
 		if(LAZYLEN(C.get_traumas()))
 			var/list/trauma_text = list()
@@ -342,9 +350,9 @@ SLIME SCANNER
 				minor_damage = "\t<span class='info'>Mildly Damaged Organs: </span>"
 			else
 				minor_damage += "</span>"
-			to_chat(user, minor_damage)
-			to_chat(user, major_damage)
-			to_chat(user, max_damage)
+			msg += "[minor_damage]"
+			msg += "[major_damage]"
+			msg += "[max_damage]"
 
 
 	// Species and body temperature

code/modules/reagents/chemistry/reagents/toxin_reagents.dm

@@ -969,3 +969,19 @@
 				to_chat(M, "<span class='warning'>Your missing arm aches from wherever you left it.</span>")
 				M.emote("sigh")
 	return ..()
+
+/datum/reagent/toxin/brainhurtingjuice //oof ouch
+	name = "Brain Hurting Juice"
+	id = "brainhurtingjuice"
+	color = "#AAAAAA77" //RGBA: 170, 170, 170, 77
+	toxpwr = 0
+	taste_description = "brain hurting"
+	metabolization_rate = 5
+
+/datum/reagent/toxin/brainhurtingjuice/on_mob_life(mob/living/carbon/M)
+	if(prob(50))
+		M.gain_trauma_type(BRAIN_TRAUMA_MILD)
+	else if(prob(50))
+		M.gain_trauma_type(BRAIN_TRAUMA_SEVERE)
+	else
+		M.gain_trauma_type(BRAIN_TRAUMA_SPECIAL)